>What are you doing?
>Uh, I'm cutting vegetables. I'm cutting the vegetables?
>No! You waste energy and time! You think cooking is a cute job, eh? Like Mommy in the kitchen? Well, Mommy never had to face the dinner rush when the orders come flooding in, and every dish is different and none are simple, and all of them have different cooking times, but must arrive at the customer's table at exactly the same time, hot and perfect! Every second counts, and you cannot be Mommy!

>proceeds to shove a zucchini up his ass
wtf is her problem

>>212284431
My kids really liked that part

>>212284431
What are you talking about? That's not a thing that happened.

uh oh is somebody gonna post it?

>>212284583
it was in the directors cut

Her behaviour in this movie makes a lot more sense when you get a little experience in the warzone and realise that like all serious professionals she's booty-bumping 8balls and sleeping 2 hours a night

>>212284590

>>212284701

>>212283848 (OP)
tldr
now post it

>>212284650
Semper Fry

>>212284701
you just fucked up

>>212284701
why are there two pornographic images based on ratatouille.

God decided to make rats the thing that everything eats/experiments on and just as a joke he gave them the biggest balls imaginable in order to make them constantly horny

>>212283848 (OP)
i like the Pixar credits blooper where remy screams and a eagle rips his top torso clean off his body. Emil is also a homosexual this was in the Director's Cut as well

Pixar is dead. Please don't post this pornographic meme any longer, this being Pixar's only lasting legacy.

>>212284785
>two

>>212283848 (OP)
This and The Bear remind me of my workplace. Even though it's not an eating establishment.

>>212284792
Despite all that the rats persist
Truly some of gods most honorable creatures

>>212283848 (OP)
I haven't seen this movie so just going off this scene but I love this kind of boss lady. I almost had one like this but she would always dial it back and I would be disappointed. One day.

>>212284785
Huh?

>>212285104
>waiter, there's hair in my soup

>>212284431
its how all chefs become initiated in the cold harsh cooking world

>>212283848 (OP)
My mommy was an executive chef at as county club where five star generals and owners of sports teams frequentéd. I worked there too. Problem?

>>212286444
Did you win busboy of the year

>>212286444
is you name zach

>>212286941
no but he is the bussyboy of the year.

>>212283848 (OP)
>strong woman
>weak man
Why do people like this movie?

I wish a french woman with a big nose would yell at me

>>212284583
It happened. I saw it. I was there.

>>212283848 (OP)
Why are chefs so fucking insufferable? They act as if they are fucking rockstars serving in a war when most of them just make sugary goyslop. Do you really like the taste of this cooking or is it all the sugar you packed into the sauce?

warning: guys!! dont open the porn posted in this thread!! i thought but itd be porn of the cute girl in the webm but its actually porn of the rat!! dont open it!! you will regret it like i did!!

>>212287317
She was attractive and has sex with him, which makes it ok

>>212287317
They're actually a good combo because she's clearly autistic and doesn't behave like a regular woman, so unlike cunts who would only be into him because he's the kid of a celeb and owns a four star restaurant she developed genuine feelings for him, thus he dodged a bullet because he's now in no danger of simping for a gold digging cunt despite having the prime personality for it.

>>212288143
But why do I seldom find gifs in threads about this movie? Only the spiro sub?

>>212288439

>>212289336
it's that easy

>>212287514
Because they are good at working a difficult job. You can't do it.

>>212289336
rapeattouille

>>212285104
I recognize that soup!