>On my day off, I rarely want to eat restaurant food unless I’m looking for new ideas or recipes to steal. What I want to eat is home cooking, somebody’s —anybody’s — mother’s or grandmother’s food. A simple pasta pomodoro made with love, a clumsily thrown together tuna casserole, roast beef with Yorkshire pudding, all of this is pure exotica to me, even when I’ve been neck-deep all day in filet mignon and herb-infused oils and all the bits of business we do to distinguish restaurant food from what you get at home. My mother-in-law would always apologize before serving dinner when I was in attendance, saying, ‘This must seem pretty ordinary for a chef...’ She had no idea how magical, how reassuring, how pleasurable her simple meat loaf was for me, what a delight even lumpy mashed potatoes were — being, as they were, blessedly devoid of truffles or truffle oil.

>>212260740 (OP)
He's got a lot of days off now that he's dead LMAO.

>>212260740 (OP)
MUH authenticity. What a poseur.

>>212260740 (OP)
Shut the fuck up. Anthony knows a sushi chef who knows karate who could totally kill you with his bare hands.

>>212260740 (OP)
Why does this trigger chuds so hard?

>>212260901
I was going to say idk why he had to be such a pretentious asshole about everything but I guess that was his entire schtick wasnt it. Nobody would care if he said
>yeah my mouth is tired from all the complex fruu fruu shit I taste at work so a 3 ingredient meal is preferable when I get home

>>212260740 (OP)
Why does he say his mother in law cooks authentic food, not his mother? He's a rich kid so rich != authentic in his rich Marxist brain?

>>212260740 (OP)
Absolute undisputed king of cringe.

>>212260956
True

>>212260960
This is Flavourtown Country

>>212260740 (OP)
>Nice tattoos bro

>>212261018
He needed someone to humbly offer him compliments in embarrassment so he could graciously accept and reassure them, so we could all see how enlightened but down-to-earth he really is. I guess his own mother wouldnt work, and I doubt she'd call him "chef"

MUMFORD & SON MOTHERFUCKERS

>>212261038
>They put all of their wasabi into a cup of onions sauce

>>212260740 (OP)
>I'AM SO TIRED OF LE EXPENSIVE SHIT, I'AM LE NORMAL LIKE YOU GUYS!!!
what a fucking kike

>>212260753

>>212260740 (OP)
>What I want to eat is home cooking, somebody’s —anybody’s — mother’s or grandmother’s food
Why not his wife oh she was too busy feeding a teen her ass
why not his own cooking, because he was using injecting it

>>212261101
>He needed someone to humbly offer him compliments in embarrassment so he could graciously accept and reassure them

Damn, that one hits hard

>>212261101
Based analysis

>>212260740 (OP)
Trash. Can. Nachos.

He's such a pathetic tool that it's hilarious.

>your friend Anthony is coming over for dinner on his day off
>do you best to cook a nice meal
>”wow thanks anon, this is fucking amateur and bland, exactly what I wanted!”
fuck’s sake, Anthony…

I wonder what delicious, hearty yet simple meals his demure Italian gf made for him. The one he left his wife and mother-in-law's cooking for.

I wonder if he had a moment of clarity where he realized how much of a dipshit he acts and sounds and killed himself out of shame.

>>212260740 (OP)
this is like a nice way of saying you are miserable but I still enjoy spending some time around you and your cute simple meal. Fuck this guy

>>212261649
>Trash. Can. Nachos.
Please. Give. Recipe.

>>212261038
>tfw this is how boomers actually "think"

>>212261038
>these guys deserve to die because they put wasabi in onions sauce
>Anthony was the one who died first
kek

>>212263157
Nah, I think that's more how a spoiled 60 year old who never matured beyond being 22 years old thinks.

>>212260740 (OP)
Have the cream sauce

>>212261050
>flavourtown
>flavour
>u

>>212260956
Joke's on you, I'm not a meathead I am actually like that guy who bashes those assholes, the one in the gif

>>212260753
>>212260901
>>212260956
>>212261068
>>212261153
>The Buddha escaped samsara? What a poseur!
At least he truly lived. You will die and nobody will remember you.

>>212263617
That's better than being remembered as a cuck and a suicider

>>212261038
what a melodramatic fag. no wonder he checked out early.

>>212263617
Stop busting his balls

>>212260740 (OP)
>>212260960
I can't find it but it's what's similarly grating about DFW's personality. being both high-brow and pretentious, knowing way more than you, while simultaneously being more low-brow and more of a humble down-to-earth regular guy. you can't be both. and it lets them flip to each position in whatever feels most contrary. oh the bread is the wrong type and the butter is wrong? you can compare it to your high standards, or you can say "actually, this is the better way to do it, the wrong way the humble rustic folks do it, because I so graciously lower myself to their level"

>>212263891
Yeah pretty much this

>>212260740 (OP)
What a fucking cringe moron

>>212260740 (OP)
God boomers need to all die, imagine using words and your time to talk about food, food is just a means to an end, you eat and fuck off to do other shit, food is never worth talking about unless you make serious dosh with it.

>>212263617
>he truly lived
he got cucked to death, if that's living then we're all better dead

>>212263891
i don't really think DFW's personality was like that, he always comes across as someone who is over-educated. I guess sometimes his writing has the contradiction where he is discussing something low-brow but it's always matched with his smart smarmy "look how intelligent I am" tone

>>212263617
In 50 years, no one will remember Bourdain either
Do zoomies remember Julia Child or the Frugal Gourmet?

>>212260740 (OP)
Anybody else dislike this guy?
I guess even he disliked himself, given that he hanged himself by the neck until he died.

>>212264989
Link to your CNN show asshole

>>212265333
Yeah, always came across as a posturing dickhead.

>>212265342
>having a CNN show is something to brag about

>>212265378
Ah ok we have a Blumpf cultist. Now FUCK OFF you POS

>>212260740 (OP)
Anyone who thinks about food this much has an eating disorder.

>>212260960
Chuds are utalitarians. They hate aesthetes because it is a red flag for low testosterone and homosexuality/poor emotional control. This makes them unacceptable men in society.

>>212260740 (OP)
This man lived more of a life than any of your ever will. He knew what it meant to experience this planet. He knew how to keep in touch with common people, unlike other "celebrities"

>>212265669
Yikes.

>>212260740 (OP)
>"Dude, like, my job is just...beach"

That's exactly how this faggot sounded every time he opened his mouth.

>>212265789
Wtf how did you get a picture of my Bourdain shrine

>>212261912
I wonder if he had two.

>what did St Peter say to Bourdain when he got to the pearly gates?
> uhhh sir you have... NOOOO RESERVATIONNNNNN
haha

>>212263617
People who talk about being "remembered" as if it's some amazing thing - do you not realize it's just an appeal to popularity, same as what every influencer and tiktoker is going for today? You could spread your faeces on live tv or something and people will remember you, and then you could make your same point that at least he'll be remembered.

You may as well just say he was on tv and you're not, so therefore he was better. Just come out and say that and I'd have more respect for your point.

>>212265770
>cook who got cucked and hung himself
He's genuinely barely above any random anon here if they started a youtube travel show.

>>212265770
Then why was he suicidal and I am not? I hate traveling

>>212265872
Literally ALL of the "most popular" streamers alive today will not be remembered or talked about a decade after they die, (If they're lucky. It'll probably be more like 5 years. Maybe.)

Everything is junkfood, now. People will remember accordingly.

>>212265898
Nice blogpost, nobody cares

>>212265770
Consider that this is why he ended up killing himself

>>212266027
I think you are missing the point. Whether people remember or talk about your or not is irrelevant. Do you know Keem - do you want someone like Keem talking about you and remembering you? Some people don't want others to think about them or talk about them. If someone was being remembered for good reasons, well that's different. Putting someone like Bourdain on a pedestal saying people are talking about him therefore he wins and his life was a great success is a mistake. That's pretty much all I've got to say on this.

>>212265077
ur a basic bitch

>>212265077
This retard eats saltines with cheese wizz.
This faggot thinks a hotdog is a quality meal.
This bitch only knows how to make grilled cheese.
This fuckers mom was a shit cook.

>>212263891
dfw wasnt like that

>>212265077
>Judge Dredd: I should've put you down myself... personally
>Rico: You Know I never under stood that
>Rico: Why did you judge me? Why did you judge me?
>Judge Dredd: You killed innocent people.
> Rico: A means to an end!
>Judge Dredd: You started a massacre!
>Rico: I caused a revolution!
>Judge Dredd: YOU BETRAYED THE LAW!
>Rico: LAWWWWWW!

>>212267482
Who?

>i just love to travel and eat
>hangs himself

pottery

Stop busting my balls

>>212260740 (OP)
He really was a douchebag

>>212265077
>food is never worth talking about unless you make serious dosh with it
This guy attends Hustle University.

>>212260740 (OP)
Who cares?

>>212260960
Well chuds had this confused notion that bourdain represents liberals while guy fieri represents conservatives…

Then Joe Rogan became a Zion don dicksucker, guy fieri became a huge NBA fan who opposes Zion don, fieri goes on Rogan’s show and gets treated with an insane amount of disrespect…

And now the anti-bourdain zoomers are in a state of pure confusion deciding which junior daddy more properly supports their big daddy

Us bourdain zombies? Continuing to chill without a care in the world.

>>212260901
Is it really proper to spell Poser with a U like a French fag would? The rest of your post is English.

>>212269492
You do, retard

why do successful people make this place kvetch so much?

>>212265736
Thank you for your insight dr troon.

>>212267804
My dad has this album. She’s actually underage and naked in this picture.