Thread 212240574 - /tv/ [Archived: 966 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:52:49 PM No.212240574
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:57:25 PM No.212240754
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I like the 1979 TV movie version with Earnest Borgnine and the guy from the Waltons.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:59:47 PM No.212240851
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:01:28 PM No.212240904
Some of the action scenes were pretty cool and I liked the score. Otherwise a pretty unremarkable movie
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:02:58 PM No.212240943
>>212240574 (OP)
war le bad !
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:07:16 PM No.212241082
>>212240754
>Earnest Borgnine
I thought he was really out of place. He's some old guy along with the young soldiers.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:12:22 PM No.212241225
>>212240904
I thought the opposite, the action scenes were too flashy. Paul and Kat hanging out and the general atmosphere was the good stuff
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:14:00 PM No.212241284
>>212241225
Keep in mind I'm a brainlet who likes to see explosions and blood and people getting shot so take my review with a grain of salt
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:16:50 PM No.212241364
>>212241225
I thought there was too much of that. The 1979 version was way more war and less talking. Seems like a lot of them hanging around didn't really add much and just made the movie longer than it should've been.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:18:22 PM No.212241414
>>212240851
looks decent
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:18:23 PM No.212241415
>>212241225
>WWI tactics included using a tank and an entire squad of flamethrowers to murder a single infantryman who's already fallen in the mud and dropped his firearm

1916 was unironically a better WWI film. The author of the book was a fag who served for like 2 months in a reserve unit behind the lines. Read Ernst Jรผnger's Storm of Steel for some real WWI Teutonic Nietzschean ubermensch kino
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:18:30 PM No.212241421
>>212240574 (OP)
if only they had flooded the country with africans a century earlier, this terrible war wouldn't have happened or something
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:18:36 PM No.212241426
I wish it were closer to the book
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:19:54 PM No.212241460
>>212240574 (OP)
goilsop

the action scenes are super cheesy
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:22:21 PM No.212241534
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>>212241415
I hated 1916 for other reasons, but yes the action scenes in All Quiet didn't mesh very well with the rest of the movie. I have read Storm of Steel it's excellent.
Paths of Glory is the best WW1 movie imo.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:23:43 PM No.212241581
>>212241415
> The author of the book was a fag who served for like 2 months in a reserve unit behind the lines
my nigga
Remarque served for 1.5 years and was heavily wounded in combat

the only difference between him and Jรผnger is that Jรผnger was an officer while Remarque was a poor little shabbos enlisted man
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:42:23 PM No.212242195
>>212240574 (OP)
Terrible movie, watch the 1930 version which is certified kino, or even better, read the book.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:44:32 PM No.212242273
>>212240574 (OP)
It completely missed the point of the book, and just thought it was "war is hell" and that's that.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:45:33 PM No.212242311
>>212241534
>>212241415
You guys mean 1917?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:50:04 PM No.212242455
>>212240574 (OP)
This shit was just fucking awful
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:50:14 PM No.212242460
The ending with Paul going bf1 trench raider elite kit was lowkey retarded
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:54:49 PM No.212242647
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The real WW1 kino
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:57:04 PM No.212242738
hate to be that fag but the original was just so much better, maybe I tend to hate this because I liked the original so much
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:58:25 PM No.212242800
I liked how the dumbass zogbots got btfo for stealing the chicken or whatever. kek they think they can loot and plunder civies. get btfo
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:03:08 AM No.212242987
>>212240574 (OP)
The intro following the journey of the uniform was a cool idea. The arrival of the tanks created a great atmosphere, even if it's ahistorical in several ways. The peace talks with the merciless French delegation were portrayed well, too. But by and large, almost every deviation from the book makes the movie worse, always causing it to make less sense, be less true to history, etc. From the very beginning, when the filmmakers fumble by letting Paul enlist in 1917 yet there's a war enthusiasm in his town as if it was 1914; right till the very end, when a mustache twirling evil General orders a final assault despite the German gov't having already surrendered, just so that Paul can die on the very second the war ends. Whenever there's a chance to trade authenticity for some shlocky shock value, the film makers take it. Leaves a bad taste.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:48:53 AM No.212244539
>>212242738
Literal propaganda. Remake just feels like a general war movie that takes place then.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:06:13 AM No.212245062
the guy died
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:14:47 AM No.212245311
>>212240574 (OP)
missing one of the best battles in the book, when they're covering from fire in the graves of a graveyard and using caskets as cover
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:26:45 AM No.212245624
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>>212240574 (OP)
Its absolute feckin shite lads. Only a POG could enjoy this fockin slop. Watch the fockin war thats going on how can you watch farckin hollyjew war movies in present year ISHYGDYHGYDYGCY
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:30:24 AM No.212245731
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>>212240851
Way too blue. Won't be watching
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:30:41 AM No.212245738
videogame slop like 1917 but now with a blue filter
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:40:01 AM No.212246045
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>>212240574 (OP)
its fucking gay, you are gay. you should watch historylegends you polesmoking REMF faggot. EYYYAAGGGHH, hahaha. Pretty sure he is doing unironic basedface by now. Tiocfadh Ar La, to the last ukrainian