What the fuck is this bullshit?

ITT: Chuds take the don't complain about science challenge (Difficulty: Impossible)

>>212266741 (OP)
Humilitation ritual for JP3

>>212266741 (OP)
Spinowokerus.

JP3 getting the Joker 2 treatment

>>212266853
>Make a cool design that outshines the original monster
>Everybody seethes and throws their shit for 20 years, trying to emasculate it at every turn
Spinochads, we they hate us cuz of what comes out of our anus (the trex we killed and ate)

So what the fuck is the spine sail for? As a kid I thought it used it as a weapon, but that's obviously retarded.

>>212266741 (OP)
Friendly Reminder than the real Spinosaurus looks like a giant elephant seal.

>>212267059
Dinosaurs aren't real

>>212267170
The question would still stand about a fictional design.

>>212266741 (OP)
Its a liopleurodon, Charlie! A magical liopleurodon!

>>212266741 (OP)
THEY CHANGED THE FOCKEN DIIIIINO SAAAAAURS

THEY MADE THEM WOOOOOKE

JUST BECAUSE YOU LITERALLY FIND MORE PARTS OF DINOS SO YOU CAN TELL WHAT THEY LOOKED LIKE DOESN’T MEAN YOU GET TO CHANGE HOW THEY LOOK! I KNOW WHAT THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE BECAUSE MOVIES TOLD ME THE TRUTH 20 YEARS AGO!

>>212267059
Thermoregulation probably. A sail full of blood vessels can cool off or heat up fast. It’s not really placed to be good for fat storage.

>>212266741 (OP)
living beings ain't supposed to look "cool",kid. The extinct ones were what they were and the living ones are heat they are. Deal with it. The 2001 Spino looks cool but it's FAR from being accurate

>>212267519
Based all-caps attention-seeker

>>212266762
If evolution creates such diverse species, then why do they all repeat the same 3 shapes?

>>212267202
I remember how heated an older thread got when I claimed modern scientists were conflating Spinosaurus with suchians (ancient crocodilians) or falsely presenting them as being related

>>212267170
brainless retard moron piece of shit idiot son of a fucking smelly hateful whore asshole dickhead faggot simp beta cuck loser

>>212267519
there's a serial incel on /an/ that's literally this post and he's been making threads for YEARS now screeching about how all feathered dinos are some chinese conspiracy to make the west trans and they always hit bump limit in a week (very fast for a board as slow as it) and the faggotass mods always allow them. so exasperating.

>>212266741 (OP)
An egyptian salamander.

>>212268003
>/an/
I've been coming to this site for 17 years and have never checked out that board. Time to change that

Is the movie worth watching at all? If the dino action is better than JW 2 and 3, I might watch it in 2 weeks.
Funnily enough, redditors are saying it’s the best Jurassic film after the original JP
>>212268003
Because he may actually be on to something.

>>212268003
he doesn't just blame the chinese. He also thinks that jews are somehow involved. Paleoschizo is a weird little faggot but somehow he's better than the constant dog vs cat threads

>>212266853
The fuck?

>>212266741 (OP)
looks great

reality