>You're gonna need a nigger boat

>>212269657 (OP)
>implying nigger means bigger and better
based

>>212269657 (OP)
I am surprised I found a picture of one on a boat

Why can't blacks swim

>>212269723
You ever see a liquor store with a moat?

>>212269657 (OP)
Cringe
>>212269705
Dey hea

>>212269698
i guess thats the american way of interpreting it

>>212269657 (OP)

no matter what /tv/ says JAWS is *not* over rated. You have to imagine watching it for the 1st time without knowing the ending. Everything about the movie is perfect from mysterious quint and every man brody to the music score to the robot like behavior of the fake shark.

>>212269723
limited access to pools in their youth

>>212269657 (OP)
white smugglers operating in the Mediterranean sea talk like this

what's wrong with the boat we got?

>>212269723
Fatherlessness

>>212271600
If even that and I still say no way. On top of that you need professional swimming lessons in my opinion. At the risk of splitting hairs. Yes, no pools etc absolutely.

>>212271600
Statistically not the case, at all. The leading cause of lack of swimming ability is lack of a father.

>>212269657 (OP)

>I'm gonna need a bigger dreidel

>>212269723

Poor people can't afford swimming lessons.

>>212272970
>>212273343
>lessons
just float bro

>>212269705
She cute!

>>212269723
pools and beaches used to be whites only

We need some big big FUCKING GUNS

>>212269698
jew porn producer propaganda interpretation

>>212269657 (OP)
Me when I hook your mom on my hook while Im day drinking on a tuesday at a sleazy bar.

>>212274266
based dirkin

>>212269705
I guarantee they took the keys out.

>>212271494
I’m from Europe.

>>212269723
It vexes them.

>>212276762
>What's so great about Dick Durkin?

>>212269657 (OP)
Idiocracy really is a documentary. Seeing this thread pop up is like that scene where they time-lapse the fuddruckers sign to buttfuckers only slowly with op's retard posts getting worse over time. On the other hand ouch my balls is a better show than anything in the last decade.

>>212269657 (OP)
Time you acted like Jaws?

>>212276872
They become stupefied in the presence of a body of water.

>>212276938
I bit my brothers arm in the bathtub once.

>>212271578
- /tv/ doesn't think jaws is overrated
- you don't have to watch it the first time to enjoy it, it's very well written, acted and directed

>>212269657 (OP)
Are sharks allergic to niggers?

>>212277200
No he was just concerned with the lack of diversity on the boat

>>212273343
When I was 5 my aunt (basically big sister though) said alright you're ready to learn to swim and tossed me into the water

>>212271600
Completely unfounded nonsense to excuse the inherent idiocy of subhumans.

>>212277610
I had access to pools but ironically Jaws gave me a fear of sharks. I would always imagine the bastards following me, biting my legs and pulling me down under water

>>212269705
Well obviously she's on a boat, she can't swim

>>212269723
Sports bone. The same extra bone in their foot that makes them god's gift to putting things in baskets (balls, cotton) also makes swimming impossible. You can either dunk or not get sunk.

>>212271600
Just need mo pools for dem programs

>>212277379

*Picture of the USS Gerald R Ford suspended on cinder blocks*

>>212269657 (OP)
Seems oddly specific but here she is.

>>212273343
kek i work at a hotel with a pool and twice a week we have free swimming lessons for children and you see all kinds of races come in with their chidgren

>>212277369
thats how my dad got my older sister to learn to swim, never did it to me and flash forward 30 years and I am an absolutely terrible swimmer that sinks after 15 seconds. I didn't mind my inability but seeing my dad get wasted and basically tell me he failed me because I can't even swim was pretty heavy

>>212277917
Made for BBC

>>212269723
Hippos. In Africa you can’t get in water more than waist deep without being killed by a hippo so their ancestors never learned to swim. Hippos also attack anyone they hear building a wheel.

>>212278013
You're just over thinking it. You ever ride a bicycle? Just do that & make yourself flat for more surface area. Doggy paddling ain't even bad.

I have taught people to swim before. Get them to where they can float on their back at will. Once they can do that they pretty much master dog paddling all on there own once they have control of the saftey net of being able to float. Takes 10 min

>>212276938
I've chewed on whippets and sunk a boat

>>212269698
leftoid don’t bring their sexual obsession with niggers in every thread challenge: impossible

>>212278241
No one said anything about their massive cocks.

>>212277917
>BARRICADO
did English seriously not have a word for barricade yet at that point? It's such an obvious defensive structure.

>>212278110
part of it is deathly fear, I'm a great bicyclist though ironically my neighbor got me to learn that. I've never been able to float, whether treading water or floating on my back, my body seems to be the opposite of buoyant. Everytime I've ever swam I could go maybe 10 feet and then if I wasn't touching the ground after that I enter panic mode

>>212278359
Classic case of little bitch lungs. Many such cases.

>>212278359
fill your lungs with air and hold it. You will float. Lie on your back and let out air until you just start to sink and draw in air from there. Then, breathe normally. Congratulations! You are now white.

>>212269657 (OP)
>spielberg
>berg
Could it be??

>>212278078
>Hippos also attack anyone they hear building a wheel
true, also i hear they savage anyone even attempting to begin developing a written language

>>212278029
Rhodochiton atrosanguineus is a herbaceous perennial vine[2] native to Mexico. It has been cultivated as an ornamental plant since at least 1836.[3]
Rhodochiton atrosanguineus has been known colloquially in the UK as the "black man's willy"

>>212278078
Do they not what them to advance? Where Hippos planted there as a bio weapon by extra terrestial Jews

>>212278920
In English, ESL Doc?

>>212279347
>Do they not want them to advance? Were Hippos planted there as a bio weapon by extra terrestial Jews?

>>212278271
you’ve never fooled anyone

>>212269657 (OP)
To stop the Great White Supremacist menace?

>>212278469
maybe he's just swedish?

>>212278013
Nice blog

>>212271578
>what if a shark but bigger than usual wanted to eat you
wow amazing

>>212278078
This little hippo fuck is always trying to murder people.
He's a bad apple and they they should put him out of his misery before he gets big enough to finish the job.

>>212276968
what did she mean by this

>>212269657 (OP)
>WHOOooOOAAaa HE move away from camera FAST
>sharkie BIIGGGGGGGG
Fuck the 70s

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