>gf watches Dune Part I
>loves Part I
>watches it 8 more times
>watches Part II
>"it doesn't feel like dune"
>"paul is such an asshole"
>"why?"
>"he is marrying the blonde girl and not chani!"
>"b-but that's so he can secure his empire though bloodline and-"
>"NO! HE SHOULD ALWAYS CHOOSE CHANI EVEN IF DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!"

???

>>212249046 (OP)
and not at one point do you tell her to read the books

>>212249046 (OP)
>womens opinion
>caring about it

incel behavior, men who have sex are too busy to do that.
she is 100% cucking you.

>>212249046 (OP)
>pushes hear head into my crotch mid sentence

>gf watches Dune Part I
>loves Part I
>watches it 8 more times

Even for a woman this is some serious dogshit taste kek

>>212249208
I seriously can't understand her.
She is a girl who loves Fast and Furious movies (especially the first ones), Jason Statham slop like Beekeeper, MI movies.
Dune is such a fucking chore to watch.

>>212249254
I wouldn't worry about it too much. I've had former gfs I've introduced to some kino some appreciate it some get bored. As long as the rest of the relationship is good who cares

Lynch Dune is superior

>>212249254
>likes slop movies
>watches dune and cares about who paul married
Your gf is a vapid retard with some seriously obscene pleb tier taste. Good lord how the fuck do you deal with that on a daily basis?

>>212249046 (OP)
paul's first wife is actually of the guy he killed, jamis. he had two steps sons already.

>>212249046 (OP)
You definitely shouldn't be siding with Paul when watching it with your girlfriend, dude. That's like the most obvious, "Would you cheat on me if you absolutely had to?" question of all time and the correct answer is always "no" regardless of how nonsensical it actually is. Women think with their feelings.

>>212249531
>>212249394
She is female.

>>212249046 (OP)
Angelic face

>>212249929
Pugh is a beaut

Hey dad

>>212249046 (OP)
Even if I understand why Paul did it, I'm not a fan of cuckshit in any form so I automatically dislike it.

>>212250227
Hi, gf-in-law

>>212249046 (OP)
>mfw woman complaining

>>212250318
But it's Paul and Irulan. You can understand why Paul would want to secure the fucking multiplanetary fucking rule, right?

movies men will never understand

Part 2 was kino, part 1 was mid.

>>212249046 (OP)
Dennis butchered the story to begin with. If the story was done right, your gf wouldn't feel this way.

In reality, Chani wins and Irulan loses hard. The marriage is a literally just a formality. Messiah doubles down on that.

>Let's use a movie pic of Zendaya for the Wikipedia article, and then use a picture of the previous actress as an old hag.
Not even against making Zendaya the main picture. I just think they used a current picture of the older actress to make Zendaya look better.

>>212252246
Sean Young was always an ugly porcelain cunt. Fucking heeb bitch.

>>212249929
>>212249944
are you fucking retarded you can see the hair on her cheeks in this movie she is bristly like a fucking african wildebeest

>>212249046 (OP)
I'm honestly surprised at the amount of female fans the Dune movies have, considering they're some of the least visually stimulating scifi movies of the past two decades

>>212249046 (OP)
It could be worse OP! It could be Fucking worse! You might have got stuck watching this Bullshit!

>Exposition Dump
>Fade out
>Fade back in
>Oh yes. I forgot to tell you
>Additional exposition dump
>Roll opening credits
>Additional "Secret Guild Report" exposition dump

At this point I'm fucking checked out of this movie. Are you fucking kidding me right now? Seriously? Get to the freaking movie you motherfuckers! Who does this Lynch dude even think he is? Then some fucking Giant Slug thing with hands and feet starts talking about 2 more planets. Fucking Ix and how they have better machines than some other planet Richese. None of that was in the exposition dumps! You've already thrown fucking 6 planets and 5 factions at us and the movie barely even fucking started!

I see now why the critics call the source material “notoriously impenetrable” and why book readers who have managed to digest it often settle into a palpable smugness over that achievement.

And they are saying how much of the story is devoted to sci-fi bureaucracy. Which elites have import/export rights in which provinces? What are the specific bylaws governing a leadership transition? If someone wants to lodge a complaint, which regulatory body must they contact?

Like hella come on man! I didn't fucking sign up to play a session of fucking Twilight Imperium! I just wanted to sit back and watcha comfy movie and now I'm upset and came here to rant about it because it is not going to fucking happen! You told me Lynch Dune was fucking kino, you motherfuckers you! Is there a way to watch this without the massive exposition dumps? Also please no smug BookBros takes. We get it, you have a grasp on one of the most difficult Sci-Fi stories of all time. Don't want to hear it anymore.

>>212252246
No but the real reason is interesting
https://youtube.com/shorts/SkdKE-78Ndw?si=KMZ_3v0Q_OQu5Njd

PUGH looked the best she's ever looked in Thunderbolts, do you think she will gain the weight back by the time of DUNC Part III

I hope she stays skinny

>>212249046 (OP)
Paul should've married his Mum and immediately fucked her in the arse.

duncachino

>>212249046 (OP)
Do not believe what modern culture tries to force on you; the idea that "everyone is the same," and "that's good."

We're not the same.
Differences are valuable.
And when your girlfriend acts like a woman, it's funny. Stupid, but you're lucky it's just about a 2-hour-long movie.

>>212249254
>>212249531
girls like this are usually more well adjusted and easier to get along with than pretentious arthoes

>>212249046 (OP)
I also hated part II but for being a dogshit adaptation of the book.

>>212252246
They both suck.

>>212252612
Stop crying snowflake.

>>212249046 (OP)
they cast the wrong irulan

>>212249046 (OP)
He did choose Chani, though

The second film totally obliterated what little character Chani ever had in the books anyways by twisting it and warping it like most modern Hollywood shit does these days. It's Brian Herbert-tier fanfiction.

Chani was Paul's #2 supporter in the books right next to Jessica. The second film makes her look like some butthurt, immature teenager who's accidentally stepped into an adult world with adult problems.

>>212249046 (OP)
But Paul marrying Irulan didn't make sense either

>>212249046 (OP)
Nigga, who asked?! Go blogpost somewhere else you massive turbofaggot.

>>212257766
Book Chani dies like a bitch lmao

>>212252062
He did nothing to deserve her
Just drove out the tyrants controlling her planet despite longing for peace

>>212249046 (OP)
Paul did drop the ball by marrying her. He should have gone full mongol.

>>212249046 (OP)
Why is this bitch cosplaying the childlike empress from Neverending Story?

>>212257766
Making Chani disagree with Paul really undermines his goal. They really do not get into all the possible futures that Paul see's and how horrible the war gets across the thousands of planets. He finds a way with the least amount of death and suffering.