what an incredibly UNDERrated movie

clever, fun, main character who's not just a twat for once, memorable, and just a really good experience

why the fuck is it such a nothing title that nobody ever talks about?

It was good stupid fun but the final act went on for two long, then it just devolved into your basic boring action movie

>>212256207
>too*
Whoops :p

>>212256190 (OP)
Some things just weren't made to be remembered.
Unlike Thomas the Tank Engine.

If anyone remembers anything about this movie the simulation needs to optimize its resource allocation

>>212256207
>>212256237
I mean it's an imperfect film, but name a perfect film for contrast..?

>>212256246
have you enjoyed anything at all the past 20 years?

honestly
genuinely

HOT TAKE
I think it's as good as other action S tier films like Die Hard and John Wick. The comedy elevates it so much.

>>212256190 (OP)
yeah, it's fun, what do you want to talk about it

it got misappropriated as a "reddit" flick when in reality its a stupid fun action and character adventure movie that was filled with fun roles, one of the most fun movies that year

>>212256671
I just want other people to validate my existence and opinions

>>212256190 (OP)
I remember there's a fat black man, so I didn't watch it.
Also sounds like Baccano ripoff.

>>212256677
>one of the most fun movies that year
I feel like it came out in a time when most people were so marvel fatigued and just wanted a real movie and it acted as a reminder that real movies still exist

maybe I'm just being a fag though

>>212256246
its better and more memorable than any cape film in the last 15+ years though?

>>212256190 (OP)
It was kinda meh

>>212256697
your opinions are original, sincere and worthy, hence your existence is valuable

>>212256697
>toxo tranime poster
you have no value and should kill yourself asap

>>212256190 (OP)
It was solid
Pittu's character felt a little undercooked though
It does work with him mostly as just a hapless spectator who ends up defeating his enemies almost by accident but he still felt a little bland.

>>212256712
that black man is a borderline autist that rambles about thomas the tank engine throughout the film, this quality led to some viewers finding the whole thing quirky and charming and the others screeching REDDIT, the ladder which is still moderately true but not everything reddit likes is immediately bad

>>212256770
ok thank you so much anon

>>212256800
haha dumbass ur too late kindanon already made me feel good

>>212256814
it feels like a sort of response to action movies in general, like a "if our main character IS a good guy, where does he end up?"

I think the whole moral/genuinely empathic assassin character is pretty interesting character that could use some more exploring in film

>>212256834
it's a pastiche but I found it more tolerable than most because he wasn't overtly autistic but I understand how certain autists would take offense

>>212256814
I was sold on Pitt solely because we had a straight white god fearing protag that was actually unstoppable with his skills alone

>>212256190 (OP)
I took my mom to see it in theatre, for her birthday
She liked it.

Brad Pitt has to many good movies this one could have been better off not having him since that’s what made people watch it probably in the first place. So at the end of the day it’s just another Pitt movie.

>>212257071
how was the sex afterwards

>>212256190 (OP)
The trolls here are all correct. Its woke trash and cringe in its execution of said wokeness.

Sex.

>>212257181
khazarian whore

>>212257078
Pitt made it go from an average movie to an above average movie

>>212257085
that's not until MY birthday

>>212257466
funny

they should've come up with a better way for aaron taylor johnson to die
other than that, it was solid

The Father getting shot and bleeding out into unconsciousness and then just waking up a bit later wincing a few times was a bit much

The shitty CGI at the end of the movie took me out of it.

>>212256190 (OP)
I've fallen asleep twice when it comes on

>>212258011
thats more a you problem, Bullet Train is not boring remotely

The movie that fooled everyone into thinking Aaron Taylor-Johnson could lead.

>>212258250
>>212257728
who

Any more movies like this? It was very entertaining, but not a masterpiece. I really enjoyed it.

>>212256324
>name a perfect film for contrast
The Thing (1982)

>>212258881
>Any more movies like this?
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Lucky Number Slevin

you've probably already seen those though...

>>212258948
Yup, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels is easily in my top 10. Lucky Number Slevin is very good too. I haven't seen it in years, might actually re-watch it today. I do remember the ending and the twist, but I don't care.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9EhE-7PKTg&ab_channel=Cinerama
funnier than movie

>>212259061
Unless some anon can come up with some other left field insane action comedy I think we've pretty well covered everything, or at least definitely the top 3

let's just appreciate what we've found rather than lamenting there's not more

Guy Ritchie's macho asshole characters are nothing like this film. If anything, Pitt plays it like a Jackie Chan lead.

>>212259204
>Pitt plays it like a Jackie Chan lead
and that's a good thing

I couldn't handle it, man. it was so fucking cringe. I had to switch it off after about 5 minutes. total piece of shit.

I like his jesse james movie though. I cried when it was over.

>>212258881
Watch Freebie and the Bean

The interracial English brothers were redditville. All of their dialogue was just pure fucking reddit.

>>212256755
What is with this sissy trend of adding question marks to statements?

/tv/ is quick to anger and slow to understand

>>212256814
I think the point of Pitt's character was that he had max luck as his super power. He's all karmically aligned and shit.

>>212259852
Fax. It was boring, cringe, unfunny and retarded

>>212256190 (OP)
I really enjoyed it and have watched it twice.
Pitt wasn't particularly great in it but the supporting cast of King, Taylor Johnson and Henry were outstanding.
King was bizarrely sexy in this movie.

>>212256190 (OP)
A movie with a train full of serial killers, and the most unrealistic thing was that everyone believed the botox stuffed 30 year old woman was an underage and unprotected girl.

Kino movie with kino villain. I wish we saw more of him.

>>212261376
The only cringe part thing was when Brad said he didn't like guns. Pure virtue signal.

>>212261601
Was King that british guy who's in the running to be the next Bond?

>>212256190 (OP)
Your taste in movies is absolutely garbage. I can accurately predict you are a zoomer who thinks Quentin Tarantino is the peak of cinema. Unironically watch more movies, or alternatively, seek Canadian health care.

It was also incredibly forced and manipulative. "We need a quirky character who has a weird but endearing obsession with something the audience can relate to (Thomas the Tank Engine)." Fuck off!

>>212256190 (OP)
kino movie but anons here try too hard to be edgy and say they didnt enjoy it

>>212262468
No, Joey King, the Jewess.
She was fucking sexy in this movie and I hate myself for thinking it.

>>212257181
Horrendous character and actress.

>>212262841
Joey King is the opposite of sexy in every single way.

>>212262841
I see. Man, that is one masculine name. Joey fucking King? Oof.

>>212256190 (OP)
Wtf was Michael Shannon doing? That accent is the worst part of the movie. Unbelievable cringe.

>>212256697
Cute anon

>>212262889
This is why I found it quite disturbing. Ordinarily, she is atrocious but I would fuck the shit out of Joey King in Bullet Train.

>>212256190 (OP)
This this this this this

>>212263006
>>212262841
>>212261601
Fuckin truth anon
Like im into gobbo lookin girls and she is a fuckin mess but in that movie goddamn id knock her the fuck up
Probably some crazy kabbalah sorcery ot some shit

>>212263185
She's signalling that she wants it in several ways. Your monkey brain is just responding naturally. There's 2 types of beauty. Sluts and Wives. She's a slut. An easy opportunity to spread your genes, with a moderate chance of success.

>>212256190 (OP)
fun

>>212256712
Same. Not watching anything featuring that annoying monkey. He literally ruins everything he's in.