>watching Black Swan at a friends house for the first time with his wife and kids
>all sitting on a couch with blankets
>this scene comes on
>immediately rock hard
>can't resist, place hand in shorts and start lightly masturbating
>good so far
>accidentally moan loader than expected during the shot with Mila eating out Portman
>ohfuck.jpg
>daughter overhears, notices and then screams
>wife makes a massive scene, throwing pillows at me and screaming that I'm a pervert
>friend pulls me up, yelling at me to gtfo
>practically throws me out the door, dick still in hand
>trip and fall off his porch
>cum buckets in his yard as I hit the grass
>haven't seen him since

>>212250300 (OP)
If your buddy didn't want you to masturbate in their home in front of his entire family he shouldn't have put on Black Swan. That's more on him than you honestly.

>>212250300 (OP)
>making up an unfunny story where you're sexually humiliated

>>212250474
not on friend. i'm guessing the kids weren't supposed to be there - OP needed to adapt to the situation and not masturbation

I lol'd.

>>212250300 (OP)
why the hell would he let his kids watch that movie

>>212250889
To entrap OP

>>212250889
>he doesn't know about family porn night
Shame.

dont even remember this scene desu. I guess i didnt finish it

>>212251071
And they say white people have no culture

>>212250631
Do you not know where you are?

OP did this really happen

>>212251312
can confirm it did, I was there

>>212250300 (OP)
>be me
>be coomer
>can't control my coomer mentality
>goon
>gush and dont give a fuck
>it gets all over the walls
>it gets all over the kids
>it gets all over my best bud
>it gets all over their dog
>it gets all over their horse
>it gets to be too much for their home
>ughoooooh

>>212251312
Man, i once watched Boogie Nights with my mom. It happens.

>>212251442
Spielberg adaptation when?