Im guessing this thing flopped?

>>212267731 (OP)
>TIME DIDN'T HEAL ANYTHING
lmao that's really the tagline they went with for this?

It’s really fucking bad

>>212267754
Taglines always suck ass, it makes me wonder why they even include them. Has there ever been a taglime that wasn't pure wank?

>>212267731 (OP)
Hard divide. Either you get insane copes and praise that it's Oscar worthy and belongs in the Criterion Collection or you loathe it for being a giant piece of shit. Beyond the opening scene the latter is more accurate.

>>212267794
In space no one can hear you scream

>>212267794
in space no one can hear you scream

>>212267794
>Taglines always suck ass, it makes me wonder why they even include them. Has there ever been a taglime that wasn't pure wank?

Seems fine
https://bloody-disgusting.com/movie/3886099/28-years-later-passes-100-million-at-the-worldwide-box-office/

>That makes 28 Years Later the highest grossing installment in the three-film franchise to date, with 28 Days Later ending its run with $74.9 million back in 2002 and sequel 28 Weeks Later coming along five years later and ending its own worldwide run with $72.3 million.

>>212267754
>TIME HEALED NOTHING
Same idea, better wording

>>212267731 (OP)
I saw it last night. The first half might be better than any of the previous movies. Second half was slow and the last act was weird.

How the fuck were the crawlers so fucking fat? They ate lean protein and crawled around all day. Even if they are 10kcal worth of worms every day the exercise would cancel it out and then some.

I know it's probably the script writer's fart sniffing commentary on society somehow but it first has to make sense to work in some level

>>212267818
>>212267825
FREN!!

>>212267870
Nice, much better wording. More direct, more punch.

>>212267874
>first half might be better than any of the previous movies

The movie should have been all about the soldiers.

>>212267987
Alternatively, entirely about the dad and son being stranded on the mainland and having to fight or flight their way back to the island.

>>212267987
>>212268242
Also, for all the fucking ridiculous faggots in these threads shilling about a “coming of age” story, have the dad get infected right before they get home and DC have the kid kill him.
I just wrote a better plot and climax in 2 posts than garland and Boyle did in 25 fucking years

>>212268242
You'd think they'd have a hidden row boat somewhere near the island, just in case a person gets stranded.

>>212267794
>This time it's personal

>>212267731 (OP)


You may run north jersey, but you don’t run your uncle junior! HOW MANY FUCKIN HOURS DID I SPEND PLAYING CATCH WITH YOU?

>>212268339
They don't want anybody on the island coming back.

>>212267731 (OP)
It failed to properly explore its themes.

>>212267880
I assumed they were more bloated than fat. Almost like corpses

>>212267731 (OP)
This is one of those zombie videos isn't it?

how does a naked rage infected human survive a british winter?

>>212268988
They just do ok?!? Stop asking questions, watch this adultery bad cancer bad movie! Power Rangers go!
T.boyle and garland

>>212268988
anon it often doesn't even go below freezing for most of the british winter. the country is more temperate than almost the entire US.

fix movie-
explain nothing about world , just show a plane in the air , and have islanders remark its first one seen in five years.
no Norwegian soldier , no guns,
no jimmy saville gang.
make it a mission movie(MMM), a group must leave island and go on an odessy for some reason, encountering various events ( the Dr ,alpha ,bloaters etc etc)
the group suffers losses and is chased back to island by herd , island defeats herd. another plane flies overhead and drops aid pallets
film ends

>>212269118
yeah british weather is basically some of the nicest on earth barring the constant rain, we don't really have an analogous mild climate like that in the US

>>212267794

MAKE MY DAY was a great one

Besides the quality of the film are there any divisive scenes outside of the parkour Jimmies? My favorite part of the series is the beginning of two where people were split on the dad being a piece of shit that abandons his woife and son or that his fight or flight self-preservation kicked in while also feeling his despair for not feeling like he could save them/they were done for thus running to the boat. Are there any scenes like that in this one?

>>212269478
>zombie cock
>rage infected zombie suddenly not raging while giving birth and holding hands having a moment
Those are two big ones. Basically they made the ragers dindu nuffins and the good guys.

>>212269304
Oh please. You ever tried survivng a winter night in Britain, while it's raining? I've been camping there once and had a night where I woke up in 4 layers of clothing, plus a sleeping bag, and I was shivering. Had to get a 2nd sleeping bag and double up to survive. The next morning the ground was icy and my drink bottle was frozen solid.

>>212267794
In space...no one can hear you scream.

Boyle goes on about how profitable 28 Days Later was years after it was released by constant screenings/Q&As. He was surprised by it. Then he bought the rights to it and here we are, a fresh movie. It will make money for him definitely. 28 Years Later will be remembered not as iconic but still gathering a cult like status Im sure.

>>212267731 (OP)
It's doing quite well.

>>212270910
umm no because according to my marvel tracking software it needs to hit...*checks calculations*.... 500m to break even

>>212270823
Yeah. Cult-like because you need to be a braindead retard to believe this film is any good. It doesn't even match up to 28 Weeks Later. And that was an inferior sequel to 28 Days.

>>212270983
your posts are tedious and no one here is stupid enough to think youre right

>>212269093
>>212268988
a more important question is how are those fat zombies getting so big off eating worms?

it's filtered thousands

I've seen it twice already
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciy_RJ2NePw

>>212267794
>it's 4am. do you know where your car is?

>>212267794
>if you steal 300k from the mob, it's not to robbery, it's suicide

>>212267794
>almost human. almost perfect. almost under control

>>212267794
>a comedy that proves love is a many gendered thing

This felt like a genuine fantasy story.
>little nice humble village
>the magic bridge
>a mysterious curse on mother
>spooky wizard in the forest who can save her

>>212270823

it was supposed to be a silly little horror movie to get himself back on his feet after the flops of The Beach and A Life Less Ordinary, instead it was the movie that truly launched his career

>>212267731 (OP)
Might break even

>>212271344
theres probably something to do even if not intentional

Is there a good pirate yet? Don't feel paying when reviews are so mixed.

>>212271411
no

>>212271411
the one that came out two weeks ago is fine if you feel so strongly not to pay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciy_RJ2NePw

BOOBS

BOOBS

BOOBS

BOUNCING UP AND DOWN AGAIN!

>>212271411
honestly I enjoyed it in the theatre

>>212271501
This BOOTS shit was so pretentious and had nothing to do with the film at all, not even metaphorically. Felt like artsy fartsy crap for the sake of being artsy fartsy. Maybe they just wanted to shove it in there after having it in the trailer.

Brits have been going into overtime to defend this trash, just like the monkey film. Currently 64% on Rotten Tomatoes.

>>212272181
>Maybe they just wanted to shove it in there after having it in the trailer.
pretty much. they were looking for something to play over the montage while walking on the causeway and Boyle reused it from the trailer. Boyle didnt make the trailer

>>212272181
you, like, don’t get it dude. it’s cause they’re like, walking and stuff.

>>212267731 (OP)
Is england minority white in this one or did the outbreak of a deadly disease prevent an even worse fate from happening in this fictional universe?

>>212272207
Brit here. It was fucking dreadful.

>>212271088
Eating bugs is actually good for you, everyone should be doing it.

>>212272207
I've never seen them cope this hard before. They are taking this smack in the face and asking for more. What a cucked people. Is it so bad over there that this is what they feel the need to hold up? Bloody hell as they say.

>>212267794
In space no one can hear you scream

This movie’s biggest sin is having a doctor say that a newborn can live for several days on water until it needs formula. A fucking DOCTOR doesn’t know that giving newborns water can easily kill them.

>>212272352
Thank you.

>>212272456
Well ya ever been to the NHS? That's fantastic by British standards.

>>212267794
Man is The Warmest Place to Hide

>>212267837
>$100,000,000 in 2024 is approximately $63,300,000 in 2003 dollars
Womp womp

>>212272424
well what do you expect? Its like an offshore American Colony without any of the good stuff.

>>212272490
Many such cases
https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2001/sep/15/taniabranigan
>A couple whose baby died of severe malnutrition because of their raw vegan diet were spared a jail sentence yesterday after an Old Bailey judge told them that the "crushing burden" of their guilt was the greatest punishment they could suffer.

>Nine-month-old Areni Manuelyan died in July last year of bronchopneumonia brought on by malnutrition, weighing just two-thirds of her expected weight at 5.2kg (about 11lb).

>>212272207
Everyone on this board loves this movie

>>212271088
How do they even find enough worms for a single day of energy. Worms dont just fuck around on topsoil unless its raining you have to dig pretty deep just to find one

>>212272824
>Worms dont just fuck around on topsoil unless its raining
>unless its raining
welcome to England. Today in the north it has been cloudy. this weekend we have rain (again)

just got home from the cinema.
the entire movie was a rollercoaster to me, some parts were excellent and enjoyable and some were too over the top or dumb.

the intro felt like something straight out of Crossed.

>>212267794
>taglines always suck
>

>>212268242
I thought that would be how it went
>go out on the trip
>can't make it back in time
>have to fight against humans and infected and mandatory "dude humans are the real monsters dude bro" in the face
>eventually make it back
>climatic battle on the pathway while the tide is rising
I was positively surprised in some ways, and dissappointed in others.

>>212269696
I liked that the movie didn't shy from showing pregnancy in this world, but both the baby being born healthy and uninfected and anyone touching it with anything but a 10 foot pole is retarded. I could understand it if you're someplace safe with resources, but you're in the wilderness in an area with infected and don't even have milk.
there is a crossed comic specifically about why having a newborn around in that kind of scenario is a VERY bad idea.

>>212267825
>>212272449
>>212270712
Jesus fucking Christ, read the thread before posting

>>212271344
Too bad it was heavily marketed as a horror movie in a series of horror movies

>>212267794
There are some gems but most are lazy or don't make much sense.

>>212273077
Well they were here first. Guess I can't argue with it much.

>>212267794

>>212272456
Tbf hes probably half brain dead from destroying his thyroid with all the iodine

>>212268988
The Alphas make them snuggle for warmth