They are discovering House.

this vexes me

>>212236957 (OP)
Infantile take

>>212236957 (OP)
based and correct take

>>212236957 (OP)
>mitchell hess
>doesn't even look indian in the thumbnail

??? surely with "they" you don't mean zoomers?

>>212236957 (OP)
I thought that was his last name

House has been back in the mainstream since mousebites went viral, and before that was the most watched show of its time

>>212237364
It is. Everyone who posts on xitter or anything similar is clinically retarded.

How did he get away with it

>>212236957 (OP)
>Yeah dude, House was a niche show only fags on 4chan watched
Do people really believe this?

>>212236957 (OP)
why is there a cartel beheading aftermath as his pfp

>>212237052
>Dr. Foreman?
>Yes, House?
>You're black.
>My god, he's right!

>>212237328
They are surely not known for larping online as every possible ethnicity on the planet.

>the show that had 8 seasons and consistently got above 10 million viewers is… le popular?!?!?

mating press Masters while she's naked except for her stockings.

>>212237563
/tv/irgins are retarded and think sopranos and Seinfeld were somehow not normalfag shows

>>212236957 (OP)
whom is "they"?

>>212236957 (OP)

I kinda like it when Zoomers discover TV from 2005.

>>212237696
Wait until they discover the type of humor scrubs did

I hate when people ask me if I ever seen House M.D. Nigger, is there another House. What's with this M.D. shit.

>>212237439
He's a hot rich white guy and also it was a different time. Plus the AOC in New Jersey is 16 so legally he was in the clear unless her parents pressed charges.

Wilson is the only fictional jew i like

Do Americans really call each other by their last names ? No familiarity even amongst friends ? Even when they were dating, Cuddy and House still called each other Cuddy and House.

>>212237841
How do you tell each other apart when you're all named Mohammed?

>>212237841
maybe in jew york

>>212237841
>>212237822
realize Wilson and House, best friends, don't call each other James and Greg. Why is that ? Is it an MD thing ?

>>212236957 (OP)
Is Hess really to lazy to read wiki page that House is based on Homes?

>>212237734
You are right. Scrubs had diverse cast, but it had some non politically correct humor

>>212238029
Idk about americans but sometimes in sa calling your friends by their last names instead of their name shows more familiarity, it's actually shows more closeness than referring to your first name

cuddy give me two ampules of hydromorphone and place your brapper on my face stat

>>212238029
Probably used to it from being in a professional setting

>>212238123
>Damn trannies got me in my sleep

>>212237782
>AOC in New Jersey is 16 so legally he was in the clear unless her parents pressed charges
Charges for what? Or is AOC just a meaningless concept?

>>212237782
>her parents pressed charges
This man didn't commit a crime, i want to press charges!

>>212236957 (OP)
>His name is Dr. House because it's a reference to Sherlock Holmes.
>Sherlock HOLMES
>Dr. HOUSE
>Get it?
I've actually explained this to people before and have them give me the fluoride stare and insist I must be joking. People are so fucking stupid these days, holy shit.

>>212238029
You didn’t have friends who went by their last names growing up?

>>212238154
It's not like that in America at all you gay retard

>>212237822
>His middle name is eventually revealed to be Evan making his full name James Evan Wilson

>>212237782
Some countries let 16 year olds fuck as long as the parents consent

>>212238785
>Idk about americans but
The American reader

>>212237775
Maybe you meant Loud House

>>212236957 (OP)
Just let them have it. The only responses you'll get are:
>if you've seen it this isn't for you
>ok boomer you're just jealous we're younger
It's weird to see zoomies get excited for common sense things relating to film, cooking, home maintenance, etc... but they're just excited to be learning "life hacks" (lol). At least they are learning, though.

>>212237841
Yeah it's very common for a person to be known in professional standards as Mr./Mrs./Ms [last name]
And even in informal conversation, using a person's last name without a preceding article is a very common nick name.

I'm surprised no one's mentioned that House and Wilson are plays on "Holmes and Watson" since the show is about solving (medical) mysteries.

>>212238573
>>212238668
Okay maybe I've been watching too much SVU but I thought that even if the act is legal the parents having an issue with it could be some sort of legal loophole. And that it was countrywide.

>>212240314
I'm surprised you're so dumb that you can't even read all the replies of a thread with less than 50 posts.

>>212238785
Amazing reading comprehension retard

My HR director insisted on me interviewing some jeet from Bumgalore today, and no lie, that cheeky bloody benchod just used an AI to answer all of the questions.

>>212240314
Everyone knows that, that's why no one mentions it

>>212240737
No saar this no what words mean bloody benchod

>>212238154
Spic here, can confirm. I went to an all male school and everyone called each other by their surnames.

>>212237696
Bury a transwoman on an island and in a thousand years the futuristic Nigjeets of Nubiabangladesh will determine it to be… male.

>>212236957 (OP)
SOVFVL take

>>212238714
>I've actually explained this to people before and have them give me the fluoride stare
Same, and it's only marginally clever, House/Holmes, Wilson/Watson, 221B Baker St, etc. It's really more the idea of someone who doesn't care about people and only cares about the puzzles. But yeah, their eyes glaze over even just pointing out the surface level similarities.

>>212237822
house, you're an asshole.

I as a retard even know it's about Sherlock Holmes

>>212243845
>I as a retard even know it's about Sherlock Holmes
Being a retard still puts you a few IQ points above the average zoom zoom

>>212237775
>is there another House
cory in the house

>>212237782
Um actually Chase wasn't rich anymore at that point in the series.

>>212236957 (OP)
ITS LUPUS RIGHT? GOTTA BE LUPUS. IM NOT A DOCTOR BUT IS BET A DOLLAR IT ENDS UP BEING LUPUS. YUP WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT??? ITS LUPUS.

>it's a "chase tongue kisses a little girl with cancer" episode
>it's a "six-year-old girl has hit puberty and is menstruating" episode
>it's a "12-year-old diver girl turns out to be pregnant" episode
>it's a "eight-year-old boy tries to fuck cameron" episode
>it's a "little girl's mother thinks she's having seizures, she's actually masturbating" episode
>it's a "teenage girl seduced and fucked her father but actually she's a boy" episode

>>212238657
That nigger is retarded. He only likes fat people because of job security.

>>212243953
I have nephews...I know

>>212244205
>it's a 17 year old girl as the hots for house and stalks him

>officer tritter is one of the most respected citizens of this community, House, and you inserted a thermometer in his rectum, threw the sample in the trash, and THEN got arrested with an illegal prescription of vicodin????
>but CUDDY I HAVE PROOF THAT THE PATIENT IS IN NEED OF AN EPIDURAL WITH 3MG OF SILICA GEL THAT WILL CURE HIS LUPUS INDUCED COMA
>I DONT WANNA HEAR IT HOUSE YOU ARE OUT OF HERE