Saw a test screening - /tv/ (#212259879) [Archived: 987 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:57:19 AM No.212259879
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Worst movie of the year so far and it's not even close. I was honestly hyped for this at first but now I realize Snyder had a much better vision and understood the character more than Gunn.

Lots of cringe humor. Superman is quipping every 5 seconds and makes dick jokes as Clark Kent. There's an ongoing joke about Lex being secretly gay, specifically for Superman, and his anger at him is just a result of his internalized homophobia (his gf cheats on him with Jimmy Olsen because apparently he cares more about Superman than making love to her).

Movie is also very woke. Lois Lane is an annoying girlboss who always puts Clark in his place after he causes destruction stopping a monster or doesn't bother trying to stop sexism/racism. At one point Superman is telling the heroes that they have no idea what it's like to be an outsider since they're all human, but Mr Terrific says "I'm a black man living in white America, I know exactly what it's like to be an outsider". Superman is also a vegan and refuses to eat a hotdog offered to him.

This will go down as the Batman & Robin of modern days and will kill the DCU, mark my words. Expect a hive box office drop after the reviews come in, I bet lots will be refunding preordered tickets too. This is a once in a generation flop.
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:28:01 AM No.212260399
>>212259879 (OP)
Snyderverse is dead by the way.
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:29:29 AM No.212260414
>>212259879 (OP)
Did they at least remove the scene where he kicks his dog in the face? They're so retarded trying to bank in people that like animals then they add a scene of Superman abusing animals for comedy. Stupid.
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:31:13 AM No.212260444
> There's an ongoing joke about Lex being secretly gay, specifically for Superman, and his anger at him is just a result of his internalized homophobia (his gf cheats on him with Jimmy Olsen because apparently he cares more about Superman than making love to her).

Holy kek if true.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:33:21 AM No.212260473
>>212259879 (OP)
God Snyder Cultists are pathetic.
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:34:30 AM No.212260487
>>212260473
And so are pedo loving faggots like you.
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:35:39 AM No.212260508
>>212259879 (OP)
>Saw a test screening
Nah, you didn't.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:13:48 PM No.212261108
>>212259879 (OP)
I don't believe OP speaks the truth, but at the same time everything he wrote could actually be true in this clown world. Fuck this.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:16:08 PM No.212261159
Rebel moon is dead Op.
Is time to let go
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:19:03 PM No.212261230
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SAVE US SNYDER
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:21:42 PM No.212261289
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>>212259879 (OP)
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:27:37 PM No.212261385
>>212261289
lmaooooooooooo
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:32:14 PM No.212261446
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>>212259879 (OP)
>"I'm a black man living in white America, I know exactly what it's like to be an outsider"
Honestly this wouldn't surprise me
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:53:14 PM No.212261776
>>212260487
snyderfreak detected
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:54:30 PM No.212261790
>>212259879 (OP)
sure you did bro
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:55:03 PM No.212261794
>>212259879 (OP)
I don't think they are doing "test screenings" two weeks from release, anon. At least try to make your fake story make sense.
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:58:10 PM No.212261847
>>212259879 (OP)
I saw it too, I didn't like the part where Clark was raped in the ass. Was that scene necessary?
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:09:52 PM No.212262042
>>212259879 (OP)
>Superman is also a vegan and refuses to eat a hotdog offered to him.

Give me a valid argument as to why that is bad.
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:16:53 PM No.212262153
>>212260414
this is bait right
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:19:41 PM No.212262200
>>212259879 (OP)
I dont want to call you a liar but I find it hard to believe that any movie could be worse than the flash movie.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:21:39 PM No.212262235
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>>212262042
because hot dogs are good and veganism is dumb
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:23:10 PM No.212262263
>>212259879 (OP)
>I was honestly hyped for this at first
What a retard
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:31:05 PM No.212262391
>>212260399
>>212260473
>>212260487
>>212261776
GOOD MORNING SAAAAR
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:35:42 PM No.212262485
>>212261794
Yet I have no trouble believing what OP wrote.
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:35:53 PM No.212262492
>>212262391
OP literally is a Snyderfag making up an imaginary movie
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:36:25 PM No.212262511
>>212262485
That's because you're a moron.
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:37:22 PM No.212262529
>>212262511
The moron is whoever expects the movie to be good.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:38:32 PM No.212262552
>>212262485
...why?
they do not do "test screenings" 10 days before a movie releases
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:44:20 PM No.212262653
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>>212262492
>Negative take on latest DC movie
>Immediately labeled a Snyderfag or jeet
>Gunn himself now encourages this
You want the film to fail right?
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:45:06 PM No.212262669
>>212262153
No, it's not bait. The scene's been posted multiple times dude.
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:47:52 PM No.212262714
>>212262653
>latest DC movie
That he made up.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:51:47 PM No.212263795
>>212262669
i mean how butthurt you got. Surely you've kicked at an annoying dog right?
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:08:25 PM No.212264083
>>212262042
Not OP. The only time Superman was vegetarian or vegan, can't remember, was during Mark Waid's 'Birthright'. It didn't last long. Waid came up with a weird new power, where Superman could see the "living aura" of every living creature, which made him not want to eat meat.

So, it's not bad, it's just not the norm. Superman doesn't need to eat anyways. He eats because he likes it. Whatever. Him being vegan wont make or break the movie for me.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:15:24 PM No.212264226
>>212260399
So is Gunn after this
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:16:29 PM No.212264248
>>212259879 (OP)
>Lots of cringe humor. Superman is quipping every 5 seconds and makes dick jokes as Clark Kent. There's an ongoing joke about Lex being secretly gay, specifically for Superman, and his anger at him is just a result of his internalized homophobia (his gf cheats on him with Jimmy Olsen because apparently he cares more about Superman than making love to her).

Reminder Lex is supposed to be Psyop for Andrew Tate
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:17:29 PM No.212264266
>>212262391
Oyy veyy, Good morning
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:19:07 PM No.212264294
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>>212259879 (OP)
Who you are talking to ma'am? Do you know how much rupees Zack Snyder makes in year? If I told you, ma'am, you would not believe it. Do you know what happened if he doesn't go to work? The big business on NASDAQ goes bad. Not good, ma'am. It do not exists without him. You do not know who is Zack Snyder ma'am.
Zack Snyder is not in danger, bhababati. Zack Snyder IS danger. A sir open his door to get shot, why you are think that's Zack Snyder? No ma'am. Snyder is the knocking sir.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:20:09 PM No.212264315
>>212259879 (OP)
>disneyshills are scared
*sigh* ok I'll make it /ourkino/
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:35:03 PM No.212264604
>>212264315
Hey WBshill bro, the Disney deflection isn't working. Gunn outlined that the knew strategy is too projection anti-Gunnfags as indians. Did you not get the memo yesterday
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:39:31 PM No.212264694
>>212264604
>knew strategy is too projection anti-Gunnfags as indians
Nice grammar mousesaar
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:43:21 PM No.212264771
>>212264694
Mader Benchod, the new startegy is to call them indians. Only indians hate Gunn and love Snyder. BUt make sure to take you family the BO needs to be huge for this films. Okay.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:48:38 PM No.212264872
I completely believe all of these leaks and it explains why the movie has not fully screened even though it's barely a week before release.
WB has spent over $200mil just on marketing for this and once it bombs they will completely cancel all the DCU.
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:50:06 PM No.212264898
>>212259879 (OP)
The Supertanic
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:52:55 PM No.212264955
>>212264872
It really is incredibly. Reminder that this film has an entire superhero universe riding on it and that WB is in desperation mode. The movie was reddit from the weekly story structure and several shots from the trailers were removed. Only after days of ridicule. This movie is a dumpster fire.
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:59:39 PM No.212265101
>>212259879 (OP)
final nail. in the coffin for superhero movies! YES!
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:01:11 PM No.212265141
>>212259879 (OP)
srsly just kill yourself, you are pathetic at this point
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:07:49 PM No.212265282
>>212259879 (OP)
I was at the same test screening, this movie is undiluted garbage
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:08:01 PM No.212265286
At this point everyone who's got common sense should just embrace the dichotomy. You will be called snyderfag, pajeet, etc, no matter how you frame your criticism This film, it's going to be woke and awful. The trailers, the pictures, the leaks, the people involved. It's an observable, undying reality. Call me whatever you like. Faggots.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:16:35 PM No.212265461
>>212259879 (OP)
>Superman is also a vegan and refuses to eat a hotdog offered to him.

this at least makes perfect sense, its explains why he is so weak
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:19:13 PM No.212265522
>>212261847
After Joker 2 it became the new DC Stan Lee cameo. Someone always gets ass raped
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:21:08 PM No.212265565
These Gunntroons are beyond pathetic. Even if you don't like Snyder, you don't need to feverishly defend an obviously shit movie you haven't even seen yet to "dunk" on "Indians." But they love their little console wars so much, they have to worship Gunn.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:22:06 PM No.212265583
>>212259879 (OP)
>This is a once in a generation flop.

will they finally regret killing the snyderverse? I want them to.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:35:15 PM No.212265913
>>212259879 (OP)
>Expect a hive box office drop after the reviews come in, I bet lots will be refunding preordered tickets too. This is a once in a generation flop.
The movie looks and sounds awful from what you say and from what we've seen, but how many times do 4channers have to be proven wrong? Woke trash can do well in the box office, the average person isn't as do or die about woke issues as you are. I'm not gonna watch it cause James Gunn has never made a good movie and Lex is a massive miscast but I'm in the minority.
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:01:52 PM No.212266607
>>212264955
Gunn is gonna have a total meltdown after WB cancels his universe.
The fact they are putting him out there to promote it even more than the stars is crazy.
I have never seen the director presented as an equal to the stars is bizarre. His EGO is massive.
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:08:58 PM No.212266771
>>212265913
Every clip that have released from it is terrible. The tone is all over the place and the acting horrible.
Based on the clips it's just people in rooms talking. lol
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:09:52 PM No.212266799
>>212266607
probably wont happen Israel is going to fund most of this films profits
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:10:00 PM No.212266803
>>212259879 (OP)
>This is a once in a generation flop
I thought that was Elio's job.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:08:50 PM No.212268218
>>212259879 (OP)

>Superman is also a vegan and refuses to eat a hotdog offered to him.

Holy BASED, I will now watch your capeslop movie.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:16:11 PM No.212268378
jesus christ gunn
jesus christ gunn
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>>212259879 (OP)
>Mr Terrific says "I'm a black man living in white America, I know exactly what it's like to be an outsider
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:19:08 PM No.212268439
>>212259879 (OP)
It looks horrible but the supehero movie reviewers and media will paint it as the greatest shit ever because its Gunn and theyll never talk negatively about the box office. Despite this shit having the same crew and producers as The Flash. Screenshot this post
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:21:36 PM No.212268502
>>212265913

This. Sadly, people are going to watch it because they don't give a shit about woke garbage as much as we do.