This is the face that launched a thousand ships according to Christopher Nolan

Wolfgang Petersen had the right idea

>>212286652 (OP)
It did. Except they were escaping.

>>212286652 (OP)
she cute though

In this adaptation, Nolan has confirmed that it is her ass that launched the ships

He has a better Circe atleast

>>212286652 (OP)
If they made Helen of Troy a jigaboo this is 100% going to bomb.

>>212286726
ZAMN! She got da chocolate cake!!!
More like a thousand SHEEEIIIIITS!

>>212286725
Vixen and tushy>>>porn

>>212286652 (OP)
well she couldn't swim so they had to go save her

>>212286652 (OP)
I think she's playing Eurydice, not Helen. Bernthal is playing Nestor.

>>212286652 (OP)
So Ginger Menelaus is tapping this?

>>212286652 (OP)
This is the face that stole tousand of bikes

>>212286652 (OP)
Mia Goth is playing Helen. Whether that's better or worse is up to you.

She's objectively hot and pretty, a black 10, it's one thing if that's not your type, but if you're saying ew then you're low t or (most likely) a swarthy browncel trying to hard to fit in.

>>212286922
It's honestly somehow worse wow. What the fuck are they thinking. Then again this is the guy who cast Maggie Gyllenhaal

>>212286652 (OP)
I always saw Lupita as a good person.
I like her. She has good vibes.

>>212287229
That's because you can tell she came from an upper class immigrant family, not some ghetto trash black american stock.

>>212286922
nice

>>212287163
gay

>>212287322
I'm not saying she isn't sexually attractive but HELEN OF TROY? Come on man

>>212287105
How do I get an upper class African gf?

>>212286758
someone shop a Burn Local cap onto him please

>>212286708
It's funny how many reviews from then that said that she wasn't a convincing Helen.

>>212287622
She wasn't. She looks way too German and cold

>>212287622
brad pitt should have played helen of troy instead of achilles. literally anyone else would have made a better achilles.

Time to play Guess The Gender!

>>212288610
Great casting for Poseidon, it's like they took him straight out of the vase

>>212286652 (OP)
>>212286725
>>212286726
>>212287105
>>212288610

>>212288610
Funny how the thumbnail just looks like a hyperzesty nigger wearing a speedo

>>212287163
As much as I would both, I think Lupita is better in many ways, specially as an actress so she can sell she's "the" woman. Mia is just a thot without eyebrows

>>212286652 (OP)

That's Helen?

For fucks sake.

not just her but horrible casting all around

>>212286652 (OP)
Starting to get that michelle 0bama brand of utter hideousness.

>>212286715
That face is so ugly it could make a train take a dirt road.

>>212286652 (OP)
helen of floyd

>>212288610
swab test

>>212288610
Seems like you could easily shop a spear into its hand and it would look natural.

>>212286725
>zawadi
I would watch this woman take cocks of all colors all day. But especially white ones like my own. She is the only woman who can pull off the bald look. Fuck. Look at that ass. She would be too pregnant with my kids.

If filmmakers were "serious" about "diversity" being "good" then it would be Zawadi all day. Instead its an endless conga (or perhaps congo heh) line of the ugliest black chicks on Earth. Disgusting and unsexy broads like Zendaya. Fucking waste of time.

>>212286708
>>212287622
>>212288357
>>212288502
She was brutally mogged by Hector's wife

>>212288502
Brad didn't like how thin the role was written and explicitly said he didn't try

>>212290246
damn white boy... ok...

>>212286725
pretty mid
also bald or has nigresss short hair all the time

>>212290246

>>212290409
Would beat King Priam with her baby 10/10

>>212287622
Because back in 2004 movies were held to a higher standard. 2004 bad is good in 2025. She was a shit actress and had 0 charisma despite looking hot.

>>212286725
Why the fuck can’t she grow her hair or wear a wig, I can’t watch her cause I see the head and my brain imagines her as a dude

>>212291455
actors wear wigs in movies all the time. like, constantly, even if they have hair that fits the character. i doubt they're super into wigs when they're off the clock.

>>212290246
>She is the only woman who can pull off the bald look
What is Riley Nixon

>>212290714
I have blue eyes and light brown hair. full euro ancestry as well.
>>212292288
she looked much better with hair

>>212291455
>my brain imagines her as a dude
I cannot imagine this myself, so I think you may be gay. Do you think dudes with long hair are chicks? not asking in a mean way btw, I just cannot understand you.

>>212287105
Browns are a dime a dozen, even an attractive one would not be fit for Helen

>>212286652 (OP)
Helen of Troy is going to be a nog?

Is there going to be a single good thing about this movie?

>>212288882
Bro I honestly thought the exact same thing. Thought it was like a twink nigga or something

>>212286725
>bleached.com

>>212286652 (OP)
Yeah, and this is Jesus Christ.

>>212286652 (OP)
She's got that Mr. Glass hairdo

>>212286725
She's gorgeous.

>>212287105
Bedwench

>>212286652 (OP)
She's not Helen.

>>212288610
Looks like a tribesman in the Serengeti

>>212292652
Yes actually

So fucking disappointed he didn't cast Awkwafina as a sexy siren. You had one job, Nolan, one job.

>>212286725
My favorite actress, she is literally a goddess.

I'm stalking this niggerbitch on Instagram. I've matched with her a while ago, almost met her, but then she moved to another city. She's 25 and dating a 50 years old rich white dude lmao

>>212286725
>>212290246
>>212295375

Hahaha do you faggots really find this attractive or is it trolling?

>>212295475
REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>212295435
cute Awkwafina pic, do you have it in bigger?

>>212295564
If you click on the pic it should get larger.

>>212288610
yikes

>>212287105
I'm more of a boob enjoyer and like my women pale, but she's very feminine and she seems like a warm person.

WE WUZ MEDS N SHIET

>>212288610
is that the nba mvp?

>>212286725
Hummina hummina.

>>212286725
So wait, do black people shit white logs? Because that would make sense.

>>212295518
She cute.

>>212295518
I think /tv/ as a board has more Jews per capita than Israel.

>>212286652 (OP)
Did Christopher Nolan just get lucky with a couple really solid films early on and has just been coasting on good will since? Memento was good (the first viewing at least), Batman Begins was great, The Dark Knight could be argued to be good, Inception is fun to watch, but it seems like everything else has been shit with Interstellar only succeeding from memes. Oppenheimer was fucking terrible. Is Nolan just shit?

>>212297176
both nolan and zack snyder made a couple of good films around 2010
then their ego blew up and now they're washed up

>>212290409
She bogged herself shortly after this film

>>212296596
>the Jewish plot to end Jews forever by becoming mulatto
?

>>212287105
>I need (You)s or I'm going to die

>>212286652 (OP)
>>212286725
you guys are fucking with me right? No way this is Helen

In your opinion, which actress today is hot enough to play Helen of Troy?

>>212297246
Judaism is a religion rather than a pure race which is why DNA tests are banned in Israel. Israel is a nation of dysgenic mutts.

>>212286891
kek

>>212288610
still would

>>212287105
Ewwww
They're plain ugly and unappealing

>>212288610
That's the case for almost all blackie girls
Sexual dimorphism ain't a thing for blackies

>>212286652 (OP)
She's not actually playing Helen, is she? You are memeing me, right?

>>212295475
Bitch looks Tyrone with a wig

>>212295518
It's called baiting
Non white folks do it all the time

Nolan is putting this fucker in the film. That's enough for me to not watch it.

>>212299205
I don't want to believe it but who else could it be? Bernthal is obviously Menelaus as Telemachus visits him to ask about the whereabouts of his father in the original story. Lupita must be Helen as there's no way some random woman would be sitting next to the king. There's a chance that Bernthal is Nestor and Lupita is Eurydice but this is unlikely since Nestor was an old kindly man. So yeah, Nolan literally blackwashed Helen of Troy lmao.

>>212298804
kek

>>212286725
Deliciously thick.

>>212299341
Zeus?

>>212289535
George Floyd really was the Troy of the modern era wasn’t he

>>212290510
what a fag

>>212292240
i dont get it. i know the scene, i just dont get how it relates

>>212286652 (OP)
Lemme ask you something anon, you wouldn't fight so that Menelaus would get his wife back?

>>212286652 (OP)
>face that launched a thousand ships
Yeah, the other way

>>212299948
No idea, don't care. They could be in one scene and I still wouldn't watch it. I still haven't seen the Barbie movie, even for the lulz, because this tranny is in it.

>>212286652 (OP)
Helen doesn't need to talk. Could have cast some supermodel for a non speaking role

>>212298804
Based arnie

>>212286725
Straight Outta THX-1138

>>212292288
this? and im just gonna ignore the filename for now, give some benefit of the doubt

>>212298804
Arnie has no standards, doesn't he?

>>212298804
Unfathomably based.

>>212286652 (OP)
It has the worst casting of any nolan movie. He must be on drugs or someone else is meddling in the movie because he might have gone mad

For an American production, it has a surprisingly low number of coons and trannies.
Is this because of Trumps anti woke bill?

>>212301139
It has quite a lot actually. Nosferatu had zero other than period accurate gypsies.

>>212286652 (OP)
>>212286725
those two are not the same person

>>212286726
She's pretty, but yeah that ass is god-tier.

>>212287105
Mother of god this is sexy

>>212295518
With black women 90% of the time it's just about the body.

>>212286725
>>212286726
Why are she-niggers bald?

>>212287105

>>212287322
stfu faggot. fuck this retard-looking bitch. people without eyebrows shouldn't be in films.

She was conceived by bestiality and rape, it makes sense to cast a nog.

>>212286725
HOLY BWC

>>212286652 (OP)
more like a thousand SHITS

I am hardly attracted to light-skinned black girls, but when they are pure African black, and have attractive features, they are something so otherworldly sexy. I once dated a chick who was full-blooded West african, she literally looked like a goddess and was a goth anime girl.

>>212286727
Great, some manhating child abusing cunt.

>>212286758
>Sail Local

>>212287105
that creature is not human

The casting and the trailer of this movie looks like a trainwreck. It doesn't resemble the book at all.

>>212286922

Mackenzie Foy should be Helen in this movie. This is a role for "most beautiful woman you can find".

>>212302893
This "I love nigger women' thing is the most obvious astroturfed shit in existence.

>>212286725
Look at all that civilization in the background only for the she-coon to ruin it in the foreground.

>>212289446
>reddit spaced
>believing anything you read here

>>212303177
Plenty of redditods here lad

>>212303177
>t.browncel

>>212302893
>but when they are pure African black, and have attractive features
huh
Post just one example
I'm quite curious
No mixed bitches allowed

>>212303177
Was it astroturfing that made me lick the dirty panties of my friend's sister when I was a kid?

>>212304809
>redditoid boy comes up with a degrading story in order to elevate his love for blackies
Now for real what did you mean by that

>>212303075
>The casting and the trailer of this movie looks like a trainwreck.
Nolan always just casts the biggest established names he can. no exceptions.

>>212303562
If you weren't such a newfag you would know this kind of spacing is older than reddit.

>>212287322
Nah, she's just girl-next-door cute. Not greek-poetry-was-written-her-homage beautiful.

>>212305954
if you weren't so retarded you would know its reddit spacing and gay

>>212306202
Forums are older than you, dumb zoomer retard. No wonder zoomer girls get fucked by us and not your generation, lazy low-T virgin sissy faggot. Thanks to you our country will become a shithole in the next 20 years.

>>212286725
I remember this bitch from wicked

>>212286727
>>212302908
She’s also a pedophile.

>>212307224
I was born in 1985 but cool story bro

>>212286725
Thicc.

>>212286725
Remember how she let Rocco shave hear head mid-scene?

Motherfuckers could cast some hot looking nigress like Ellie the empress but they always go for bottom of the barrel ugly chimps
>>212295475
literally the SHEEEEIT meme

>>212307995
That was crazy.

>>212298804
Arnie also banged his ugly old maid. He has no standards and will put his dick anywhere. Hell, Maria Shriver is ugly as fuck, but atleast we believed he married her for her background.

>>212286725
God damn. I want her to keep me in her sex dungeon and never let me eat anything except her ass.

>>212286725
That's a space station!

>nooo you can't find this black girl with a perfect body attractive you must be a shill
why are latinx incels like this?

>>212311457
I love this scene, definitely my favorite, the one where she's a queen, it's a must-see scene.

>>212311457
Scrumptious.

>>212307391
Why are you still here, grandpa?

>>212286725
>>212311457
my beloved.

>>212311340
I wouldn't mind entering her docking station.

>>212286652 (OP)
>>212286708
What right does mortal men have to intervene in the actions of gods?

I'm so tired of having to see these gross ghetto "people"

>>212311457
plantation owners were lucky men

>>212298804
Arnie about to Schwartz a negger

>>212312874
turn your monitor on then

>cast with 0 mediterranean actors
But why?

>>212286725
the concept of a sheboon being """cute"""

>>212313115
Because Turks

>>212298804
she has a buldge lol

>>212299948
eumaeus

>>212286725

>>212287105
A black 10 is a white 3 at most. It’s like comparing a beautiful sculpture to a pile of shit.

>>212313262
>>212313296

>>212286652 (OP)
>In the opposite direction

>>212299341
Ew damn Nolan

sex with black female children

>>212313385
Now i understand why they wear wigs

>>212313385
ZAMN

>>212313830
hell yea

>>212314230
Meaty