Crashing this reactor... with no survivors!

For GOD'S sake Mister Hickey, unhand that graphite at once!

>>212239166 (OP)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMoCkYUB4co

Now, everybody from Reactor 4
Put your motherfucking hands up to save the core!
Everybody from Reactor 4
Put your motherfucking hands up! Look, look...
Now, while he stands tough
Notice that Akimov did not pump well enough
The feedwater is pretty gassed up
Now, who's afraid of positive void?
One, two, three, and to the four
One reactor, two reactors, three reactors, four
Four reactors, three reactors, two reactors, one
You're delusional, there's no graphite - none!
This guy ain't no motherfucking technician
I know everything he's 'bout to say 'bout fission
The core IS choking
Test went to shit while I was smoking
700MW IS thought-provoking
I DID need to retract all the rods
to reduce the xenon pit odds
I DID get second-guessed
By fucking Akimov, no less!
I'm STILL standing here screaming "continue the test"!
Don't try to judge me, dude
You can't tell Xenon from 235U!
But I know something about you
You're delusional, infirmary's due!
What's the matter, dawg, you embarrassed?
This guy, who had AZ-5 in his care, pressed
And Akimov shat his pants at every point in the test
And Akimov had the whole test screwed at his behest
This guy don't wanna battle, he's frozen
'cause ain't no such things as RBMK explosion
He's scared to death, he's scared to look
At his fucking handbook; fuck Khodemchuk!

Why did he do it, bros?

>I'm told it's the equivalent of a mild flu