post movies that didn't deserve to flop

Waterworld

>made Elminster black
>no Larloch
No it deserved to flop

>>212278305 (OP)
stupid le wacky zany reddit marvel shit

>>212278305 (OP)
Saw this the other day and was pleasantly surprised. The Bradley Cooper cameo got a good chuckle out of me.

>>212278305 (OP)
>cool knights on full plate armor are fodder
Why is this so common in movies?

>>212278422
>made Elminster black
What? Did I miss something?
I dont remember him showing up in the film, I thought he just smashed African pussy at some point in the past.
Considering the amount of exotic people he's fucked I dont think thats too surprising either

>>212278305 (OP)
>quips
>unfunny joke
>more quips
I turned it off after twenty minutes because it was absolutely insufferable.

>>212278305 (OP)

>>212278305 (OP)
I heard there was a very cute tiefling in this movie.

>>212278887
No, this one was terrible and the marketing was dishonest. It would have been fine if it had been about the boy who traveled to the futuristic city at the beginning of the movie, but the rest of the movie takes place in our time.

>>212279129
There was, but unfortunately they had to recast her with Sophia Lillis

>>212278305 (OP)
can we post good films instead OP?

For me, it's The Signal (2007)

>>212278305 (OP)
Yeah I liked it way more than I thought I would.
>>212279014
This movie is rad.

>>212278305 (OP)
You first OP

>>212278305 (OP)
Hated how muttified it was, but I did enjoy it far more than I thought it would
If they do a sequel I will watch and I will complain about how blacked it is, because it will be

>>212279302
>girlboss replacement of white male hero didn't deserve to flop
Meds.

>>212279211
When did you first realize you were gay?

John Carter
The Lone Ranger
Blade Runner/2049

>>212278894
Except that’s how DnD is

>>212278875
>I dont remember him showing up in the film
Then you're retarded. One of the mutt main characters speak to him several times, and is a descendant of Blackminster.

>>212279262
>the police weren't racist, it was just one uppity cop (who was really racist) so everyone chill
Who the fuck was this film aimed at?

>>212279524
hell yeah

>>212279320
I only minded the daughter but mostly because she couldn’t act at all and was yes clearly a diversity insert

>>212279302
unironically true
it was leagues better than Fury Road

>>212279355
>uses the term "girlboss"
>tells others to take meds

>>212278875
The ones that insist this movie isn't woke are the ones that can't even pay attention. Imagine my surprise.

>>212278305 (OP)
It was stupid &shit and totally deserved to flop

>>212279717
The Elminster he speaks to turns out to be a mirror of himself, it's not the real elminster, who he's never met.

>>212278305 (OP)

>>212279910
Then why is Simon a black Elminster?

>>212279905
I'm sorry you hate fun, Anon.

>>212279129
And predictably she gets paired with a black man, which you'll of course ignore to continue shilling. Have some fucking self-respect.

>>212279524
This is okay, but Joss Whedon's input makes it slightly worse.

>>212279717
Buddy, I think YOU'RE the retard here. Did you even watch the film?
>Nog sorcerer is talking to one of his "ancestors"
>Never named
>Literally turns out to be a projection of his own insecurities. The guy doesn't exist. It's just him aged 70 years.
>Credited as "Ethereal Plane Sorcerer" in the film
Yes its retarded that the black dude is a descendant of Elminster, but Elminster is still an old white guy that looks suspiciously like Ed Greenwood.
You dont need to invent reasons to hate nu DnD you dumb faggot

>>212279942
>unironically being a racist in 2k25
grow up

>>212280162
>Have some fucking self-respect.
You didn't take the advice

>>212278305 (OP)
It deserved to flop and bomb it did.

>>212279355
>Make woke reboot and prequel
>Both are commercial flops
Many such cases. No Mel, no party.

>>212280016
Anon, there was unfortunately even a children's book that confirmed this shit.

>>212280235
I don't GAF, it worked.

Why are you threatened by this?

>>212278305 (OP)
what the fuck happened to women.
all the men in this poster look so much more beautiful than the women.
like photoshopped perfect skin.
meanwhile the women have like every pore and pimple left on.

>>212278305 (OP)
wokens and dragons definitely deserved to flop

>>212279014
Basoomed.

>>212280335
>it worked
Then why are you complaining that it flopped

>>212280335
Why are you a little cuck?

>>212278305 (OP)
Pic related

>>212280312
Which one? There's like a dozen from what Im seeing
>>212280353
Nothing happened to women, you can find girls 10x more beautiful at conventions or working at your local grocery store.
Hollywood freaks stopped hiring pretty girls, thats it.

>>212279211
When did you first realize you were based?

>>212278396
This, I'm not sure what people didn't like about it.

>>212278396
Also they still do live Waterworld shows at Universal Studios Hollywood so they know the setting is profitable

>>212278396
Not an old enough boomer to have been around then but reading up on it the press were so firmly against Costner that they were shitting on it way before it came out

>>212280235
>Goldstein

>>212279942
I’m not thrilled about it but I’m not going to ostracize her for something she had no control over.

>>212280820
>OMG GUYS THAT'S A JEWISH NAME I HECKIN NOTICED A PATTERN HERE THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT AND I AM VERY SMART

>>212281211
You seem upset

>>212278887
Everything with George Clooney in deserves to flop because he fucking sucks.
>>212279822
Worst opinion ever.

>>212281805
Your point? I'm not allowed to be a little upset at all the antisemitism on this board?

>>212278305 (OP)

>>212279302
Why on earth did they both choose to have such cheap CGI in certain scenes, AND advertise it?

Finally gave it a shot because I heard it's more a war movie I was pleasantly surprised how not-shit it was. More of a genuine post apocalypse depiction that was about as in your face grilboss feminist as the last movie, rather than woke slop. The god awful outsourcing CGI and effects aren't even that prominent, it even looks quite good in places, but you wouldn't know it looking at the ad strategy.

>>212281929
No

>>212281929
Sure, but calling Johnathan Goldstein by his name isn't political

>>212282188
I wouldn't worry about the guy you're replying to. He's either A. baiting or is B. genuinely mad
If its A. whatever
If its B. then that's fucking funny. Millennials / Boomers have no idea whatsoever just how woke Zoomers / Alphas are getting to the J question

>>212278305 (OP)
Enjoyable af

All males either some form of dipshit or villain. Still tolerable

>>212279940
It wasn't anything close to fun wtf you talking about

>>212279302
its better in the black n chrome edition.

whatever happened to the schizo that was shitting up every thread about this flick?

Shoot 'Em Up

A film that equates action movies with cartoons. The main character is based on Bugs Bunny, the main villain is based on Elmer Fudd. Guns have the power of Popeye's fists. The movie is anti-gun despite making guns out to be the coolest things in the world but it doesn't matter, this movie is remembered as "I heard it sucks" and not the cult classic it deserves to be.

>>212281929
You should also be mad about all of the homophobia because you are a massive faggot on top of being a slimy kike.

>>212278305 (OP)
That movie is woke faggot filth. Newfag snark-based DnD.

still hurts

>>212285085
Thanks for reminding me anon. Might give it a rewatch tonight, not often you find this caliber of kino.

>>212278305 (OP)
waterworld postman super mario bros
event horizon if it flopped (not sure but it was on tv a lot so i assume so)

>>212278305 (OP)
i came across this without even knowing it existed and loved it. pretty disappointed there are no more. The other one i liked was that king arthur movie with Charlie hunnan or whatever

>>212285159
I rewatched it the other day to prep my wet noodle for Darktide's Arbites dlc

>>212286355
>Darktide's Arbites dlc
i'm already so fucking sick of hearing them shout "lexmate" this and "lexmate" that, I've quit multiple matches that had me teamed with nothing but arbitrators, I wish fatshark wasn't so fucking incompetant and would let us filter classes

>>212278396
Even The Postman was a decent movie. I don’t know who Costner pissed off after Dances With Wolves but like all of media viciously went after him and mocked him for the entire mid to late 90s.

>>212280446
I dunno, I thought this was unwatchable.

>>212279936
Simon is descended from Elminster. Think very, very hard about Elminster, Anon. Do you really, truly believe it's impossible that Elminster wouldn't have banged a black chick at some point in his 2,000 years of life?

>>212286388
It is troublesome to be sure but I still think a full party of Arbites is badass all the same
bought the game itself just to play as Arbites just because I like Dr3Dd and Judge Dredd (comics) that much

>>212279822
most retarded take

>>212283765
He probably went back to posting family guy shit

>>212279764
THIS
fuck the critics

>>212278305 (OP)
fat dragon kino

>>212278305 (OP)
pic unrelated? Worst movie to suffer from the "everything is a comedy now" marvel curse.

>>212278305 (OP)
Wrong hasbro owned IP movie, anon.

>>212279932
I’ve seen better performances on the play ground than Armie Hammers attempt at a generically Russian guy in this movie. It’s so fucking bad.

>>212287915
Eggers worst. By far.

>>212278305 (OP)
i dont think it was great, but it wasnt as bad as i imagined it would be.

>>212279014
with how bad the marketing was this seems like intentional sabotage, also whoever decided to just call it John Carter instead of the full title is a retard

>>212279302
Mediocre

>>212281211
Oy vey

>>212278305 (OP)
Okay you start.

>>212280446
This wasn't very good. Not even a okay movie

>>212286355
>Having to replay lower levels on your already too powerful characters so you can try the new quest
>New class is just a veteran with a ccing wolf
>New class cost 12 dollarinos
Very gay dlc, probably won't play Darktide again for a year or so then realise again I gotta face roll low level maps and stop playing. Not sure if Fatshark is the whole problem but god damn this update is a dumpster fire.

>>212278305 (OP)
why is yidwood incapable of making a medieval/fantasy story that feels like its part of the proper milieu

>>212291641
Whedoncut > Snydercut
Change my mind

>>212278875
The black half elf sorcerer is descended from Elminster. He appears when he tries to use the mcguffin helmet

Movie about black elf gfs when

>>212291774
This. It really annoys me how every D&D movie has to be a goofy comedy with black people. D&D is generic fantasy and it needs to be done as such.

>>212278305 (OP)
It was exactly the kind of reddit quip slop /tv/ normally hates. What made this special? It was the redhead, wasn't it?

>>212293218
Because it's a Forgotten Realms story, which are very, very rarely dead serious. Take a look at the games for proof - all of them, except maybe Mask of the Betrayer, are chock-full of jokes, quips, pop-culture references, literary references etc.

>>212287045
>>212287915
Both were retarded.

let it go OP, i dont think the retard posts here anymore

>>212281211
>>212281929
Its anudder shoah!

>>212279318
Was this character the faggot director's self-insert, or the boy he thinks about butt fucking when he wanks?

>>212283882
Whoever put together the trailer for this needs to be blacklisted, holy shit.

>>212278305 (OP)
>ugly woke pozzed insincere dogshit product #54424543434 must be redeemed!
KYS, faggot

>>212278305 (OP)
>ethnic salad in fantasy
GET WOKE GO BROKE

>>212291836
>Whedoncut > Snydercut
Shorted snydershit > longer snydershit
It's a given

>>212279942
Whats this obsession with black men? Do you want to fuck the black man instead? Jealousy will get you nowhere, anon.

>>212283765
Paramount bump-harvesting shill(paid marketer, stop devaluing the word "accidentally")

>>212281959
how long do I have to wait to watch this for it to be enjoyable?