I'm watching Predator (1987)

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>>212276113 (OP)
I'm nowhere near a screen right now. Enjoy predator for me, soldier, enjoy the fuck out of it. *sheds tear*

Billy slipped on his own blood and fell off. Predator never touched him.

My son asked to watch this last night. He's 5.

>>212276404
There's a VERY sexist joke about female genitalia which he MUST not see, so be ready with fast forward if you want him to grow up respecting women

Everything else is fine

>>212276476
I just told him and his little sister to close their eyes when they find the helicopter crew. They've seen it before. They know everything on TV is fake. They understand TV is fake to the degree my son doesn't believe the animals in nature documentaries are real

>>212276113 (OP)
many such cases

My favorite film ever. I've watched it three and half times already.

>>212276113 (OP)
Geez you got a big bussy.

A good choice. One of Arnold's better movies.

>>212276534
So what does your son say when you try explaining to him the documentaries are as real as you filming anything with your own phone?

>>212278015
He just looks at me for a bit and says "Mommy's boyfriend says you aren't a man."

>>212278015
He just reasserts that he wishes the animals were real. By he's five I mean he's 5 next month. I'll take him knowing TV is bullshit as a core belief as a win.