This is just too much

>>212249243 (OP)
Johnny Stanks

>the writer's barely disguised fetish

They called him Johnny Two Times because he always hadda flush twice

>LSD cigarette
>first of the day cigarette
>drive home cigarette
>drunk cigarette

How does the taking a shit cigarette measure up?

>>212249498
kek, best one so far

>>212249581
based cigarette-for-every-occasion Anon

>>212249581
Taking a shit cigarette is always a top three
For me it’s the morning after cig after some coffee while taking a shit with the door open

>>212249581
Sucks. Trying to flick the ash in the toilet without burning your dick, the smell of cigarette smoke mixed with shit, and how bad it makes the whole bathroom smell after.

>>212249849
i feel like i'm there after reading this

>>212249243 (OP)
>done shitting
>put the cigarette out on my dick so I can get a quick cum in as well
what's not to like

>>212249581
>Being in college and being allowed to smoke in your apartment and having a cute gf cigarette

Cigarettes do make you shit

>>212249849
>Shitting with the door open because you want to mitigate the smell in the moment by sacrificing the whole fucking house.
You'll never be a millionaire.

>>212250406
i remember thinking it was only me when i had started smoking at like 20 but then this hot girl i was hanging out with said
>you ever gotta take a huge shit after your first cig of the day?

>>212249243 (OP)
Smoking while taking a shit isnt as fun as you'd think.

>>212251352
you get a taste?