I keep hearing Rebirth is the JPIII of the World films.
How do they stack up?

JP > III > TLW > Rebirth > World > Fallen Kingdom >>> Dominion

JP > JW > TLW > JP3 > Stillbirth > FK > Dominion

>>212287194 (OP)
Jp3 has a really weird atmosphere. Feels smaller and kind of forgotten when you watch it. The majesty from the first film is gone, but it almost makes it a weird kind of kino

>>212287194 (OP)
JP > TLW > JP3 > World > Dominion > Rebirth > Fallen Kingdom

It's JPIII but without the kino Sorna setpieces and dino designs, featuring a bunch of annoying brownoids and mutants nobody wanted.

>>212287194 (OP)
JP3>>>>

>>212287268
3 does the "abandoned dinosaur island" atmosphere the best of all the films.

>>212287194 (OP)
Alan!

>>212287349
It really does. It's like it seeps out of the movie.
I get the same weird feeling when I watch Alien 3.

>>212287443
Probably helps a lot that they filmed in real locations and physical sets.

>>212287194 (OP)
It's basically a hybrid remake of Jurassic Park 2 and 3, cribs quite a lot of scenes and ideas from those two. Its better than Dominion, and I would possibly even say Fallen Kingdom, but it still pretty far from having a full tank of gas. I love dinosaurs, I love Jurassic Park, but I'm ok with this franchise being done at this point. It just doesn't have anymore ideas and nowhere else to go with the premise that isn't profoundly stupid.

>>212287268
That's accurate. It feels like a B movie where the original is genuine top shelf cinema. But it is still an entertaining and endearing movie in its own right.

>>212287522
Real locations and physical sets are such a novelty these days. Truly the end times of kino

>>212287593
That's a good way to describe it. I need to start a list of movies that give me the same feeling. There was a third movie that gave me similar feelings like JP3and Alien 3. Early onset CRS unfortunately

>>212287194 (OP)
It's not, 3 is leagues better

JP>JW>JWD>Rebirth>TLW>>>>>powergap>>>JP3>JWFK

This is correct and literally everyone else is a fucking retard.

I just saw it, here's my take with minor spoilers
The good:
>closest in similarity to JP3 and the first half of JW2
>the mutant dinosaurs only show up towards the end and not for long
>world building was cool, especially the set where they introduce the black smuggling guy
>aside from the cgi, the locations look good
>get to see a good variety of dinosaurs and nondinosaurs
>action scenes were decent to good
>none of the characters are insufferable, even the weed beaner isn't that bad
>cute French tomboy
>spinosaurus doesn't get cucked
>trex doesn't get wanked off the entire movie
The bad:
>everything is cgi
>the plot makes zero sense if you passed biology in elementary school
>they keep trying to push the unbelievable narrative that people got bored of dinosaurs being alive again
>the villain really can't even be called a villain
>dinosaurs the size of, or larger than, an elephant constantly sneak up on people or literally teleport
>the mutant dinosaurs are retarded, as we all predicted. They leave the impression of a wet fart and are completely unnecessary for the movie
>50 different "remember this from the other movies?"
>cute French tomboy gets eaten early into the movie
>most of the dinosaurs act like monsters or fairy tale creatures rather than animals
>fucking marvel tier quips every other scene
The undefined:
>weird product placement, especially for snickers
>vorefags get something to talk about for another 10 years
>Scarlett Johansson isn't bad but isn't really good either
Overall it's a good JW movie, another bad JP movie, and a decent movie in general. I was expecting complete dogshit, so I was pleasantly surprised. I'd put the ranking as
JP>TLW>>JP3>>>>>JW=Rebirth>>>>>JW2>>>>>>>>>>>>>JW3
I'd rather they'd stop beating the dead horse of this tarnished franchise, but if they're going to keep making movies than this at least gives me some hope of not massacring the JP legacy

Saw it for my second go round tonight, it hammered home how much more I *like* dominion despite it being an objectively worse, messier film.

Rebirth is pretty well made with, ultimately, a handful of grievances(no animatronics, scarjo is meh, "villain" plot is such forced unnecessary eye rolling stupid garbage, retcon and killing most dinos is retarded), but man it plays it so safe. It's just a greatest hits of Jurassic films and really deliberately trying to ape the original film more than anything, mixed in with some obvious key elements from other classic Spielberg movies.

Look at dominion and how it just fucking went for it. I mean it is a balls to the wall crazy fucking movie, the literal most expensive movie ever made, and despite an entire studio obviously breathing down their neck and it being filmed right after covid and deciding to keep 99% of the cast alive except for the bad guy, it's one hell of a risk taking movie.
The plots are totally new. Half of it barely involves dinosaurs and focuses on other elements of genetic research and cloning. Even the original cast has a totally new plotline. There is fan service, yes, but not much of it is through direct callbacks. Some of the action sequences are some of the best dinosaur action put to film and not based on any scenes from earlier movies.
Not all of it's good, some of its straight out bad, buts it's big and ambitious and swung for the fences. I don't understand all the hate, especially compared to a mostly safe nostalgia wank retread like rebirth, that just tries to do the same stuff over but does an acceptable job with it.

>>212287268
Jurassic park 3 was underrated, People hated it because the T. rex got killed boo hoo.

>>212288625
Dominion is one of the worst movies I've ever seen, it has no positive or redeeming qualities whatsoever. Post discarded

>>212288442
>cute french tomboy
Character name?

>>212288791
I never understood the hate for the Spinosaur.
T-Rex is cool, but do we need to have it as the big dino every movie?
My only gripe about 3 is the kid. Him being such a badass survivor was annoying. Even when I saw it in theaters as a kid myself.

>>212288862
Anon, dinosaur poop doesn't get a name

the strong dinosaur scenes make you forge that some parts of the movie movie plain suck. I enjoy that it's a "basic" plot, but if you start to piece together what you watched it becomes worse. Yeah the mutants barely appear but every scene with them is so retarded. The incident happened because of a fucking snickers bar?, how did the D-Rex survive without people knowing it existed all these years? Why was there an incident in the Pre JW movie time? Misrani would not have carried on. The D-Rex grabbing the helicopter like a Kaiju? Ugh.Why do they need DNA from an animal that's alive?
Characters are decent and the dino action is great, that's what saves the movie from questioning all the iffy parts.

>>212288995
Many characters in JP3 were annoying ngl.

>>212289246
excréments fossilisés

>>212289294
The whole Kirby family, really.
Mr. Noodles brother was ok

>>212289294
Honestly I’ll take him over any of the other kid characters in any of the Jurassic World movies

>>212289518
The kids in Rebirth are alright. A lot better than the clone girl in FK and Dominion.

>>212288995
>>212289294
>>212289518
Eric was fine, I don't get the hate.
Much better than the swinging niglet ape.
Much better than the crying autismo and the simp.
Much better than the self-birthed clone cunt.
And definitely much better than a little girl who was TOTALLY into hacking and computers in the early 90s (they didn't exist).

III is a masterpiece compared to rebirth. worst JP ever.

>>212287549

I think the only thing being similar to LW and JP3 is the abandoned island. But the story is about as original as it can get. There's barely any connection to the World movies except for the aftermath of Dinosaurs roaming the planet.

It was pretty well done and surprisingly good. Dare I say in the top 3 of the franchise.

>>212287194 (OP)
It's similar to JP3 because its mostly just a bunch of dino attack/action scenes with a plot that barely matters and lore that is extremely vague and is going to make fanboys write autistic headcannon essays for the next 20 years.

At this juncture I'd say JP > TLW > JW > JP3 = Rebirth > Fallen Kingdom > Dominon

As a fanboy the only one I truly dislike is Dominion. 3 and Rebirth are pretty much a coinflip, right now I'd say I like JP3 more because of the animatronics but it very well could just be nostalgia talking.

>>212288442
>>50 different "remember this from the other movies?"
Oh god, what's an example? Like are they walking along and someone goes "whoops, I nearly tripped on this can of shaving cream!"

>>212291188
That is why JP3 is so good, it doesnt explain anything. The fact that there is a giant predator monster Spino walking around that wasnt even an oficial InGen creation is pure kino

>>212291629
I like how we're just as lost as the group on the island and it adds an element of chaos to the film.

>>212291359
JP3 is the better film simply because of all the problems that plagued production.

JP3 had its script thrown out a month before filming, but they’d already hired the cast and produced all the animatronics and sets, so they basically made up the script as they went along - having to come up with SOMETHING that was coherent while using the actors they hired and the sets and animatronics they already made. That in mind, they did a good job. They also ran out of money at the end, which is why the film basically just ends and has no real climactic scene - it was supposed to be a helicopter coming to pick them up on the beach and the Pterosaurs arriving to fuck it up.

All that in mind, I appreciate JP3 more and knowing that it was managed to be salvaged into something vs Rebirth (which had no problems in production and was what the studio wanted from the get go) means JP3 gets extra points.

(That and the Spino fucking up the plane is a great set piece and I love how much of it is practical.)

JP3 fucking sucks no matter how much you try to rewrite history. It's better than all the World films, but at that point you're comparing differently shaped turds

>>212291844
It's better than The Lost World, too.

>>212291844
JP3 doesnt suck
Its a solid 6/10 movie
The JW flicks are all below 3/10

>>212287443
You can tell its a fucking set most of the time.

>>212291952
It's a good looking set.

>>212288995
>I never understood the hate for the Spinosaur.
That thing is a fucking abomination. If they used a dinosaur which actually could beat a trex that would be a different matter. The fight was also so poorly staged, the trex get a huge bite on the spinos neck, that should have been the end of the fight right there.

the titanosaurus scene pissed me off.

the floating tails looked so goofy

>>212292032
Your sisters cunt is a good looking set

>>212290068
His performance is the least egregious but his existence and the plot revolving around him kind of sucks. They should've thought up another reason for Dr. Grant to get there

>>212290068
>Much better than the swinging niglet ape.
easily the worst part of the entire Jurassic franchise

>>212292078
Spino had armored scutes on its neck.
T. rex had a bad grip that Spino wiggled out of by thrashing about.
It's never established that T. rex has a huge bite force in these films.
In fact, it's SHOWN that the T. rex can't even kill a Gallimimus, a Velociraptor, or even a human in one bite. Even if you wanted to get paleoautistic about it, there's evidence of dinosaurs surviving T. rex bites, so you can't hide behind non-criticisms of it being "inaccurate."
They're just giant frog monster cooked up in a lab to be whatever the script needs them to be, killing each other over a territorial dispute at the end of the day.
It's time to get over it, anon. It's been 24 years.

>>212292309
based as fuck
sick of rexniggers getting uppity over literally nothing when they refuse to get mad at how World treats it worse

>>212290068
>And definitely much better than a little girl who was TOTALLY into hacking and computers in the early 90s
Bringing dinosaurs back from extinction was more believable than this.

>>212287194 (OP)
Does Scarlett or anyone else kick a dinosaur in it's big stupid face at any point? Grant does it in the first movie and JP3 and it's the greatest.

>>212291894
this

>>212292309
Based BTFO the Tranny Rex fans
>Spino lived along with Carcharodontosaurus (Chad Shark-Teeth Bigger version of Trex) and Sarcosuchus (Dino Croc)
>Spino out grew them in size.
>Making Spino the Apex Predator scientifically during its time.
The webm u posted is likely the realistic outcome in the Spino vs Rex scenario except the Spino would not get hit at all.
>Spino having to compete for food against large theropods and crocs
>Trex having for no competition and being a Bitch compared to Giganotosaurus, Carcharodontosaurus and even Mapusaurus.

>>212287194 (OP)
>JPIII
Was pretty good, I don't know about this last movie.

>>212287194 (OP)
JP 3 is far better
the new one is just Anaconda hunt for the blood orchids with dinosaurs
all the good scenes are in the trailer
the D-rex gets like 3-4 minutes of screentime
and just slowly moves while "hunting" the humans
it's boring to watch
the mutadonts were boring and did nothing
oh and the D-rex fluctuates in size
sometimes it's t-rex size others it's kaiju sized like when grabs the helicopter
the dialogue is also awful
the mosasaurus scenes and the raft sequence were the best parts of the film
music was good

>>212295573
>the D-rex fluctuates in size

>>212293791
>Bigger version of Trex
nothing comes close to the irl T-rex
it has like 2 tonnes of mass on the nearest known competitor

>>212295636
exactly what happened, lmao
i hate when movies aren't consistent with the size of them
still funny how the real dinosaurs are the best part of these films while they try to make us believe that we don't want to see them and only their new shit looking monsters

>>212288442
>the villain really can't even be called a villain
It’s weird that they kept trying to push this angle. The girl constantly insisting that he “tried to kill her” despite him doing nothing of the sort felt extremely forced. Is he an asshole for not helping her? Sure. But the way she talks about it and the way Scarlett threatens to leave him to die makes it sound like he actively pushed her off the boat and started tap dancing on her fingers while she dangled

>>212287549
>and nowhere else to go with the premise that isn't profoundly stupid
hope you're ready for the next one being set on the moon

>>212295772
he could have played it off like he was dazed from hitting his head

>>212295645
>Big = Size and length
Not a scavenging fat fuck like Tranny.rex

>>212295830
some of the other megatherapods were taller than T-rex and some were longer yes
but science measures an animal's size by it's mass

>>212288442
>JW=Rebirth
If that's the case then damn, that's still pretty lame.

>>212287522
Rebirth is 100% physical sets and real locations like Thailand, Malta, New York City. I worked on the graphics for the movie from London

>>212295830
NTA but to paleoautists mass is the most important factor when it comes to dinosaurs of comparable size

>>212295882
it's worse
JW>JWR>JWFK>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jwd

>>212295863
>"Big" and "mass" are distinct concepts, though they are often related. Mass refers to the amount of matter in an object, while "big" is a more general term describing size or volume. An object can be big without having a large mass (like a balloon filled with air) and vice versa (like a black hole)

>>212288625
come on, they tried to put some Bourne and Fast&Furious in Dominion and it turned insanely bad. The final act is atrocious with the amount of characters, most of them just there for nostalgia bait. Grant seems like a senile extra costantly looking for the loo

>>212295886
I feel like Gareth Edwards replaced dinosaurs for this movie with beautiful locations
one hour into the movie and barely nothing happens

>>212295772
What's hard to believe?

In real life rich white men like him are literally advocating for Latinos to be fed to alligators.

>>212288442
>they keep trying to push the unbelievable narrative that people got bored of dinosaurs being alive again
Why would that be unbelievable?
>dinosaurs the size of, or larger than, an elephant constantly sneak up on people or literally teleport
That's been a thing from the first movie if not the lost world, remember how two T-rex sneaked up on a camp?

>>212295772
>despite him doing nothing of the sort felt extremely forced. Is he an asshole for not helping her? Sure
Did you not see his face during that scene that actively screamed "This fucking bitch, how dare she? Let the Dinosaours have her"

>>212296062
I guess they tried to use the same formula of the first two where you have a long intro before the actual dino action

>>212296114
yeah but in those two the plot was more Interesting.
here in rebirth they are walking like if they were on vacation

The Henry Loomis character was great. Finally a decent characterization in Jurassic after fuckin' twenty years

I can't believe all the hate Dominion gets. Despite its stupid parts the entire Malta sequence alone is terrific and a great example of what this franchise could be doing if only they get away from dinos on an island. Also has the best sfx since the original JP/TLW.

Id place Rebirth in the middle of the pack. It's pretty solid, but it also feels like the Fargo TV show version of Jurassic park- it's basically a nostalgic conglomeration of Spielberg's greatest hits.

>>212296147
>sheboon Han Solo ripoff, laser raptors and a fat redhead women outrunning them on foot is terrific, guys!
Yeah, no.

>>212296055
NTA but my biggest issue with Dominion is the lack of deaths. I have many of the same criticisms everyone else does but enjoy Malta and most of the dinos, and the more Bourne elements you speak of.

I like that it's largely new stuff, and not just the same movie for the 5th or 6th time like Rebirth- which is solid enough, but shouldn't it be? They've got plenty of practice at this point. I hate when people say "just stop with these movies what else can they do at this point?" Well move them off an isolated island and see dinosaurs in the world for one. The Jurassic "World" setup was ripe for new ideas and it pisses me off that Rebirth basically retcons it out of existence after it only being around for half a movie.

>>212296302
"Dinosaurs in the world" from a Jurassic Park standpoint isn't good at all, conceptually or objectively. It's subliminal globalism advocacy.
Besides, The Lost World did everything anybody wanted to see with the concept and there's nothing else worth doing. You got your T. rex rampage.
All you can do now is blame Spielberg for blowing his load too early back in 1997 because he was scared he was gonna get mogged by Godzilla 98 of all things.

>>212296302
I don't agree with your idea of Dominion, which I really don't like as I don't like Fallen Kingdom, but I understand the frustration about the same island setup. Per writer David Koepp that's all Spielberg as he believes people are more into self-contained adventures like the good ol' Amblin days

>>212296385
>It's subliminal globalism advocacy.
What THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT?

>>212296385
I don't know if Spielberh was even aware of Godzilla coming out, definitely not during early production of TLW, but he is the one to blame for the last minute JP ending with the hero Rex vs the raptors and the San Diego rampage. I guess as a director you wanna explore crazy new things and sometimes they just don't work

>>212296385
A quick dinosaur rampage in a city that's never seen a living dinosaur before is very different from a fully integrated dinosaur society which is a near limitless setup for new potential stories. Make the movie anything you want it to be but put dinosaurs in it. Now we don't have that option and we're back to isolated island shit.

>>212296449
>I don't know if Spielberh was even aware of Godzilla coming out
It would be weird if he didn't, TLW was released in 97 and Zilla in 98. But Zilla had been in production since 92

>>212296456
I would go with smaller projects where you may have that village in New Mexico infested by raptors or troodons or whatever vicious dino you wanna put in. Nice horror vibes and larger than life characters like in the first Tremors movie

>>212296385
>>212296456
maybe the idea of dinosaurs out in the world is too horrific seeing how scary and horrible the carnivores are.

maybe that idea never needed to be explored. maybe they are better off dead

>>212296413
Yeah this is the real issue. I know Dominion is wildly hated and I don't mind that basically everyone but me feels that way- I get some enjoyment out of it. But I really hate that they had an open slate for new ideas in a JP movie and have squandered it and returned, perhaps forever, to isolated dinos on an island incidents. I love that movie, I do. But we need new storylines and they went out of their way to retcon things back to the same setup as always.

>>212296506
But the idea itself doesn’t work, governments are very quick to order the deaths of animals that attack humans. When carnivores attack civilians then an extermination campaign would begin, something the movies just refuse to address

>>212296428
>Dude, we can, like, totally coexist with the dinosaurs maaaaaan, we should just put dinosaurs on the mainland with everyone wouldn't that be coooooool?
Which goes against the FUCKING MESSAGE OF THE FILMS AND THE ENTIRE POINT CRICHTON WAS TRYING TO MAKE.
FURTHERMORE, NOBODY WITH A BRAIN WANTS YOUR LAZY IDEA OF ENTERTAINMENT THAT'S THE CREATIVE EQUIVALENT OF DINOSAURS DELIVERED TO YOUR HOUSE VIA DOORDASH, YOU DENSE LITTLE FUCKER.

>>212296479
I feel like he was inspired by and wanted to tribute the Japanese Godzilla movies instead, while Emmerich's Godzilla tried to catch the JP wave with some stupid ideas and poor taste

>>212296449
>he is the one to blame for the last minute JP ending with the hero Rex vs the raptors and the San Diego rampage. I guess as a director you wanna explore crazy new things and sometimes they just don't work
Bruh those endings are great. Would you rather nothing happen and everyone just quietly go home in an anticlimax like rebirth?

>>212296563
But that's not GLOBALISM, furthermore every single movie in the franchise has been against the idea of putting the dinosaurs on the mainland. Even fallen kingdom went with that idea but also asked you
>If the dinosaurs deserve to die, does this little girl as well?
So I don't know what movies you been watching but it's not the Jurassic series

>>212296621
You can't be this retarded.

>>212296563
U mad bro?
Also if all you got out of JP is "dinosaurs and man can't coexist because the dinosaurs are niggers" then you're an absolute retard. "Life finds a way" is the theme of the films and crichton was all about the hubris of man leading to wild, potentially world altering or ending scenarios.
If you can't imagine a plotline that branches away from "dinosaurs on an island" it means you're a dull retard, not that the concept doesn't have any juice.

>>212296633
I'm not the one seeing globalism in a movie that promotes no such thing, the Jurassic series has a environmental undertone to it but not globalism.

>>212296638
Spoken like a true redditor with no literacy.

>>212296618
A lot of people don't like the JP ending as it's quite anticlimatic and "easy" and I undestand the criticism. I guess, at the time, Spielberg wanted to go all in with the technology and sense of wonder but nowadays would feel super cheesy. I am okay with the TLW ending even tho you can tell it's very forced with the dead ship crew and the buck back inside the cargo

>>212296449
>>212296597
>>212296479
what I heard from some interviews with Spielberg was that the t rex rampage in California was supposed to be for the 3rd movie but he wasn't gonna come back for a third movie and he wanted to do it himself.

>>212287243
Bayona alone puts FK above the full blown Trevorrow crap.

>>212296836
Fallen Kingdom is the worst one easily. Bayona is a hack.

>>212296621
Fallen Kingdom asked no questions other than "do you want to see us rape Jurassic Park even more?"

>>212296777
What's sure is that Spielberg asked Chricton to write a JP sequel so he could direct a second movie and then he changed basically 99% of what happens in the novel. That means he already had some crazy ideas in mind

>>212296863
trevarrow wrote fk
bayona had by far the best looking film of that jw trilogy

>>212296863
El Orfanato is a very solid movie

>>212296915
that movie made me cry

>>212296878
TLW movie is stupid. You have an experienced animal behaviorist like Juliane Moore going around Sorna wearing a jacket soaked in baby rex's blood like it's nothing and then preaching around "the rex was a caring parent that could smell shit for miles and miles". Smart

>>212296880
>worst CGI of the franchise
>retarded title card intro
>cheesy over the top evil villain soundtrack
>le epic slow motion scenes
>Owen can outrun a pyroclastic flow and jump off a hundred foot cliff
>kills JP brachiosaur and Nublar in nostalgia tear bait
>introduces dinos on the mainland
>dinos only eat bad guys
>half the movie takes places in a basement
>stupid clone girl plot line
>Claire's character arc completely ignores Jurassic World

>>212288442
>vorefags get something to talk about for another 10 years
https://jurassicpark.fandom.com/wiki/Nina
>bottom of the wiki page has how many other female characters were killed by dinosaurs
you're not wrong.

>>212291497
more like the raptor kitchen scene remade with the new mutant roosters and the obvious flare trope

>>212296867
Sure it did, that's what the entire ending was about when both the main characters decided that the Dinosaurs don't belong on our world anymore and the clone girl is the one who saves them with her line being
>They deserve a second chance, like me.
>>212297063
>stupid clone girl plot line
That was one of the good thing about the movie

>>212297063
jw looked like the first avengers movie
it had a direct to dvd look
and the 3rd still looked worse due to
shit cinematography
shit animatronics
shit staging
shit editing

>>212297092
Holy Jesus, we have an unironic Fallen Kingdom defender here.
Isn't it past your bedtime, little guy?

>>212297063
and all the shit writing decisions in that film are because trevarrow

>>212296070
>getting sent back to Mexico = getting eaten by alligators
Trump won.

>>212297129
Yeah I'm defending it because you're attacking it for the wrong reason, attack the shit that's bad about it which there is plenty of. But the clone plot is not one of those things

>>212297064
>bottom of the wiki page has how many other female characters were killed by dinosaurs
>isreal
haha what the fuck

>>212297195
I can only save the intro and the stupid teeth collector interacting with the Indoraptor. Maybe the gothic vibes in the last few scenes. Everything else is forgettable

>>212296863
>Fallen Kingdom is the worst one easily
Dominion claims that title by many landslides.

>>212297467
Dominion is leagues above Fallen Kingdom.

>>212297195
The clone cunt adds nothing to the film. Useless sideplot that serves no purpose other than to add yet another annoying kid to these films that doesn't belong.

>>212297580
>shit quiche is leagues above shit sandwich
okay

>>212287268
Because that plot isnt some grand overarching hubris. Its just man stuck on dinosaur island and that makes it pure kino.

>>212297864
I think the actors and the production value make it kino and it's sad they could not have more time to develop/improve a few ideas. William H. Macy and Tea Leoni make a great fucked up couple, Sam Neill is god. Billy is a solid sidekick, Udesky is goofy and the kid is fine. A non pretentious adventure with the best raptor design and supreme craftmanship blending animatronics with good quality cg

>>212297864
>>212298079
You've got to give credit to the boat scene too. It's actually a masterful scene. the constant blend of CGI and practical effects just makes is an A+ tier setpiece. Also the phone jingle from inside the spino was a perfect beat.

>Character uses a flare to lure dinosaur away from his friends

Again?
This is the third time...they did it in Dominion too

>>212292309
Kino post. R*xfags BTFO

>>212293791
Spino was a fuckin' fish gourmet and he could not care less about large theropods on land

>>212298127
Also pteranodons

>>212287194 (OP)
Are there any spinochad moments in the new one? Does THE spinosaurus from 3 appear? Debating going to see the new one.

>>212295636
98 Godzilla had the same problem, it's so annoying

>>212287194 (OP)
JP3>JP2

>>212298823
>Are there any spinochad moments in the new one?
They appear in only one scene, the one shown in the trailer
>Does THE spinosaurus from 3 appear?
Nope! this is a different site B (Jurassic World's site B, not Jurassic Park's site B)

>>212298851
Damn sounds shit. Might see it anyway have fuck all else to do.

>>212298851
it's not a site B situation, more like Ingen's island of Dr. Moreau

>>212297583
The Clone adds to the franchise because it's a direction it absolutely move towards, if they can Clone and bring back dinosaurs then why wouldn't they do so with humans? And like the movie asks if the dinosaur shouldn't exist anymore then should cloned human?

>>212298823
there's basically no dino vs dino action it was gay as fuck

>using a neurotoxin against sea creatures
It's been 30 years and not a single fuckers in-universe is a expert at hunting dinosaurs? Why would you use a liquid against a sea creature and not harpoons or sonic weapons. At least in the previous movie there was always a unprepared or unknown element against the humans but what the excuse now

>>212299244
It doesn't add to anything. It's just putting a random human clone in the movie to have a human clone. Literally nothing about her being a clone has any bearing on the plot. You could take away any mention of her being a clone out of the movie and nothing changes.
It's not done well at all, the "payoff" is less than half-assed and her inclusion is nothing more than a retarded vehicle to make dinosaurs magically appear on the mainland. There's no message to her character. There's no consequences for her being a clone.
It's shallow slop that retards like you ate up because you're so starved for good writing and you don't even know it that you'll take anything out of desperation and call it kino.

>>212292309
rextroons BTFO once again

>>212287268
It's a "evil abandoned theme park filled with monsters" movie.

>>212299497
Clearly you're mind is too simple to understand higher philosophical questions.

>>212299244
>And like the movie asks if the dinosaur shouldn't exist anymore then should cloned human?
Kind of dumb since 99% of people treat human life different than animals by virtue of them being human. The audience is going to say the cloned human should exist because they're a human, simple as.

>>212299591
And clearly you're a brown ESL which is why you're so easily impressed by nothing.

>>212299497
Clearly you are too simple minded to handle higher philosophical questions, you just want to watch people get eaten.

>>212299591
>>212299619
lol nice job retard

>>212299634
It's ok to be afraid of things you can't understand

>>212299677
You're afraid of typos. Maybe you should understand proofreading.

>>212299708
Normally i would leave typos alone but I fear your simple mind can't understand me if I didn't correct it this time

>>212299497
BTFO

I still don't get how people can like the first JW
What a fucking waste of potential, only salvaged by the babysitter being vored because it was actually something unexpected that hadn't happened in the franchise before
the kids are annoying especially the autismo, the CEO character is the biggest retard in the franchise, the whole dinos for military plot was at least 15 years too late what with the existence of drones already, the rampage scene is wasted since it's just flying dinos, raptor training is retarded, I can go on
Better than Dominion for sure which has the most mind boggling ideas in existence for a script that felt more like a boomer humiliation ritual

>>212299497
>It's shallow slop that retards like you ate up because you're so starved for good writing and you don't even know it that you'll take anything out of desperation and call it kino.
Well said.

>>212292078
JP Trexs are weak as fuck.