What did I think of this slow, awful, boring, dumbass movie, huh?

dunno everytime i go to watch it its still a pos russian cam version

>>212255707
hd release is out today

>>212255808
>>212255808
thx

>>212255808
Thanks buddy, I'm downloading right now. This movie didn't seem to get the same buzz as Talk to Me, wonder why.

>>212254618 (OP)
you forgot ultra generic, plotless, trope filled, predictable, stupid

blind asian cutie is cute though

You thought it was a fast paced, great, fun, intelligent movie

>>212254618 (OP)
>>212257347
>what do you mean there wasnt loud banging noises every 10 seconds i didnt even jump once it wasnt scary this isnt real horror movie if i dont söyface at the loud noise that startled the heck out of me

>>212257400
no, lil bro just mediocre
yes even non zoomie non jumpscary horror movies can be shit, you learned something today

Is it actually creepy or no? Smile wacky? Or hereditary serious? Is there actually supernatural elements or no? Trailer looked like a snoozefest

>>212254618 (OP)
>From the directors who saw Martyrs (2008)

>>212257455
it was creepy at first and serious but becomes unintentionally comedic with the funny and nonthreateninig hijinks of the possessed kid

>>212257455
no, but it tries to be
no
yes, but way worse in every way
yes

>>212257467
Kek. What's the plot?

>>212257446
it was good, blumcuck

>>212257534
i'm glad you liked it

>>212257527
foster kids go to live with creepy lady who has a demon possessed son she's trying to use to bring back her dead daughter.

Instead of being scary the demon kid just kind of lingers around and does silly stuff and the movie loses steam

>>212257576
>he watches movies for the 'scares'
how old are you?

Who would have thought that lady who came back with the brother was gonna get murdered!

>>212257676
>he watches movies for the 'muh original plot not seen a thousands times in the exact same way'
how old are you?

>megan 2 blumhouse slop is a gigantic flop
>instant A24 hate threads
Shocking

>>212257636
what else should I watch a horror film for? to be fair it turned into a comedy once that lil guy started biting things and just lingering about

>>212257704
>le simpsons did it! argument
Its about HOW its made. Everythings been done already.

>>212257716
Direction and atmosphere.

>>212257742
direction and atmosphere peaked at the VHS tape ritual scene and then fell off a cliff. The stakes in the plot established during this scene never really went anywhere

bro at the end of this demonic grotesque gross out flick they legit dedicate it to a dead dude with picture and all lmao

no way

>>212254618 (OP)
Did anyone else think this movie was really sexual? I kept thinking that she was going to fuck the older brother but it never happened. It felt like a mommy POV porn Xev Bellringer would make. Over all it was Talk To Me but a little better. Wished it would've been a forbidden love romance where Andy fell in love with Laura and they raised his sister as one big family.

>creepy lady being increasingly creepy for 95 minutes
>suddenly, plot!
>wow i wonder where this is goin-
>the end
Thank you A24.

>>212254618 (OP)
I thought it was pretty good at first, the gore was pretty intense which was cool but the ending took it from "pretty good" to "total piece of shit".

In the end the villain has it won, she killed all the opposition and has the blind girl at her mercy then she hears her daughters voice (from the beyond?) and has a change of heart and let's the blind girl go with no explanation given

>>212257921
dont forget the demon wanting to cross the salt circle just becuse he got kicked in the nuts

>>212257921
the blind girl says "Mom" which causes this hardened murderer and demonic cultist to just let her go.

Still a dogshit ending and totally wasted all the other characters (Older kid, demon kid )

>>212257921
I though it was the blind girl trying something smart and calling her 'mom' after she asked her to do so earlier
But that sequence was so badly directed and edited, it could be anything. Really amateur stuff.

>>212257921
The blind girl screamed mom and she realized how far her grief took her and what she's done. By that point she's barely holding on and that was just what broke her.
>>212258006
She wasn't a cultist she was just using the tapes as instruction.

>>212257921
>noooo why isnt this one thing in the demonic cultist horror resurrection angel movie making sense???

the ultimate waifu

>>212258095
asian eye lids are so weird. like what a weird mutation. looks like shes growing eyelashes under neath still. the fuck is the purpose. w

>>212258058
>not a cultist
so where did this hoe get the demon resurrection VHS instruction tapes? blockbuster? what a dumbass comment

>>212258095
she was the only good thing in the movie, her relationship with her brother was cute, he should have saved her and married her and make lots of blind babies

>>212258182
calm down woody

>>212258156
Hollywood Video actually, they have anything occult or demonic you could think of.

>>212258182
I agree
but it's nice to know that even blind asian girls crave the BWC and can just innately find it

>>212258201
this could have been a solid foster care horror kino if they removed the demonic aspect of it. kept the corpse in freezer and all the weird gaslighting and abuse

>>212258193
they aren't blood related and at one point he confess his love for her, and she said she couldn't wait to move in with him, if he didn't die like a retard they would have fucked 100%

>>212258156
are you the same retard in the megan 2 thread asking these same kind of "I watched a cam rip of this while I was playing DOTA2" style questions?

>>212257467
KEK

>>212258238
>she's not a cultist, just a grieving mother
>she just happens to have a collection of demon summoning instruction tapes
you're the retard

>>212258302
>he didn't read the ARG site comments section
NGMI

>>212258302
why would she need tapes of a fucking Russian ritual from a different decade if she was part of the cult? she would already have first-hand experience and wouldn't need a guide for it
the part where this isn't a confusing thing is that the tape was a fucking tape and was in a different fucking language, so if your brain works properly, you immediately understand that she acquired these tapes, she didn't make them or take part in the making of them
similar to how, again if your brain works, you understand this movie takes place in a universe where magic exists, so the idea of bootleg satanic ritual tapes bought off the dark web is requires no leaps in logic
but, and I can't emphasize this enough, you have to not be retarded and your brain must function properly for all of this to be instantly understood

>>212258344
>>212258428
apparently we are misinformed and reddit is up to date on the latest promotional materials of the interconnected A24 horror cinematic universe

>>212258458
the directors said this is in the "same universe" as talk to me, but I never even watched that movie because of all the brown people in the trailers

>>212254618 (OP)
You loved it, found it thrilling, everyone should watch at least once, life-changing, 7/10

>strong emphasis on the cat in the first half
>muh cat where's muh cat don't let muh cat out oh no muh cat muh cat? demon kid, don't hold muh cat! here kitty kitty
>one day it comes home with a bloody tail and lays all comfy on the couch
>never to be seen ever again

>>212258458
i have administered one (1) updoot.

>>212258095
I want to be her big brother (and boyfriend) and support her as she rises up through the blind ball tournament at the local YMCA