>>212281694A lot of people are born mentally retarded these days. And since they are born to a mentally retarded mother who doesn't understand what mental retardation is, the mother instead chooses to make up some shitty headcanon about satanic posession and uses that crutch as an explanation to why their offspring is acting out (conveniently allowing the mother to continue drinking, smoking and otherwise destroying herself while still masquerading as a faithful paragon). The offspring grows up to be a mentally retarded adult who believes they can control their mental retardation by praying to madeup skydaddy harder than everyone else so as to scare the demons away (just like retard mommy taught them to). Since these people are absolutely unemployable and are an economic plight, the church convinces them that it is their destiny to "spread the Lord's word", which is a lie designed to keep the retard occupied so they don't destroy their immediate society.