Why the fuck do we need a new cat in the hat? - /tv/ (#212247919) [Archived: 982 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:40:57 AM No.212247919
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The art style looks like shite, the humour looks shite, it's like they stripped everything that made the Mike Myers film good and replaced it with safe kiddie shite, the live actions Seuss films was funny with all ages! where's my weirdly perverted Cat and Mrs Kwan at??
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:42:31 AM No.212247969
i am so unbelievably sick and tired of niggers.

They arenโ€™t even human beings, when can we stop the charade?
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:52:21 AM No.212248260
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>>212247969
I wouldn't even care if they didn't have to ruin the humour, I swear if most of these movies, tv shows and whatever kept the humour of the early 2000s; no one would actually care about anything that people would call woke, there's no way this film will even have anything close to what was in the 2003 film, offensive humour need to make a comeback
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:07:03 AM No.212248730
>>212248260
it looks like typical run of the mill kids humor sloppa. I dont know why youre comparing it to the mike myers film like its some kind of cat in the hat standard, its pretty unique even for the time period, and was also panned
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:17:31 AM No.212249006
>>212247919 (OP)
doesnt even look like dr seuss style. the lorax had it. the grinch sort of had it. even mike meyers cat in the hat had it
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:19:57 AM No.212249074
why do brits feel the need to let everyone know they're british when they type? you can just say shit. you chose to add the e. it's this smarmy bullshit that makes everyone hate you guys
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:25:29 AM No.212249245
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>>212248730
I'm mainly comparing it to the live action seuss films desu; both the cat in the hat and how the grinch stole christmas movie, I do think it should be the standard cause I mean look at the Roald Dahls movies for example, he has amazing films that despite being for kids, are still great, it's a shame that the Seuss estate is happy to turn some genuinely good books into some kid slop film
>>212249006
That was my first thought looking at the trailer, nothing about it look like it's anything special which shouldn't really be the case with Seuss work
>>212249074
You wouldn't get it
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:29:29 AM No.212249353
>>212247919 (OP)
Wtf it looks like Jeff Bezos' new wife
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:37:50 AM No.212249589
>>212249245
both of those movies were seen as disgraceful towards the source material though. you should be comparing them to the animated seuss movies which are seen more favorably and look miles ahead of this trash. and those movies still arent great adaptations, I think horton hears a who is the best one, though I havent watched it in a while personally
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:51:31 AM No.212249984
>>212249589
at least they had sovl
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:56:23 AM No.212250117
>>212249984
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:07:26 AM No.212250425
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>>212249589
Honestly the only animated film I would even consider better than the movies would be the Lorax but that's only cause they butchered the film (I'm still pissy about them removing biggering), and eh, Horton hears a who is good but I wouldn't call it great
>>212249984
Soul is the main reason why I loved the older Seuss movies, without it you get that new cat in the hat film
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:52:55 AM No.212251711
Come one guys. It'll be funny.
They're just waiting to show the best jokes later on.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:55:43 AM No.212251793
>>212249245
Mark my words: within 5 years there will be a cultural shift which has a massive change in opinion on tye Mike Myers Cat in the Hat movie much like how Jim Carrey's Grinch movie has become much more well-liked and fondly thought of.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:56:28 AM No.212251809
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Don't care, I will watch it for Sochee. She needs the work.