All the reviews i've seen of Rebirth say it sucks ASS

Did they really drop the ball with this one?

Girlboss?

it is BETTER then fallen kingdom or dominion at least

>>212270517
the daughter clone nonsense and dinos out in the world (except it's only used for one scene and is nonsense) are vastly more retarded than Nedry being the only tech guy on site andthe CEO piloting a helicopter on a dangerous mission or the Park having no contingency against an actual dino rampage
Even mutant dinos for military shit is more believable

>>212270455 (OP)
OH MY GOD HAVE YOU HEARD THE LATEST BUZZ ON THE LATEST MEDIA PROPERTY GOING AROUND ON THE TOP SOCIAL MEDIA SITES?????????

>>212270455 (OP)
>All the reviews i've seen of Rebirth say it sucks ASS
It is watchable, but yes, it is bad.

>>212270455 (OP)
>Calls himself film school dad
>Can't give criticism further than I was boooooored

>>212270517
>at least this pile of shit isn't rancid

>JP1
>kids are fun and normal
>JW
>kids are autistic and annoying
>JW+
>kid is literally a daughter clone (and still annoying)

Billy bros...

>>212270455 (OP)
>empty plot, empty characters, is not frightening
So it's exactly like the last 6 movies but at least the action is shot well and it looks good. Ergo, critics dislike it because it's not a deep drama or whatever and the general audiences will enjoy it because all they want is Dino action.

>>212270455 (OP)
I feel like a lot of these "reviews" come from turdworlders. Makes sense since there's like 10k shitters to every 1 white person online.

>>212270975
these "third worlders" are the higest IQ people in the world

hell, the average IQ in america is 86 while the average IQ in india is 145

wow I'm shoccked