>be me
>watching a kino flick
>pause movie to grab some ketchup from the fridge
>jog back to the cinema room
>characters on screen all look frustrated and tapping their feet impatiently
>resume film
>they go on as normal like nothing happened

>lead female character says she was going to blow you but now she's not sure

hope that catsup was worth it!

>>212249839 (OP)
If the characters on /tv/ ever get uppity just remind them that every time you turn off the screen it effectively erases their existence from reality until you turn it back on later. Who is to say if they're really the same after that? Here's looking at you, cast of The Bear. I don't care how frustrated you are because of the narratives on-screen, you're still not allowed to call me a slur when I put you on pause.

>>212249839 (OP)
Name 19 movies

>Watching kino
>Suddenly one of the characters turns and faces the camera, unblinking
>Recites my full name and address
>The movie resumes and everything goes back to normal

>>212250045
We just wanted you to know we care about you.

>watching an old comedy film
>some American Pie not sure which number
>party scene
>one of the characters makes a funny joke
>I laugh a little too loudly
>all the girls characters stop and look directly at me
>all making that "he gave me the ick" face
>refuse to continue with the scene until I leave the room