Thread 212286588 - /tv/ [Archived: 754 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:51:12 AM No.212286588
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Leaving the theater now, why do I feel like ive seen this movie at least a dozen times by now?
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:52:59 AM No.212286643
>>212286588 (OP)
it was...alright
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:54:16 AM No.212286676
>>212286588 (OP)
The last 4 movies were dinoslop
The last trilogy is very similar to the Star Wars sequel trilogy as well.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:55:40 AM No.212286714
>>212286588 (OP)
because if you've seen any other jurassic movies you have already seen this movie. I don't use this word often but this franchise is slop in its purest form. nothing but the same regurgitated movie over and over again just because it has dinosaurs they do well. Say what you want about capeshit and it is deserved but at least they sort of have different stories.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:57:59 AM No.212286761
snickers
snickers
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>>212286588 (OP)
Laughed when guy gets killed becasue his snickers wrapper causes the malfunction of the door, some fucking Final Destination shit right there.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:58:35 AM No.212286778
>>212286588 (OP)
Because you have. Its a greatest hits compilation of scenes from the previous movies, mainly 2 and 3. It isn't bad but it is pretty unoriginal and kind of feels like a fake movie.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:15:28 AM No.212287225
>>212286588 (OP)
I wish they would just make a science fiction horror-lite sequel. They are all horrible action slop now.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:16:37 AM No.212287256
>>212286588 (OP)
it's nostalgiaslop for retards
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:18:58 AM No.212287304
They should have just had the entire movie be the fallout of the containment breach from the first scene. Follow a handful of survivors trying to escape the island after all the systems go down, watching their coworkers get eaten. At the end some Ingen security guys could show up and cover up the whole incident so it doesn't hurt the reputation of the theme park.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:35:49 AM No.212287781
>>212287304
Would have definitely added to it a bit more, before cutting back to current time.