It’s up bros https://youtu.be/dR75cJcI5vw?si=R3r-EdGc_4U-OErQ

Needs more niggers.

>>212253370 (OP)
>still no aeneid adaption

>>212253370 (OP)
Nolan is finished.

>matt damon in a dumb helmet again
Why does he keep doing it? Surely he made enough off bourne and those gay movies with ben affleck that he could retire right? He couldn't possibly NEED the money. Isn't he a fuckin director now too like what the fuck is he doing just dragging his own name through the mud like this what the fuck dude

Why do the people who make trailers try to make movies look as unappealing as possible? The Odyssey should be seafaring kino, not a bunch of ugly people whining in the dark.

>>212253370 (OP)
Trailer makes it look like some sort of cross between Inception, Godzilla and 13rd Warrior.
Yeah, its about the greeks...

>>212253370 (OP)
They're just acting like they're in some generic blockbuster. Is Nolan just a bad actor director or what?

>trying to refresh my memory about the odyssey by looking up summary videos
>comments are full of retarded zoombers/gen alphas that are confused as to why a greek hero would do greek hero things
Why the fuck are they even into greek mythology in the first place?

matt damon, tom holland, and shane should never be in an odyssey movie

>>212253370 (OP)
Will Nolan do fantasy or not?

No one is going to watch this slop.

>>212255013
Apparently they made an animatronic Cyclops so I guess, unless the twist is that the cyclops was actually a puppet that was being operated by some hidden dude and Odysseus and his men think they encountered an actual cyclops

>>212255072
I hope they don't do it like how the Rock Hercules movie treated the fsntasy aspects, I hate that concept, just fucking do fantasy, no need for realism.

>>212255109
Kinda your fault for watching a movie with the rock in it really

>>212253370 (OP)
>leaked
nice try syncopy
going to be a big a turd as tenet
hope chris realizes he needs to mix his audio not just for imax

>>212253370 (OP)
How come the odyssey is full of fucking Asians
What’s with that weird composite screen as well? Why does Nolan have to huff his own farts so much? Not everything had to be that fucking artsy

>>212255201
>huff his own farts
Side note; I made an adjustment to a beef stroganoff recipe and I have been farting like a fucking farm animal for 2 days. I used greek yogurt instead of cream to see what would happen, it's tasty but jesus, my god damn farts.

>>212255109
If the polyphemus encounter turns out to be a flashback with a dude wearing pic related as a helmet, I'm going to stand up, clap and scream "bravo Nolan"

maskusumtin telemachus
who's gonna keep penelope safe huh
lemmetellusumtin' if odysseus was dead, why's he still coming huh
why's he still coming

>>212253946
> bad actor director
You can just say bad director, and yes, he is.

>>212253370 (OP)
Don't tell me Bernthal is suppose to be Menelaus, he was not like this in the odyssey at all

>>212255254
Greek yogurt should not make you fart. Certainly not more than cream.

>>212253370 (OP)
Bernthal pretty much plays the same guy in every role. He’s got no real range.

>>212255337
Well, it's the only thing new in the recipe I think. I eat the yogurt without cooking it and don't get farts like this. Maybe it's just too much deep thinking lately.