>The.Old.Guard.2.2025.1080p.NF.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.H.264-BYNDR
>The.Old.Guard.2.2025.1080p.NF.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.H.264-BYNDR
>The.Old.Guard.2.2025.1080p.NF.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.H.264-BYNDR
>The.Old.Guard.2.2025.1080p.NF.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.H.264-BYNDR
>The.Old.Guard.2.2025.1080p.NF.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.H.264-BYNDR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyivgZ074PY

WOMYN POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>212259194 (OP)
Yuck

>>212259194 (OP)
we WILL be watching!

>>212259194 (OP)
>The.Old.Guard.2
why?

>>212259208
>>212259194 (OP)
kino!

>>212259194 (OP)
>unfeminine Charlize
flop, will never watch

>>212259194 (OP)
Holy shit, thanks bro.

>>212259194 (OP)
The Even Older Guard

>>212259194 (OP)
those youtube comments are fake right? like i don't actually live among those people ahah come on stop tricking me

I need to start looking in the mirror more, because I keep seeing all these actors getting old and I stay the same age.

what the fuck is that fuck

>>212259194 (OP)
Ugh, why even bother man.

>>212259223
You have no idea just how badly a project has to flop to not get a sequel.

Old Guard 2: The Quickening

>>212261864
I really don't. Cowboy Bebop apparently got views but still canned.

Electric Boogaloo.
How bad can it be?

>Theron
>Thurman
105 years of hag kino incoming!

>>212259194 (OP)
There's been a slop drought for a few months now and suddenly we have an overwhelming tsunami of slop. Why didn't the streaming services release some of their slop earlier in the year when there was nothing to compete with it? How many times are they going to force me to watch hags and boomers saving the world from evil white men?

I know that watching these movies is going to be the entertainment equivalent of eating Indian street food but I'm going to do it anyway.

>>21225919
aka Menopause Warrior 2: No Time to Flow.

>>212259194 (OP)
What the fuck is the point without GPB?

>>212259194 (OP)
hair like some weeb at a cosplay convention

>>212259194 (OP)
She got away with murdering her father

>>212259194 (OP)
quality movie

I hate this crazy bitch so much.

>>212259194 (OP)
is there even an old guard 1?

>>212259194 (OP)
I like her andogynous, unwomanly, inoffensive design, really interesting design.

>>212261039
Right? If the first one wasn't fucking stupid enough for you feminists, here she is again, its granny Kick-Ass! Like that fucking pathetic Viking granny fighting the predator. I hope the rest of the Hollywood burns down at least that would be entertaining.

I am subscribed to Netflix and still won’t be watching it lol

The Walled Guard

>>212262779
So does Liam Neeson do a schlocky revenge movie ever 6 months since 2008 or what

>>212266080
A.I. is the future. Death to hollywood

Is this basically woke highlander?
I just remembered there was a gay arab dude in the first one

>>212259194 (OP)
more like the same old shit 2

>>212259194 (OP)
>a woman who weight 65 KG lift an axe who's at least 15-20 KG with one hand

>>212259194 (OP)
This kind of trash actually gets good reviews from critics, somehow.

>>212259194 (OP)
The Old Hag 2
I've never even heard of the first one.

I don't give a shit what /tv/ thinks the first one was a great fun movie.

>costume design by Harrison Ford's Blade Runner 2049

> /tv/ having another melty because there are women in a tv show

This sub is like Netflix and Chill with Islamic Jihad.

First Old Guard was unexpectedly good. Have hopes for the second one.

>>212268605
>reddit spacing
>thinks its a tv show
>shit opinion
Checks out.

>>212268605
>/tv/ having another melty
you talk like a fucking faggot

I like the series of films. Even the homos are pretty badass and remind me of Apollo and Midnighter. This film has a very Empire Strikes Back style ending so they better greenlight the third fast.

>>212268087
>>gets good reviews from critics
maybe the first one, even IGN is giving this a 5/10
https://www.ign.com/articles/the-old-guard-2-movie-review-netflix-charlize-theron

i actually thought the first one was a pretty neat, well done, comfy movie. nothing to write home about, but watchable and an interesting story.

I wonder why it's netflix slop and not releasing in theaters.

>>212259208
WILLN'T . Sorry, I have a certain type of diversity fatigue that really only kicks in heavy with a lot of blacks, trans, or gay sex scenes. My doctor says I have too much testosterone and maybe I should take estrogen to be more like normal modern men.

>>212266135
Pretty much, and they've gotten increasingly worse over time.
This one looks like it was made with Uighur slaves and copious AI generated effects.

>>212259208
>>212259208
>>212260784
Based

>>212259194 (OP)
>torrenting a netflix movie
lmao how fucking poor are you?

>>212269108
>.t sweating netflix exec

>>212268682

> I'm not having a melty! Abloo!

Feel free to contribute something besides estrogen to the topic.

>>212263264
LOL

>>212259194 (OP)
They made a second one? Really? Wasn't the first underwhelming?

>>212259194 (OP)
Emphasis on "old" lmao

>>212269594
>>212263264
>hair like some weeb at a cosplay convention
same energy

bump