>I know hundreds of people worked countless hours to find this necklace worth over a hundred million dollars that my fiance who I cheated on gave me, however in remembrance to a homeless drifter who I had a fling with 70 years ago I'm gonna just dump it into the ocean.

What the fuck was Rose thinking here?

>>212286033 (OP)
She was being romantic
>but thats not le fair
Existence is VIOLENCE

This movie unironically made me hate women and boomers.

>autistic anon doesn't understand romance

28 years and STILL the chuds are seething
Bravo, Cameron

>>212286033 (OP)
You'll never matter more to a woman than the first plucky homeless guy she fucks to spite you.

I went into the movie Titanic blind. Didn't see the trailers or anything. I totally called it that the ship would hit and iceberg and sink, but Kate Winslet would survive. Like, two hours before it happened.

>Ocean explorer, have I ever told you about my former fiancé, Caledon Hockley? He once took me on a luxurious trip aboard the most majestic vessel created by man. A great man of many virtues and success, he used to pamper me and shower me with expensive gifts, basically treating me like a Queen. Oh, he loved me so very dearly and with utter loyalty, this made me hate his guts and thus I was even considering suicide just to escape from his kindness and affection. I showed him how grateful I was by cheating on him with a poor lower-class bum, who hadn't taken a bath in month and had achieved nothing of worth in his entire life. After spreading my legs for him, I watched him die horribly in freezing water, from the comfort of a piece of wood that had room for two but that I kept only for myself. I'm telling you this, because even though I've only known this bum for a couple of days and I now have a loyal husband, loving children and grandchildren, even to this day, the thrill of cheating with a dirty no-gooder just to spite Cal and watching the life escape from his eyes as his body shut down from agonizing hypothermia is still the best memory of my life and still gives my old vagina shivering tingles. I stole one of Cal's most valuable diamond necklaces, but not before leaving him a gratuitous letter filled with poisonous insults, and after we made it back to shore, I never talked to him again. Cal killed himself shortly afterwards due to financial distress. Although the diamond necklace is still to this day worth an immense fortune and holds significant historical value for you, I just threw it in the ocean on a whim 5 minutes ago. Did you know it belonged to the great King Louis XVI? I can't imagine the trouble Cal went through just to obtain it for me. He was a good fiancé.

So why didn't she just jump in the ocean herself?
Still saving herself for someone better?

>>212286033 (OP)
>I lead a team of hundreds of people working countless hours all looking for a stupid gem and this fucking WHORE who owns it just… just THREW IT IN THE OCEAN

>>212286111
You may be the nostradamas of today. What other historcal movies have you not seen?

>"THE JIG IS UP, HUDSON! WEE HEE HEE!"

They should have kept it in

>>212286209
I watched Downfall, but I thought the moustache guy would win in the end

>Alt universe where it doesn't sink
>Rose gets off in New York with Jack
>Spends a week realizing what being dirt poor/living off art/rooming with an Italian is like
>Runs back and marries Cal

I know it’s ostensibly supposed to be a beautiful love story and all, about how money can’t buy love, some shit about soul mates, etc. but it’s kind of a blackpill. “It doesn’t matter how much money you have, it’s not enough to make up for incorrect craniofacial bone geometry. There is no guaranteed path to sex, it is predetermined by your genes, which you are powerless to change.” A great love story for the girls, a terrible blackpill for men. Knowing what I know now, I think I’d caution against putting out such messages, unless I have a change of heart and become an accelerationist, then I’d cheer on Tinder’s height filter. “So, how good do you want a prospective mate to be at killing people? 90th percentile? 99th percentile?”

Anyways. I enjoyed titanic when I was a bluepilled youth. The music is great though and I still like it.

>>212286306
He could have won if Steiner hadn't jobbed.

>>212286209
One time I watched a war movie and predicted that guys would die before they died. I’m like, a future teller, bro.

>>212286322
Unlikely, given that in the canon timeline she's basically in that position anyway and never ran back to Cal.

>>212286342
>Tinder’s height filter
fyi girls suck at estimating height so unless you're actually a manlet you can put whatever number you want within reason

>>212286849
True, but the point is that selection for height exists and now explicitly so. There is little pretense anymore of tinder and similar apps being “dating apps to find love” or whatever, it’s just a eugenics platform, like a meat market. It’s sort of implicitly understood now that sexual currency is just looks and money and thus one’s SMV and sexual prospects are more or less fixed, back in the day people believes in fairy tales like soul mates, personality, etc. that’s much better for the psyche than cut and dry Darwinism. Probably also load-bearing because the latter offers hope and compels men to work towards sex and take a peaceful, productive route to it, instead of the default, short route of violent and anti-social behavior.

>>212286033 (OP)

Woman Moment: The Movie