Thread 212251514 - /tv/ [Archived: 787 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:45:18 AM No.212251514
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Watch Armageddon right now you stupid piece of shit.
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:48:56 AM No.212251609
>the anon of /tv/ just asked us to watch armageddon... anybody wanna say no?
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:50:46 AM No.212251655
Only when Liv Tyler's on screen
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:51:50 AM No.212251677
>>212251514 (OP)
Can't. Watching Volcano rn (Just finished The Fugitive)
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:52:05 AM No.212251684
only when steve buscemi's on screen
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:52:09 AM No.212251688
I hate the disaster/doomsday movie. This, Independence Day, day after tomorrow, war of the worlds, 2012. It’s all shit
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:53:15 AM No.212251719
The Core is better desu.
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:53:49 AM No.212251735
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>>212251609
>Do you think we'll get janny pay?
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:53:57 AM No.212251740
>>212251514 (OP)
Im watching escape from LA.
Fuck you.
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:54:12 AM No.212251745
>>212251514 (OP)
no, watch this dub thread before it locks
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:54:58 AM No.212251770
>>212251677
Nice.

>>212251719
Legit
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:55:24 AM No.212251780
>>212251740
>escape from LA.
Instantly get the guitar riff in my head
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:55:34 AM No.212251785
is it on tubi? unlike anons pretending to be rich i'm a poor
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:55:52 AM No.212251799
WTF NEW MANDELA EFFECT, "I don't want to miss a thing" doesn't play in the entire movie now, it just starts playing once credits roll.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YH2X65ng7pc
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:56:39 AM No.212251816
>>212251514 (OP)
I don't wanna close my eyes~~~~
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:57:07 AM No.212251832
>>212251799
yeah?
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:57:31 AM No.212251843
the heroic sacrifice scene with the ol' switcharoo by Bruce Willis in this movie and his daughter watching a screen from a million miles away while he dies makes me cry
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:05:24 AM No.212252045
>>212251843
Gets me every time. Only film to ever make me tear up.
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:12:15 AM No.212252209
>"Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker."
It was at this point I knew Armageddon was kino.
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:12:32 AM No.212252218
>>212251780
hell yeah
https://youtu.be/Ykh6oDOKIEc
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:16:08 AM No.212252317
>>212251514 (OP)
>HARRY!
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:22:35 AM No.212252499
>>212251843
>>212252045
meanwhile in reality bruce willis is dying and took every movie under the sun to make money for his family and everyone mocked him for it
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:28:39 AM No.212252671
>>212252209
Hippy-kayak other trucker.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:31:46 AM No.212252762
the asteroid didnt know he was pulling a Die Hard
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:34:21 AM No.212252829
>>212251514 (OP)
Why? I've seen it so many times, I can practically play it in my head. It's a really fun movie. Probably Michael Bay's second best behind Pain and Gain.
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:41:54 AM No.212253026
>>212252829
Womack, you piece of shit!
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:26:40 AM No.212254211
>>212251514 (OP)
I just finished Geostorm for the first time. I kind of wish I had watched Armageddon again instead. I really just wanted a disaster movie. Might go rewatch Greenland now, Butler's better disaster movie.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:27:54 AM No.212254248
>>212251688
It's one of my favorite genres, so you're shit. Go put on How It Ends (fair warning though, it doesn't have an ending).
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:28:51 AM No.212254277
>>212251799
It plays during the animal cracker scene.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:33:39 AM No.212254417
>>212251609
>>212251735
>Yeah one more thing, um... none of them wanna pay 4chanpass, again... ever.
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:45:32 AM No.212254702
>>212251609
>>212251735
>>212254417
>Uhm.. one of the requests is... bring back /qa/.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:53:37 AM No.212254915
>>212251514 (OP)
deep impact is better
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:57:50 AM No.212254993
>>212251514 (OP)
I do not get this movie. It's supposed to be as they say "one of the dumbest and most inaccurate blockbusters around". And I can kinda see that. And yet the movie also makes me care for these guys, makes me hyped, keeps me in suspense and even gets me emotional. Imo it's very human, does dumb fun right, and it's the peak of human optimism kino.
Funny how in the 90s we had this movie, that's full of the indomitable human spirit. We will blow the asteroid up and make it back. And then recently we have Greenland that basically tells us: yeah if asteroid comes for us, there is almost no hope. Big bunker at best.
Where did all the hope go?
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:36:34 AM No.212257115
>>212254993
Ackshually crowd seethes
Atmosphere chads rejoice
shit would be boring as fuck science autism if it wasn't fake
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:20:32 AM No.212258044
>>212251514 (OP)

Ben Affleck's audio commentary is pure unfiltered KINO!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ahtp0sjA5U
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:24:41 AM No.212258125
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>>212251514 (OP)
>watch armageddon or fifth element
>remember bruce willis is basically dead at this point

I miss the 90s /tv/ the naivety of youth feels so far away now that I'm 33.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:49:01 AM No.212258588
>>212251514 (OP)
I DOWANNA CLOSE MAH AYEEESSSSS I DOWANNA FALLL ASLEEP CAUSE ILL MISS YOU BABEH, AND I DOWANNA MISS A THIING
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:26:06 AM No.212259296
>>212251514 (OP)
I don't see a problem with them training expert drillers to go to space instead of the other way around
They were just meant to be specialists, it's not like they were meant to be flying the ships and everything
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:04:24 PM No.212260951
>>212251514 (OP)
I've already watched it like at least 2 dozen times you faggot. I'll listen to the theme song again tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkK8g6FMEXE
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:47:07 PM No.212261670
>>212251719
True.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:49:21 PM No.212261704
>>212251514 (OP)
I can't. I just watched Deep Impact.