what would the Seinfeld movie look like?

jerry get evil ipad

Julia would never do it.

>>212255459 (OP)
>Jerry, you're 71! And she's 17!
>I know, Kramer! That's what makes it great...her age is my age backwards! Together, we're a palindrome!
>(laughter)

>>212255511
Qrd why she would be the hold out?
Does she hate the character now or something cringe like that?
Jerry would never do it Becuase he doesn’t need to

Jerry gets raped by a man but he can’t see who did it. He accuses Newman, and he gets arrested. Kramer visits Newman in prison and he says he didn’t do it. Kramer goes on a quest to find the real rapist, while Jerry does standup about Newman raping him on Letterman.

>>212255704
She's bigger than he is now. He's always been the biggest star, but she has multiple shows under her belt.

I think there would be a sign, and a field.

>>212255459 (OP)
Seinfeld goes to the real world
>Starts with Jerry flopping miserably and getting heckled in his opening standup as Kill Tony laugh
>Ends with them all going to jail for a even dumber reason than the finale

>>212255511
>>212255704
i doubt any of them would i just thought it would be a fun thread

>>212255794
Julia HAS to work Jerry does not

>>212255658
hehehhe

>>212255925
You clearly don’t know who her father was kek>>212255925

>>212256056
yet she still has to work

>>212256056
Julia and Jamie Gertz from still standing tv show (ironically she played Jerry’s girlfriend for an episode) were rich before they ever started acting because of their father’s wealth.

>>212256083
She does it because she wants to or is forced to by Jewish producers lol. I very much doubt she has any money issues.

It would be something stupid like Jerry and George go to Tuscany to get a condo because of the maestro and George gets into an argument with the pizza nazi in a mafia controlled pizzeria. Hijinks ensue and Kramer somehow secretly infiltrates the compound and rescues George because he looks just like the Don from the painting

>>212256177
I didn't ask you what you doubt faggot, im telling you what it is

>>212256241
why are you pretending to be me and why are you making me out to be some butthole with anger issues?

>>212256241
Lmao just giving you some interesting facts. You can keep living in absolutes with no ability to properly speculate though. By all means, continue.

>>212255925
But that's why Jerry is out of the public knowledge

>>212256290
Holy kek hahahah. I should’ve checked it it’s late where I’m at. That’s great. I was wondering why you suddenly were crashing out. What a tweaker he is.

>>212256320
i wouldnt say that...Seinfeld memes arent uncommon and the bee movie has a cult following

>>212255459 (OP)
like the last episode, but slightly longer

Set the movie set in prison. Elaine says she's a trans man so she can be with the other three. Kramer helps her learn how to piss standing up.

>>212258466
>Set the movie set in prison.
Fuck me I'm tired. I'm going to sleep.

>>212255925
Isn't she a billionaire or something

>>212258485
it's a nice idea though, good night

>>212255857
They didn't go to jail in the finale, they died. The "trial" was their judgement and their "cell" was purgatory.

>>212255459 (OP)
>>Jerry's phone rings
>>Jerry answers
>>"Jerry! I'm stuck in the bathroom at the World Trade Center, I'm on the 80th floor, I think a plane hit the building!!"
>>Jerry: "Who is this..."
>>George, "Jerry!! Look, if I make it out alive, my parents have to think I'm dead."
>>Jerry's, "Hold on, I have a call on the other line."
>>Elaine, "Jerry, you want to get coffee?"
>>Jerry, "Yeah, let me tell George, he's stuck on the toilet in the World Trade Center."
>>Jerry turns on the TV
>>Jerry, "Hey!! It's Kramer! He's on the news saying he heard explosions in the subway."
>>Cuts to Jerry doing stand-up, "Do you think the terrorists used AM or FM radio for their alarm clock? They didn't seem like the NPR types..."

>>212258567
Is that howling mad Murdock