Realistically how do you respond to this?

>>212283397 (OP)
My heart is full of chungus sauce from too many lonely nights *sigh*

God that girl was hot. Unrealistic that Don didn't fuck her when she threw herself at him.

>No woman to lay on my chest and hear my heartbeat
It's never been more over bros

>>212283397 (OP)
>Realistically how do you respond to this?

"The best way to hear it is skin to skin if you're really that curious about it"

>>212283397 (OP)
>Okay. Take a listen.

>you have a heart murmur and will die at the tender age of 55
how do you respond

>>212283397 (OP)
>pull out engorged, pulsating dick
>slap it on her face
"hear that heartbeat now?"

>>212283397 (OP)
rip it out and give it to her

>>212285823
People with heart conditions get ED earlier in life. You should look into that.

>>212283397 (OP)
>Shit bitch, you must think I'm sick
>Just get down on your knees, and such this big white dick!

>>212283397 (OP)
>*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
>Oops, I thought you said you wanted to hear my fart.
>*winks at camera*

>>212285776
I had a heart murmur when I was born, but it allegedly healed in a few weeks after I was born. I still kinda worry about it. My doctor says my heart is healthy, but recently I've had to start taking pills for hypertension and I'm deebly conserned... It might blow a gasket or some shit.

>>212283397 (OP)
>No! It's mine! And only i can listen to it!

>>212285916
Pills for hypertension are not enough. Lifestyle change is the main thing. This is what Tina Turner's doctor did not tell her. Also, she was really old.

>>212283397 (OP)
>Funny thing about my heart is that it's located in my cock!
>funnyjonahhillface.png

>>212286027
what's tina turner got to do with it?

My heart? Ah yes *unzips penis*

>>212285317
>>212283397 (OP)
only girl that has ever done that to me was a 5'1 indian woman who worshiped me because I was white

>>212283397 (OP)
Mom says it my turn to listen to the hearts.

>>212286027
I'm in my early forties, and I've been dealing with many new family problems (on top of the old ones) for the last four months. I started drinking a little more than I usually do as a result. But I'm an otherwise healthy dude, and I work everyday walking, standing, carrying heavy shit, up and down stairs, everyday. I take my blood pressure everyday, and the meds have improved it greatly. I cut out most of the salt and fat from what I eat, but it's still an adjustment of lifestyle.

>>212283397 (OP)
The best way to hear my heart is putting it on thumping vein on my dick..

Would let her suck my dick or smash./ It was a different time