*sigh*

Congrats on the freedom, Ani.

Back to the mines I guess....

>>212239518 (OP)
He should have become Boba Fett and I think at one time that may have been the plan.

Surely two Jedi with force powers and lightsabers could have freed those slaves from Watto

>>212239552
>Vader, Booba and Creepio were childhood friends
Kinorino

>>212239585
They could they just wouldn't because Jedi are scum
Meanwhile the empire brings jobs, prosperity, and people bitch about it. Without the empire, you'd all be slaves to Jews like Watto
God I love the Empire.

Too bad they didn't know that old lady engineer that Mando frequents in his show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfJzXb6p7oo&list=RDpfJzXb6p7oo&start_radio=1

>>212239711
damn youre right.
unironically love nazis now.

>>212239711
Based

>>212239623
Darth Vader stopped Boba Fett from ending C-3PO in The Empire Strikes Back.
FACT.

>>212239623
and Greedo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdhlAW34eRs

>>212239518 (OP)
>but what about this poor little brown boy
>don't you feel so bad for him
>because of this we have to ship millions of his uncles from tatooine to coruscant
stop me if you've heard this one before

>"Remember Ani, always shoot first."

>>212240495
>Kitster Banai was eventually freed from slavery and moved to the planet Gabredor III where he lived with other freed slaves from Tatooine in a colony.
>The former handmaiden Sabé enlisted the help of the Sith Lord Darth Vader to save the refugees from the governor and when they arrived at the planet they visited the colony and discovered that the planet was drying up because of a drought.
Darth Vader does not abide abuse of refugees or manmade climate change

>>212240621
>Banai
Did they really name this kind after an evil Jewish organization?

Whose bugsquat now desert boy?

You don't understand slavery is their culture!

>>212240910
You never here them bitch about how they are owed 40 parsecs and a gundark.

>>212240621
>the planet was drying up because of a drought

Now Ani will be a slave to an organization of incompetent fools that singlehandedly brought down the fall of their beloved republic

>>212241026
LeAnn Rimes

>>212239585
it would've been against the Jedi Way®

>>212240946
A space drought. The sun had a bacterial infection. It's all explained in a goose movie coming to theaters soon.

>>212240910
>Vader born a slave
>By the time of A New Hope there is no slavery left on Tatooine
>Conflicts start because Vader and Palpatine want to tax Tatooine more
Does Darth Vader end slavery on Tatooine?
Is Vader the Lincoln of the Galaxy?

>>212240414
Why does Midge-o run off at the end?

>>212239518 (OP)
minch knew this

>>212241224
off to fuck some midget rodian babes

>>212239518 (OP)
>you need to stay back and be a slave with me

If I was friends with a slave I would tell him to take his freedom if he can and don't worry about me.

>>212241208
I should have gone with Ulysses S Grant, but I'm drunk. He'd appreciate that.

He transitioned and got fucked by Watto and then a Hutt for his remaining years of servitude.

>>212241252
if I was friends with a slave I would fuck mulatto babies into them like my hero thomas jefferson

>>212239518 (OP)

>>212239585
The Jedi had lost their way, it's kind the point. They are literally people preaching from an Ivory Tower, how did you miss this?

>>212239623
that's the typical Star Wars hackery we are used to so why not

>>212239518 (OP)
>one day I will return and free all the slaves on Tatooine
>couldn't even save his mother

Man this kid was retarded

>>212239711

>>212239552
The rumor at the time was that pic related was Boba.

>>212239793
When? I don’t recall this.

>>212241292
>when one of them misbehaves

>>212239585
They probably didn't want to turn the Hutts against the Naboo royalty on behalf of a bunch of nobodies

>>212239726
Yeah I'm sure she was available 40 years earlier

>>212241292
That isn't even true.

>>212239585
That's the path to the dark side.

>>212243667
So they put him in a death race instead. That's better than.. just leaving with him

>>212241819
Anyone in the Republic would be against the gangsters anyway, what a retarded post.

>>212243476
yes it is shut up nerd

>>212243667
Only if they do it out of hate. Doing it for purely practical reasons is fine.

>>212243774
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaXwvH2T0WI

>>212243888
I was just fucking with you I'm not watching some youtube video essay. Read the room, bud.

>>212239750
kino

>>212243958
Read my ass

>>212244010
post another video essay

>>212239585
Surely the US with their one trillion dollars of DoD budget could have saved ukraine from russia

>>212239585

How many more times am I going to have to explain this on /tv/?

Tatooine isn't part of the Republic, it's Hutt country.

You go around freeing slaves at lightsaber-point and the Hutts see that as a direct challenge.

Keep in mind Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan are operating alone, no one in the Jedi Order even knows they're on Tattooine, so help wouldn't be forthcoming.

Imagine believing in democracy lol.