>talk shit about works of art
>jaw falls off
>die
Couldn't have happened to a nicer fella.

he said bad things about predator 2 and i dont like that

>>212236268
This. It's one of only a handful of sequels that are worthy of the original. FUCK Roger Ebert.

>>212236238 (OP)
>Known for eating black pussy
>Jaw falls off
Never race mix, kids.

god literally made him shut up

>>212236326
Most people underappreciate it cause of muhh Arnold, muhh jungle. And thanks to them we've only gotten shitty Predator sequels since then.

>>212236238 (OP)
Ebert was right and there's never been a video game that is anything more than a toy.

He was based, he judged a movie by what it tried to do rather than be a pretentious twat. Some of his takes were complete ass though.

>>212236673
>implying The Witcher 3, Expedition 33 and Grand Theft Auto V don't transcend mere "gaming" and become holy works of art that'll be appreciated until the end of time
Eat shit with your hero, faggot.

>>212236807
Unfortunately I lost my virginity before those came out.

>>212236854
Was he good to you?

>>212236238 (OP)

Should have spent the rest of his life cosplaying as Trap-Jaw!!!FACT!!!

>>212236238 (OP)

https://youtube.com/shorts/xLGTX-wMg4A?si=H9E4ZloyekszalPf

!!!FACT!!!

>>212236807
>bitches and moans people don’t take muh gaymen sewiously
>even contradicts this shit himself by saying these examples have to “transcend gaymen”(whatever that means) to be taken seriously
Gaymers are fucking dumb as shit

>>212236238 (OP)
He was a great man, and I still have a commerative pez despenser of him. He was just as good at reviewing movies as he was horrible at changing pillow cases. RIP

>>212236238 (OP)
what do they eat

>>212236238 (OP)
>talks shit about Lynch
>gets LYNCHED

>>212236268
>>212236238 (OP)
Said mean things about the original Godzilla. I'm glad that kike got cancer.

>>212236326
>>212236268
Pred2 is better than Predator.

>>212240182
Nothing. He's dead.

>>212236268
In the end it turned out he was the Predator

>>212236238 (OP)
>buckbroke the ENTIRE vidya game community
>they are still seething about it decades later
>devs literally destroyed their entire industry with bloated moviegame slop trying to prove him wrong

>>212240315
someone give him mandables.

How can you review 3 films a day? No time for them to sit and flourish in your mind, just whittling away the infinite scroll of big screen video to earn dollars you don't need before an early death.

>>212240182
See >>212236453

>>212240445
That's why he's a Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist: he can pull it off.

>>212240624
That's why he gave Blue Velvet 1 star?

>>212240672
Exactly. Now you're learnin'.