https://x.com/ringframe/status/1940090727431635141

No Sarah Gadon no watch

>>212232991 (OP)
Looks like fucking garbage

>>212232991 (OP)
Looks great.

>>212232991 (OP)
There's a nigger in it.

>>212232991 (OP)
Started laughing when he appeared. I don't think I'll be able to take this movie seriously. Too much brainrot.

>>212232991 (OP)
reup?

>>212232991 (OP)
It's gone, got a mirror?

>>212232991 (OP)
>Where is Odysseus?
>He's burning local.

>not my Odysseus

>>212233333
>>212233355
https://streamable.com/8d4xat

>>212233385
thanks

I have mixed feelings on Nolan but he tries

>>212233385
could be worse, i guess

but that's spiderman, burn local guy, matt damon, same old hollywood speak, looks nothing like an ancient or mythical story

>>212232991 (OP)
>>212233385
Why do they have american accents? Even the bong actors are putting one on.

>>212233622
>>212233368
>>212233311
>Letting /tv/ memes cloud your opinion of a movie
Do you people really?

Why are you people desperate to see a camrip of a trailer? You could just wait a couple of days.

>>212233771
They're not putting this online.

>>212233385
Always the boring fonts.

looks like shit and will be forgotten in a couple years like every other nolanslop since interstellar

>>212233385
Will the cyclops swallow people whole like pills or bite them to pieces? Or will the cyclops be shown in a metaphorical sense?

>>212232991 (OP)
I'm guessing this is Lupita's character. The people who thought she was playing Athena should apologise.

AYO ODYSSEUS MASK YOU SUMIN

>>212233660
Why should British accents be the standard for Greco-Roman movies?

I don't trust Nolan to properly adapt an epic

>>212233385
Is that Burn Local as menalaus?

Hearing some people say the voice at the beginning is Pattinson, it does sound like the Willem Defoe impression he used in the English dub of The Boy and the Heron.

>>212234139
No, that's Frank from Shotcaller

>>212233380
Literally all they had to do was do a sequel to Troy with all the same actors, god dammit

>>212232991 (OP)
>>212233385
Where is #mygirl Elliot?

>>212232991 (OP)
KINO INCOMING

>>212234279
The cyclops...

>>212234160
Does sound like him

>having m'ask you something as the central actor in your teaser trailer
oof, madone. it's'a not lookin'a good.

>>212234160
Oh no, that retard is in it? Won't be watching it

>>212233380
Mr Bean is busy starring in some propa ‘eystorical mystereh. Not this leather armor shite.

>>212232991 (OP)
I've already read this story and I've seen the TV miniseries. I've also read other works of Greek mythology and philosophy. Why drag this ancient tale of men, gods, and monsters to the screen? Reading used to be an important and fun experience.

This looks like generic Netflix slop.

>>212233385
so Bernthal is either Menelaos

whats the bet Zendaya is Helen of Argos?

>>212234876
GEEEEEG definitely Argos

>>212234854
thats cool lil bro. maybe the board about television and film isnt for you if you have succh a problem with a new movie trailer?

>>212234854
Based book reader dabbing on consoom

>>212234912
its either Zendaya or Lupita Obongo

>>212232991 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOvFG9dS92g
Meanwhile China gets this.

>>212233385
>https://streamable.com/8d4xat

actually surprised by Nolans style here

he is going for more minimalistic look

>>212235059
Let me guess
Three Kingdoms
I didnt look at it but im rigjht

>>212233872
Just a rehash of the Tenet teaser
https://youtu.be/GZI5607Z7jU?feature=shared

>>212234854
If you didn’t read it in Greek you didn’t read it

>>212234876
He has to be menelaus the only other person Telemachus visits is Nestor and Nestor is really old

>>212233385
God looks terrible

>>212232991 (OP)
Could be AI-generated. That would explain the low quality, an easy way to hide AI artifacts.

>>212233385

Looks like a parody made by AI.

>>212235234
yeah I was going to write Nestor then removed it, forgot about leaving 'either' in my post.
Im praying Elliot Page is Polyphemos

>>212233385
>first word is FARTNESS
lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooo wtf is this slop

>>212233385
i don’t read homerslop. who’s the retard on the boat?

>>212235059
Mainland Chinese stuff is unwatchable lol

>bald Bernthal playing Menelaus
>Menelaus is literally described as blond every time he is named
fuck this gay shit

>>212233385
this is gonna be bad

location choice is good, bernthal gets to TAWK. Holland really drags it down cos he's too self-possessed his "angst" is about his boring self than serving the story. It will be the visuals + "scale" that mogs the TV series, but story/character will be lame. Nolan is about the spectacle with more meat on the bones than Denis atp.

Lupita is sat next to Bernthal so she is Helen of Argos
Sounds like Pattinson narrating and he says "master" so not sure who he could be
>>212235459
probably the guy theyre talking about it the trailer. can you understand trailers at least, retard?

>>212235563
typical homer capeshitter. why don’t you mosey on down yonder to reddit?

>>212235563
>Sounds like Pattinson narrating and he says "master" so not sure who he could be
Could be the swineherd, or more likely one of Odysseus' crew.

>>212234972
I love television and film. But that dosen't give studios carte blanche to rob people of the fundamental joy of reading. Most folks today think if you see a movie based on a book, then you have no reason to read the source material.

>>212235597
kek why ask the question at all if youre not interested. enjoy this last (You) from me

>>212235635
that’s right. run away, chicken.

>>212234056
wuut?

>>212233385
this is gonna make /tv/ seethe so hard

>>212235715
we wuz greeks and such, easy bait

>>212235096
>>212235059
>Desc: In the twilight of the Tang Dynasty
>Three Kingdoms - 200s
>Tang Dynasty- 700-900s

>>212235607
I think eurylochus

>DAWKNESS

>>212233385
why are people mad this looks cool

>>212235563
could be leguizamo. Started off vaguely a modernized take of old text like R&J 1996, then went off tracks

>>212233385
looks like bland shit, typical nolan.

>>212233872
Go home, papyrus

>>212232991 (OP)
Looks like hot garbage.

>>212232991 (OP)
>>212233385
>Bernthal mentions to late night host Conan O' Brien, that after being cast, he started visiting various book stores around the country in order to prepare himself for the role.
>The first visit went smoothly with the 48-year-old even being offered free books. However, things went differently during a visit to a book store in New York City.
>”I go into a book store in Brooklyn," he said. "I get a whole stack and I go up to buy them and he looks at me and goes, 'Yeah, I know who you are.'" The owner then picked apart Bernthal's collection of Homer books and recommended other ones instead. "Do not mess this up," the owner sternly exclaimed.

>>212233385
keeno

>>212233385
Bro what the fuck is this cast. TOM HOLLAND????

>>212236387
this is his last stand. holland’s career outside of spider-man has been flop after flop after flop. he needs this.

>>212236314
Based Zeus in human form as the bookstore owner

This going to show during Superman IMAX?

>>212236609
It premiered for Jurassic Slop but since Superman will be in IMAX, it’s likely

>>212233385
Legitimately may be the worst cast of all time

>>212233244
Is that Richie Aprile?

>LET ME ASK YOU SUMETHIN' TELEMAKHOS

>>212233727
tv memes are smart memes

>>212235011
reading a book is consuming

>>212236922
reddit books is fucking reddit trash behavior

>>212236038
IMPRISONING ME

>>212236970
i agree

>>212237003
Another song associated with Jon Bernlocal. Is there anything this man can’t do?
https://youtu.be/s4QV6OZdmWY?t=93

>>212233244
The JAAACCKET

>>212233311
is he burning local?

>>212237068
>Is there anything this man can’t do?
freeze global

>>212233385
Why didn’t Nolan start with the Greeks?

Greek here, we get like 1 greek mythology/history film per decade and it has to go to this turbohack. I'm seething.

>>212237491
As a Greek, how would you cast it?
Did you see The Return with Fiennes?

>>212237491
>Greek here
Ancient Greece may as well have been a different planet, you’re as bad as Egyptians we wuzzing

>>212233385
>>212232991 (OP)
What even is this trailer? It tells the normies absolutely nothing about the story. It's just some guy on a plank of wood in the ocean.

>>212237627
and you're probably just saying this to defend a shitty woke movie

>>212237707
Teaser trailers are always vague and never do full plot rundowns

>>212237491
Pay off your debts and maybe you guys can produce your own films

>>212232991 (OP)
Fag movie for fags and dykes. Director is straight, but lost the forest for the trees long ago, like all the rest.

>>212233727
memes exist for a reason
just like stereotypes
either learn from them or fail

>>212233244
Based Armand Assante enjoyer

Also Rossellini as Athena was GOAT

>>212233385
Nolan has lost it

>>212233385
holy fucking cinema

>>212236314
>>212236566
top kek

>>212233660
would you rather Matt Damon do a British accent?

>when did you last see him?
>'tristed boom, huh? Goss, see?

>>212237707
It's the fucking Odyssey, if you don't know the story you are a nigger.

>>212234876
She’s Charybdis.

>>212235059
I’m glad that China has started making their own slop so that they quit artificially propping up our slop.

>>212233311
He looked like Andrew Tate in the treaser.

>>212238363
Walk up to random people and ask them what the Odyssey is. 9 times out of 10 they’ve never fucking heard of it. Tip your fedora some more.

>>212234127
It sounds European. Same reason when I watch a spaghetti Western, I want the actors to have and American or Mexican accent, even though the majority of them are Italian.

>>212238537
Why yes most people are niggers

>>212238650
>Unlike me, the connoisseur of this 2000 year-old capeshit

>>212237707
Even normies know about the Odyssey

>>212236086
it's pavlovian at this point. They trained themselves to hate everything that releases. Of course it looks cool

so Holland is playing Telemach? Btw is he a good actor? I never saw him in anything

>>212239018
He was pretty convincing getting fucked in the ass by a nigger in that one movie

why do some british people look as if they had plastic surgery done or something with the skin? Tom Holland looks like that and he looked like that even before he was adult so there's no way he had stuff done

>>212238742
>People in America know who Robbie Williams is

>>212238742
lol

>>212233385
Why is the date written like a retarded made it?

>>212239210
>Comparing some random britbong to ancient literature that's taught in every freshman year English class
Nobody cares about british pop culture.

>>212239301
Because it is made by and for retards

>>212233385
There is no actor working today more one note than Bernthal. Every single performance is identical. Same cadence, same delivery, same facial expressions.

>>212239386
This guy extinguishes globally

>>212239326
My high school English classes were a Shakespeare kind of deal.

>>212238537
>Walk up to random people and ask them what the Odyssey is. 9 times out of 10 they’ve never fucking heard of it.
literally where do you live? Every kid learns about it in school. At least in a normal country

>>212239301
That's how dates work in most of the world. Day Month Year.
>>212239147
It's called alcoholism anon

>>212239431
Southeastern US

>>212233385
>Tom Holland
>Zendaya
>huurrrrrr this will bring in the Disney Spiderman crowd

CAN WE JUST KILL EVERY CASTING AGENT IN HOLLYWOOD?

>>212239478
is the negress in the Odyssey as well?

'mask you something oddie

>>212239431
Greece

>>212239301
The 17 Month of the 7 Year of the 26 Century

>>212239478
Hey how about you make you own movies you ceaseless faggot.

>>212239523
kek

>>212234045
Weren't the ancient Ethiopians light-skinned? >>212234876
Menelaus (which is who I think JB is playing) said he went there, so maybe she is a Ethiopian wife or slave.

>>212239545
I would but I'm not Jewish

>>212239626
Okay pull your pants down, let's do this.

>>212239523
>I’m looking for my father
https://vocaroo.com/17tDY9mMXueI

>>212239603
Menalaos wife is Helen.
Im not surprised theyve made Helen black, I mean whatever.
I'll be angry if Zendaya is Athena. She doesnt even have blue eyes

I understand you've come to apologize, Anonocles son of Anonolonius?

can this be a sequel to Troy?

>>212233385
SOME SAY HE'S IN THAT BARN

Whenever burning local man does that growly scream thing he sounds like Seth McFarlane barking as Brian in family guy

>>212239660
Sorry I don't bend over for cut dicks

>>212239751

>>212239743
I guess.
Dont know why that movie removed all the gods

This is like the Last Temptation of Nolan? Brooklyn accents?

I don't care, I will always pronounce it "Kai no"

>odessus wants to hear the odyssey huh? Shiet

>>212239751
lmfao

>>212233385
They're shitting this one out fast and cheap.

KINO IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

>>212239743
No, unless Menelaos is already dead in this one.

>>212232991 (OP)
>the cringiest film of the year
oh joy
can't wait for all the plebs to jerk off to this

>>212240198
lets look forward to nothing then?
or do you already have a list of films are waiting to see next year? what are they so I can shit on them?

>>212240247
Dune Messiah

>>212240247
Avengers Doomsday, GTA 6 and Euphoria Season 3

>he knew it was an unwinnable war
>and then somehow... somehow he won it
Jesus fucking christ. There's that classic Nolan dialogue

>>212240279
>>212240273
havent heard of any of them

>>212239687
>Menalaos wife is Helen.
You are right of course, but I never even considered that they would make Helen black. I figured another wife/concubine or a slave. But she is setting at the table with him at his side. I guess they are going to go the Nemesis route for the mother and make her black possible Zeus as well at this point.

>>212233385
what the actual fuck lmao

>>212240247
>getting this triggered his favourite hack capeshit director is being called out for appealing to plebs
lmao

>>212233385
damn AI is getting really good but I can still tell this is fake because nobody would actually spend money and effort making this

>>212238537

>>212240412
>appealing to everyone, including plebs, is bad
virgin

Here is your most beautiful woman who ever lived anons, and so hot that the most handsome men can't resist stealing her and fighting over her.

The whole
>Defy the Gods
poster is everything you need to know

>>212239603
Aethiopian means "burnt skin" in Greek. It was used to describe all black/dark-skinned people.

>>212240456
>thinks liking bottom of the barrel trash doesn't make him a retard
Shouldn't you be creaming yourself in an mcu thread? I mean I guess I know this is basically capeshit too, but still

>>212240838
I havent said that at all. your reading comprehension is shit and I can confirm you are a paki

>you really think you can beat me in this war
>it's an unwinnable war
>haha you won't win but you're a big guy you can at least try
>U U U U

Is the leaked second trailer with Zendaya legit?????

>>212240888
>I havent said that at all.
Oh my bad, I assumed you wouldn't be so cavalier about accepting that you were retarded.
>paki
kek only a seething Indian would make that distinction. Makes sense since a lot of Nolanfags are thirdies

>>212240616
"burnt skin" was used to describe anyone more tanned than the greeks. It did include deep subsaharan blacks like your pic, but also light-skinned blacks and some Egyptians. Homer called Odysseus "black-skinned". And their idea of "Ethiopia", geographically, was all over the place.

>>212240900
>Odysseus, I'm Poseidon.
>Wow, I didn't say you could go home.

>>212240951
disgusting boney ass

>>212233660
because there american actors?
Why should they speak in an Greek acent in an english dub?
If you want the full greek version watch the greek dub

>Nolancringe

>>212233385
Wow it's fuckin nothing.
Why even release this?

>>212240951
I will now watch your kino

>>212235235
Yeah, I had been cautiously optimistic despite the cast announcements but this looks terrible. It seems like Nolan still has his god awful sound engineer who can't into audio balancing.

>>212233385

Further evidence that Nolan has lost it and is trading on legacy.

Anyone hyping this would eat steaming shit if it was served in a Syncopy plate

>>212235826
>Tang Dynasty
Decisive victory kino incoming?

>>212240951
looks even better than the first one, desu

>>212234774
Gods, he's gotten old.

>>212239868
Time constraints at best and muh realism at worst.

>>212239478
Is he shorter than Zendaya?

>>212241234
For what it's worth, I like Zendaya but Challengers is fucking trash
Watch Malcolm & Marie if you just want to goon to her

>>212241226
They can't release a proper trailer because it's going to be extremely cgi heavy. But they want to start building hype early because they're trying to establish Nolan's trash as huge events

>>212240951
would

*sucks teeth*
so you be sayin dis some kind of odyssey an shit?

>FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO STAY ON MY BOAT
>WHO PAID YOU TO STAB POLYPHEMUS?
>*arrow noises*
>HE DIDN'T SWIM SO GOOD. WHO WANTS TO TRY NEXT?
>TELL ME ABOUT ZEUS, WHY DOES HE WIELD THE LIGHTNING?

>>212241493
Fuck you. What you looking down for. We got a problem. You can come by my place it's got a sign that says this how Greek boys fight. You wanna come down!? You wanna see how Greek boys fight!?!

>I don't see gods, all i see is landlords trying to stop our grind. ya smell me?

>>212233385
not feeling it

>>212233385
>AYO TELEMACHUS LET ME ASK U SOMETHING HOW YOU GONNA PROTECT YOUR MOM FROM ALL THOSE SUITORS UHH HOW YOU GONNA DO IT THEY GONNA FUCK YOUR MOMS AND YOU GONNA SERVE THEM UP MILK FOR ROUND 2 THATS WHAT YOU'RE GONNA END UP DOIN YOU'RE NOT A TOUGH GUY WHO BURNS LOCAL LIKE ME YOU CANT PROTECT HER

>>212243459
>

>>212236086
They made the cast diverse.

>>212235202
Homeric Greek, not highfalutin classical Greek or degenerate Koine Greek

Looks like KINO to me

when are people going to get tired of this IMAX format

Here's how you do a teaser trailer. This is by the way the greatest teaser trailer ever made.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofY6r6xDY_Q

>>212233385
>Riggyseuss m'askusumthn

>>212235202
*hear it in Greek

>>212244566
I can't take Walkin Phoenix seriously anymore after he was gangraped in Joker 2.

>>212238742
A good chunk of American zoomers/alpha gens think Odysseus was made up by a Puerto Rican theater kid

>>212232991 (OP)
sterile crap

>>212233660
Because he cast Matt Damon as Odysseus for some reason and he's Murcan.

>>212246276
it wouldn't be a nolan film if it wasn't incredibly sterile

reading the odyssey for the first time btw so i can dab on the movie when it comes out

>>212247869
Which translation
>inb4 you have to hear it in the original greek from some dude by a fire like it was originally
/lit/ awaits

>>212246156
For me Walkin died when he played Napoleon like it was Joker 2.

>>212248298
penguin classic

>>212248298
The Emily Wilson translation

>>212233385
This... this doesn't look as bad as I thought it would...

It may... it may be good...

>>212236387
Im midly suprised he doesnt sound like a femboy in this one

I knew the cast was bad, but Andrew Tate??

>>212243459
>Reading scrolls is a very cheap way to...I guess entertain, but I wouldn't call it entertainment because my brain is far too ADVANCED. I'm too SMART to read.

>>212233385
>He knew it wasn't a winnable war.
>And then somehow... somehow he won it.

"odysseus" goes on an odyssey? stupid name, is it a joke?

>>212248424
Fagles then?

>>212248469
Go to bed Emily

>>212248776
The romans thought it was stupid too so they renamed him to Ulysses

>>212234210
It's been 20 years. The funny thing is brad pit could do fine as

>>212234876
>Helen of Argos
Helen the easily misplaced*
Is she in sparta? IS she in troy? Is she in egypt? Guess a cup, any cup, which cup'll have your thot-born-of-a-goose father. Or whatever form zeus was.

>>212248776

>>212249692
It's still mindboggingly retarded that Achilles died by getting shot in his Achilles heel. The fuck was Homer thinking?

>>212239603
No. There's some hemming and hawing about Memnon not being from our Ethiopia but even the ancient greeks often depicted him bantu-ass-black so it just comes across as
>Ahhh I can't allow any nigs in my mythos
Given he's the son or grandson of zeus(?) he'd be quadroon or redbone if you really wanna split hairs.

I like Greek mythology but Imma skip on this most like.

>>212249231
Did he go on a ulyssey?

>>212249773
Well it's hard to tell what ethnic features they're suppose to have sometimes, Poseidon looks like a nigger here as well

>>212233244
ellen?

>>212236360
i-is that a cave? holy fucking kinografi

>not my Odysseus

>>212236314
>Bernthal's Homer books

>>212249951
based

>>212233385
Boring as fuck. Half the trailer was shots of the fucking water. Nolan is finished.

>>212233385
>>212233385
Who's putting on the Charlton Heston voice? Sounds kewl

>>212236360
sometimes an oyster is just an oyster...

>>212233385
…Did they just use the same shot of water three times during a 30 sec trailer?

This looks even worse than Tenet.

>>212251698
They atleast could have had the water movie in a way to make it look like Poseidon's face or something

What's hermes deal