Anything else?

>>212261675 (OP)
Wrong

>>212261675 (OP)
Could you please order me a full size G3, I have $500 right here and another $15 for the transfer. Looks like I have an extra $50 in my wallet can you throw in a k98 as well?

>>212261675 (OP)
Death

>>212261675 (OP)
Yes, I will need an invoice for Huberts Holdings LLC, Bahamas. No need for the pretty one to know about it *wink*, *wink*.

Your DEATH!

I need your finest light gun and a copy of time crisis

>>212263301

>ze california compliant ar-15

>>212261675 (OP)
A large soda

>>212261675 (OP)

>I need all your Deca, Tren-E and HGH.

This guy was a busy man. RIP

>>212261675 (OP)
I'd like a plain omelette, no potatoes, tomatoes instead, a cup of coffee and wheat toast

>>212264615
Seems like a simple request, what could go wrong?

>>212264615

>How bout you go fuck your mother?

>>212264615
Who the hell likes eating tomatoes that haven't been turned into sauce?

>>212261675 (OP)
Phase plasma rifle in the 40 watt range

>>212264703
What? You don't even like them in sandwiches?

>>212264816
They have the consistency of snot. I gag and feel like vomiting if I start chewing on tomatoes.

>>212264703

Us anglos grill them on a pan for breakfast. Barbarism, I know. The boiling water in the tomatoes blisters your tongue and it has no flavour. But we do it anyways.

>>212261675 (OP)
>You got any Funko Pop fingures?

>>212261819
>>212263716
>>212264615
>>212264713
>>212264877
It's just what you see, pal

>>212261675 (OP)
No, you fucking old cunt, just the .45 long-slide with laser sighting that I ordered EIGHT F MONTHS AGO NOW!

>>212265004
Those are brand new, we just got them in.

>>212263343

That's not a rainbow dildo.

>>212264703
They're great if you can get ripe tomatoes

>>212263343

Why can't the stock touch the buffer tube?

>>212261675 (OP)
... You

>>212261675 (OP)
A kiss
>*smooch*

>>212261675 (OP)
i love this movie

its so cool

>>212265018
Oh shit, I didn't see those. Now, that's a good gun. Ideal for home defense. Cancel the order on the .45. You can go home early today.

>>212265266
That's Italian. I can go pump or auto.

>>212265093
Probably says something like "the grip can't be a pistol grip and must smoothly transition backwards at an angle into the stock; the stock must only be affixed to the grip"

>>212265004
Phase Plasma Cheerleader in the 18 year old range

>>212261675 (OP)
Bring me....ALL YOUR ELDERLY

>>212264579
cool voice, cool demeanor.

>>212265291
I'll take all of it. And this box of ammo..

>>212261675 (OP)

>>212268595
For a machine that could easily and quietly kill a person via neck snapping, the Terminator sure did like going loud.

>>212265340
Yeah fag, that's a big part of why they are so sexy.

>>212264845
stop being fat

>>212265253
I now want to watch a parody version of both films

>>212261675 (OP)
One The Annihilator 2000, because I'm The Terminator.

>>212267144
You can't shoot dat.

you can't sneed that

>>212261675 (OP)
FN SCAR, IMI Galil, anything from Israel.

>Chuck can't be bargained with. Chuck can't be reasoned with. Chuck doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And Chuck absolutely will not stop... ever, until you are sucked and fucked!

>>212268595
Imagine if it pulled the trigger and the gun didn't go off because the store owner was smart enough not to keep the firing pins in the display guns

>>212261675 (OP)
Trannies in the girl's bathroom eliminator, 50KW range.

>>212261675 (OP)
> Red Ryder Carbine-action 200-shot Range Model Air Rifle

>>212261675 (OP)
Give me....EVERYTHING

Da Oozi Nein Millameetah

>>212269820
And they're usually packing themselves. So he draws his gun and blasts Arnold only to be dumbfounded when it has little effect

>>212270342
Hey, just what you see, pal

>>212271560
fock ewe, ass whore

>>212269820
The Terminator inspects and tests the guns first in the same scene.

>>212261675 (OP)
I need your clothes and your car

>>212261675 (OP)
do americans really keep live ammo in the front desk?

>Terminator walks into the gun store naked
>hey buddy, is it laundry day or you just happy to see me?
>I forgot my concealed carry license.

>>212269820
>Terminator and store owner have awkward silence
>"I don't keep the firing pins in them, dumbass."
>Terminator rips out store owners heart.
>"Fuck you, asshole."

Twelve geige awdoloadah

>>212261675 (OP)
13" barrel rifle in .300 Blackout with suppressor

>>212265004
>yacht escorts disguised as college cheerleaders
>you sure know your whores pal

>>212270342
>we don't sell jew guns here, pal

>Terminator and store owner have awkward silence
>Owner: Remember when I said I didn't have any Phase Plasma Rifles in the 40W range? I lied.
>PEW PEW! Terminator lies dead in a smoking heap on the floor.
>Owner: Knew this baby would come in handy some day. *he says as he strokes the rifle*

>>212261675 (OP)
>uh.. where do I shoot it?

>>212272674
The cheerleaders are fine honey, just fine. Where are you?

>>212273310
>on a yacht anchored in the strait of hormuz
>your foster parents are dead

>>212273383
The man most directly responsible for your yacht breaking down is Miles Bennet Dyson. He's head of special engine projects at the yacht club. He's a real asshole.

>>212274418
>heavy breathing
>I don't think I can break these cuffs much longer
>heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh
>heh
>heh
>heh
>explodes

>>212269820
The T-800 would know the weight difference with the firing pin removed.

Ha, there's your answer......fight me!!

>>212264943
> *unzips dick*

>tfw the original shotgun sound effects

>>212261675 (OP)
>DA OOOZI NEIN MILIMETAH

>mfw franco columbu kills the dogs

that whole scene traumatizes me to this day

Owl beh bach

>>212264845
im the same way but im as autistic as they come with food consumption, I enjoy meat but overall I'm lowkey anorexic

Get to da choppa

>>212265004
Look pal, orders in decimal only

DEATH