>appears in slop
>slop makes a billion

>>212266420 (OP)
People want to fuck it, that's why.
And so do I.

>>212266420 (OP)
Not this time, baby.

>>212266420 (OP)
A billion dollar franchise a billion years in the making

>>212266456
whats the newest estimate? $700 million?

>>212266420 (OP)
how this franchise survived Dominion is beyond me

>>212266698
below that

>>212266420 (OP)
MY ANCESTOR!

>>212266420 (OP)
Ever since I saw scientifically accurate Trex depictions, the ones from JP movies now look like undead, drying corpses brought back to life by voodoo magic.

>>212267540
>trust me dude, this is definitely how these bones looked
Its all just headcanon.

>>212267580
JP doesn't hide the fact their dinos is rubbish headcanon to the point they even make donut steel versions.

>>212266420 (OP)
People respect the power of the ancient chickens

>>212266420 (OP)
There technically was a T. rex in Transformers: The Last Knight (2017) and it still flopped

>>212268133
And want to fuck it.

>>212267540
Isnt that the point of the movie?

>t rex fucking dead and gone forever
>this lil nibba still around
Like it or not this is peak dinosaurian evolution.

>>212268243
he smol but...
he tuff

>>212268243
Its probably nice not having to eat 100000000kg of food each week to hit your TDEE now

It's a Rex

>>212268243
survival of the fittest

>>212268243
look at him
just look at him
he's a snack

>>212266420 (OP)
>Villian becomes the protagonist

>>212268243
Life uh... finds a way

>>212266420 (OP)
Ain’t no way this hits a billy. It was worse than Fallen Kingdom.

>>212270206
jurassic punk

>>212270209
>sets in a jungle

>>212270209
>sets in a jungle
>great cinematography
>cool different dinos
>no cloned kids
>no Pratt macho shit
>JP3 style adventure
can't be worse

>>212268201
Yes well, that too

Dino slop is awesome. The studios realized this. I’ll watch any dino/giant/monster porn all day. The story/plot/acting can degrade quite a bit before I decide to turn it off. But my default attitude to a new Jurassic world installment is “sick, I’m gonna watch it, unless they go ape shit with the Reddit snark humor rendering it unwatchable”

>>212270669
...but why?
Even if it's CGI slop?

>>212270206
this nigga ugly

>they cast a fucking mutant over me?

>>212270130
>"I wuzz predator*zzzzz*"

I just hope his family’s getting residuals for the use of his likeness