Why were the normos saying this was the second coming of christ when it's quite shit?
Thunderbolts, Captain America and Deadpool3 all feel like TV movies.
yeah it was pretty mid
also we saw Bob blip out the helicopter dudes and the chopper crashed, then everyone blipped returned at the end
why didn't we see the chopper guys falling screaming to the ground lol
>>212258897 (OP)im watching right now. every hero has the same powerset and theyre all just yapping with each other constantly.
>>212258952oh yeah and how did the thunderbolts all easily quickly find each other in the void but they didn't see any of the millions of other people just blipped out?
>>212258897 (OP)How'd Alexi and Bucky know exactly where in the desert Walker, Yelana and the other one were? Took me right out fuck this horseshit.
It's definitely a turn off your brain and don't think about anything, just laugh at the quips, flick.
>>212258897 (OP)MCU fans will say every other movie is the best since Endgame then 4 months later completely forget it exists and go on to hyping up the next movie as "a return to the heights of og MCU".
why was ghost stuck to the wall with the rest of the team wrapped in medical equipment, she could just ghost out
It’s marvel trying to take itself seriously instead of the fart joke level they have been going for in recent avengers slop. But they couldn’t help themselves and go 100% either. So you have a movie that had the potential to be good and that is better then most other cape shit at least
I like they were going for something a little different with a team-up. and we didn't get cameos from other mcuers.
>>212258986why would you assume it's random and not bob's subconscious mind assembling them to help him
you're the poster child for why movies add in dumb explanatory dialogue that offends the intelligence of most people who watch
It does feel like they were trying to make what's essentially a guardians of the galaxy movie, since nobody has outward hatred for those. But it fails because none of the characters are funny and all the fights are punch and shoot and no space setting.
>live in MCU NYC
>survive chitauni massacre
>get blipped out by Thanos
>return 5 years later
>get blipped out by Sentry
>deal with existential dread of my memories in the void
>next morning boss still like you still coming in to work right?
It still bothers me that Alexei speaks with that Boris Badenov accent when they've shown he can speak perfect English. He's a spy for fuck's sake. He blended in for years in American suburbia.
>>212259121Why are you talking about the movie like you've already seen it? It doesn't come out until next week.
>>212258897 (OP)i thought it was okay. when compared to the eternals/the marvels/black panther 2/no meme home it was amazing.
movie had pic related and The Bunk for my Wire bros
was Bunk the only black person in the movie?
>>212258897 (OP)You never talked to any normos about it, you probably don't even know any normos, you just have parasocial relationships with a bunch of shills you interact with daily online that are warping your perspective.
>>212258897 (OP)>this was the second coming of christYeah and people said it's the best movie of the last 30 years too, right?
Fucking clown.
>>212258897 (OP)>normoscan't you fags just stick to one word? is normie too "normo" for you?
>>212259603that is a mean thing to say, even if it's true
the lead in this is female, so yes inevitably some will say it's the best movie evar, see Wonder Woman and Captain Marvel
>>212259672Okay, its probably mean to tell your your mouth stinks after you eat a fat log of shit too, but you still need to know the truth to understand why people think so little of you.
