>*Gets bored and walks away*
Here's your blockbuster movie climax monster fight bro

They're just making it Resident Evil Park at this point.

why does that porpoise have legs

>>212275466 (OP)
They left him alive for the sequel

These aren't the mutated frogs that Grant envisioned

>>212275466 (OP)
great, another penis for a head like alien, just what the world needs now.

>Same type of body/limbs as Cloverfield monster and Mutos
Were they all designed by the same pajeet?

>>212275466 (OP)
Yeah but can he open doors though?

>>212275466 (OP)
>hydrocephalus dinosaur
why?

>>212275466 (OP)
Jurassic Park inspired countless kids and teenagers to become paleontologists.
Meanwhile, in Trump's America, Jurassic Park movied are about mutant kaijus.

Fuck Trumo. Don't just assassinate him; kidnap & torture him. Kill all anti-science chuds.

Kids will ask this for christmas.

>>212275554
He was serving the youthful porpoise

retardasaurus lookin ass

>>212275466 (OP)

>>212278054
It took the power of genetical engineering to make a T-rex that could paint his own house.

>>212275466 (OP)
Aliens ripoff.

hes far too ascended to care about these simple hairless primates

>>212277064
Trump was a better choice than Kamala. End of story.

>>212275466 (OP)
Looks like a that coomer jak but he jacks his two dicks with both arms.

>>212275466 (OP)
they were wise to hide this mess from the ads

seeing this makes me want to NOT see the movie

if they are random nonsense monsters instead of DINOSAURS then what's the point?

you know that JP World has Spider-Man making tech right? how about they make Spider Mans to fight the genetic monsters?

>>212277119
Kids will just ask for the new T-Rex toy like always

>>212277119
Nazi salute dinosaur wasn't on my bingo.

>>212277064
typical homicidal troon

>>212279293
Movie they should have made.

I'm surprised they didn't kill it off in a big dino battle at the end like happened at the end of every other JW movie. The end of Dominion was especially stupid.

It's literally Dino Crisis starring an old blonde instead of a young redhead

>>212277119
Is that thing dabbing?

>>212276825
And the Demigorgon and the creatures from Quiet Place

God modern hollywood sucks

>>212278752
>economy is literally freefalling cause Trump is a moron
sure........

>>212277064
based and true

>>212275509
DinoCrisis

>>212277119
Me when mommy says I can't have any nuggies because I took a grumpy dumpy on the floor

Tes

>>212275466 (OP)
The toy actually looks way less retarded. Hmm.

>>212276825
>>212279672
.... I'm starting to think they are trying to tell us something actually.

>>212277064
The Current Thing is the problem always when it's not the solution!

>>212277119
ngl that is freakin cool dude and if you don't like it your a gaywad, or even worse, a girl

>>212280231
KEK
>>212281188
The toy unironically looks way cooler than the thing in the movie

>>212275466 (OP)
Ugly + pointless, a perfect rep of current Hollywood

>>212275509
how do you market this for children?

>>212275509
They should be trying to copy Dino Crisis.

>>212275466 (OP)
Nah it's entrance with eating the helicopter was kino. Sorry.

>>212279405
>takes sniper fire to eyes

>>212282350
>scaled so a full size helicopter looks like a drumstick in its hand
>next scene its scaled down hold a single person in its hand

They needed to have Scar-Jo perform this in the movie
https://wwwDOTfanfiction.net/s/9613949/1/The-Chase

>>212277064
TRVKE

>>212277119
Looks like Ricky Berwick

>>212282397
Shills defend this

>>212282865
he's just a chill guy

>>212277064
>Jurassic Park inspired countless kids and teenagers to become paleontologists.
I assure you, that was not for the best.

>>212275466 (OP)
>Ma own fookin dinosaur just walks away

>>212279405
Now THESE are like real animals.

>>212279698
>Everything tripled in price under biden
Okay tranny. Even the fucking demonrats know why they lost.

>>212277064
dilate

>>212277119
wat

>212277064
(((They))) are going to delete your post for speaking the truth

>>212283224
based

>>212277119
30+ yo millennials will

>>212277119
Why does this dude have a landfill in his cuck closet?

>>212284043

>>212275509
That would actually be a great idea, but it needs to be its own original IP instead of ruining an existing one like how jurassic world did

>>212284228
true kino

>>212279405
i would give my two left nuts to see this

>>212277364

>>212279698
Nigga, the stock market hit record highs for 3 straight days this week and inflation is down 5 basis points vs this same time 4 years ago. Reports just came out the Fed is getting ready to drop interest rates for the first time since COVID.

Terrible movie. It is very clearly another edited Biden era movie. They simply cut the overt wokery and faggotry but overall it's cucked as fuck. Plus, the symbolism wasn't lost on me. Every time the family came in, it's warm and bright and colorful and each time there's another step in evolution walking behind them, like the first creature to walk on land, and then the salamander, and so on, signifying the correct kind of progress, brown people.

Also, why was the daughter such a tremendous unlikeable brash abrasive cunt? At least the boy learned to man up. The bitch stayed a bitch.

>>212282865
They banned me for posting this

>>212275466 (OP)
Racked.com

Why is it so hard for (((Hollywood))) to come up with cool creature designs?

>>212275466 (OP)
VAXXED

>>212277119
Kids will ask for the 1997 Bull T-Rex™.

He looks like a based retard

>>212286618
>cloverfield body
>wendigo head with some arms because why not
>cool

>>212277119
Tard Rex

fuck Jurassic Park. When are we getting a proper Dinotopia movie?

>>212279405
I think that cannon firing would shatter the dino's pelvis.

>>212286618
Make your own movies, you eternal cuck. Quit relying on your masters to serve you slop

>>212276825
>Mutos
Same director.

>>212278566
Ripoff deez nuts.

>>212289226
Never because pedowood will have to make it about trannies and why fucking babies is cool and anyone that disagrees is a nazi.

>>212277119
looks like a peepeepoopoo monster

>>212275466 (OP)
Z-Rex is just like me fr fr

They could have contained him with a giant iPad and some fidget spinners. stoopid scientists

The last jurassic park movie I watched was the 4th one. QRD on why the dinoalien exists?

>>212282002
make him eat pizza and play fortnite

>>212289782
Just a failed hybrid experiment that made a mutated and malformed T-Rex basically. Probably a first attempt at making the Indominus Rex or something.

>>212277119
Everybody wants a dickhead rex for Christmas.

>>212275466 (OP)
>>212289632
>the dinosaur that is supposed to be an ugly mutated abomination looks like an ugly mutated abomination
>/tv/cels: "THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!!"

>>212286618
that's literally the same shape as the D Rex except without a tail

>>212275466 (OP)
I was surprised it didn't get killed in the end, and I'm curious what that means for the inevitable sequel

>>212289782
It's supposed to be a botched creation. A deformed t-rex. The give the stupid explanation of "they spend 72 million dollars creating it" for why it wasn't euthanized.

>>212289875
I want a redemption arc. he's cute in a ugly-baby Stitch way. If they sincerely tried to make him marketable, he could be huge

>>212289847
/tv/ is just tumblreddit: the board. There's no winning with these whiny consoomercucks

Why is there a need to constantly introduce these stupid hybrid dino creatures when there's so many other dinosaurs the franchise has neglected or never introduced? The majority of the franchise has just focused on the T-Rex and fake raptors. There hasn't even been an actual action scene with a triceratops that wasn't 5 seconds, and they're one of the most well known dinosaurs.

>>212289782
Toadline got in the dinosaur business, that's their first attempt at a SMASHED and SLAMMED T-rex

>>212279450
That's good, killing off the "villain" dinosaur is cliche, it was weird that the audience was expected to celebrate the death of the allosaurus in dominion when it's just an animal following its nature just like the T-Rex. Though I guess still fucking weird because of all the dinosaurs to be spared it was this abomination.

>>212290137
meant to say giganotosaurus

>See, you press on it's back and it makes a dinosaur noise.

>>212278054
They really should’ve
>ditched the little vestigial arms
>Kept the beluga whale brain
>This makes it uber smart
Then it would be a slightly freakier t-rex but the horror element comes from it’s bigger brain making it more tactical and cunning

I've already painted mine up to an extent. I feel like I need to add some more but it looks so different in different lighting I really don't know what to do.

>>212289226
I was just going to post this exact image and comment.

It got a B cinemascore, it's literally over.

>>212277119
>Dabs on the haters
WTF I love Jurassic slop now??

>>212277119
>mom notices the head movement
>buys one for herself

>>212275466 (OP)
rancor looking ass

>>212286618
Fun movie

>>212289226
My nigger
Peak aesthetic

>>212291224
>mom where is my dino toy?
>oh sweetie mommy put it in the dishwasher again it will be out soon!

>>212290200
I was about to call you something really mean.

>>212286060
He doesn’t have a job he has no idea.

>>212289226
i always wondered why some of the kids got to ride the dinos and others didn't
what made them so goddamn special
fuck you gurney

>>212289226
Me want dino riders.

I got this T-rex for my birthday in 1994, it was so fucking cool. one of the best toys i ever got as a kid besides the Batman Forever batmobile. until some kid bent the tail, ripped off an arm and threw it in a puddle. it never worked after that.

>>212291224
>i know a certain dino thats sleeping with mommy tonight

>>212291849
the Lost world one wasn't as cool and i didn't like the gimmick.

>>212290137
Nah this movie desperately needed more action. The final battle needed the spinos vs the d Rex. Or something cool

>>212291983
the lost world toys tried too hard with the neon colors. kind of like that line of "chaos effect" dinosaurs released at the same time. all i wanted were some screen accurate dinos and vehicles. the new "hammond collection" line are fucking great though, everything i wish i had under the christmas tree as a child.

>brazil and indonesia take over the world because their dino troopers are superior
>africa still can’t do anything on their own

>>212289901
The excuse was that as long as they didn't euthanize it but instead just left it on an island as "ongoing research", their accountants wouldn't have to explain to the stockholders the disappearance of 72 million dollars

>>212291849
I had the same one but the tail was bent because they put it into too small packaging so they could fit more boxes on the toystore shelves.