Thread 212290954 - /tv/ [Archived: 895 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:34:17 AM No.212290954
jonah hill
jonah hill
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why is this shit still so ungodly funny after all these years? I've literally read at least hundreds of threads about it. but each time it still feels fresh, original, and entertaining.
can anyone just explain it? is my sense of humor skewed or what?
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:36:32 AM No.212290999
i dont remember much about it but it was deeply insensitive, he's a millionaire actor in some of the best comedies ever made and the interviewer is just like "so your just some fat guy, correct? do you ever get tired of just being some fat guy?"
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:38:06 AM No.212291040
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>Fresh, original and entertaining? Thats three words you won't read in any of the reviews for your movies, Jonah
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:39:25 AM No.212291075
>>212291040
>>>212291040
>>>>212291040
>>>>212291040
ORNELAL I WILL FUCKING GRILL YOU
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:12:41 AM No.212291833
>>212291075
>The only thing you're grilling is a triple cheeseburger with extra bacon, by the looks of it
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:42:11 AM No.212292538
>>212291040
>BTFO
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:57:24 AM No.212292857
>>212291040
CHRONOLOGICAL EXTENSION
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:08:50 AM No.212293114
>>212290954 (OP)
it's hilarious because jonah hill sucks and everyone knows but pretends otherwise
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:14:44 AM No.212293213
It is screaming for a movie adaptation. Jonah could play himself. Larry David to direct.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:21:01 AM No.212293316
>>212290954 (OP)
>what am I, your pimp?
that would shut her up, there's literally no rebuttal, if I were in the audience I'd think that's staged because of how perfectly she builds up her story for that punchline

>inb4 le blimp xDDD
that wouldn't work because she's speaking french
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:21:28 AM No.212293327
Here is what Slavoj Zizek has to say on the matter:

Ah! Yes, yes, you see—this is a wonderful question! Because here, with Jonah Hill and the French weather girl, we touch upon what Lacan would call the objet petit a, the little object-cause of desire—something which eludes understanding, but structurally returns again and again, like the Real.

So, let us remember the scene: Jonah Hill, this American comic actor, comes to a French talk show, and this weather girl, I forget her name—it doesn’t matter, let’s call her the symbolic French feminine Other—she mocks him, lightly, flirtatiously, but with a certain jouissance, a perverse enjoyment that is clearly at his expense. She makes fun of his appearance, his awkwardness, even his Frenchness—or lack thereof.

Now, why is this still funny after all these years?

1/2
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:22:42 AM No.212293346
>>212293327
Because it is a perfect crystallization of several ideological and libidinal contradictions:

American sincerity vs. French irony. Jonah Hill comes from this Hollywood ethos of the nice guy, the vulnerable man, someone who is always trying to be liked. But the French woman, she embodies a kind of nonchalant cruelty, a flirtation that is also an act of symbolic castration. She is not interested in comfort. She plays the role of the Lacanian analyst, drawing out his anxiety.

The function of embarrassment. Here, embarrassment becomes a kind of public spectacle—a ritual humiliation. But not in a cruel way—it is humorous because it reveals the Real of the social encounter. Jonah Hill tries to smile through it, but we can all feel the unbearable tension beneath. This tension, this disavowed horror, is precisely why we laugh!

And most importantly—it endures because it is a meme of the Real. It circulates not for its content, but because of what it represents—the universal situation of the subject caught in the Other’s desire. Jonah is everyman! Every subject who tries to be cool, to be liked, and is instead confronted with the radical Otherness of the Other.

In a way, this little clip is a compressed ideology critique: American celebrity meets European cynicism, masculinity meets feminine jouissance, performance meets the slip of the unconscious—and it all happens on daytime television!

So yes—it is still funny, perhaps even more funny now, because we realize we are all Jonah Hill, every time we log into social media and hope to be liked... only to be roasted by someone named Chloé in the comments.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:22:51 AM No.212293354
>>212293316
Keep posting it Jonah, maybe if you post it enough it will make it true. FATTY!
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:23:29 AM No.212293361
>>212290954 (OP)
It's an unwinnable scenario
There's nothing Jonah could have said to one-up Ornella, especially with his response needing to be translated into french
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:23:29 AM No.212293362
>>212293327
next time delete the part where the ai echoes your prompt
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:25:29 AM No.212293405
>>212293361
>>212293316
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:26:20 AM No.212293423
>>212293316
I like how the pimpfags always conventiently forget or even simply omit the fact that he called her a whore before she destroyed him, so your reasoning is simply wrong.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:27:22 AM No.212293443
>>212293362
My prompt was actually just "Please explain to me, Slavoj Zizek, why Jonah Hill being made fun of by a french weathergirl is still funny after all these years."
I liked the "lack of Frenchness" so much though that I left it in.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:28:20 AM No.212293459
>>212293423
and? that only makes this response better
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:28:48 AM No.212293467
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>>212293316
That translated to French would be "Je suis ton mac?" and Ornella would have replied "You look like you ate a ton of big macs."

You can't win.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:29:49 AM No.212293491
>>212293459
No it doesn't.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:30:50 AM No.212293513
>>212293467
MORE TIME YOU EVIL BITCH!
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:31:05 AM No.212293519
>>212293459
No it doesn't, at all. It just shows how he "insulted" her first, so her reaction to "insult" him back is entirely justified. It's a quick back-and-forth and that's it. By replying with such an obviously butthurt line, Jonah exposes himself as the thin-skinned faggot he is.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:34:12 AM No.212293573
>>212293491
>>212293519
>I heard you like taking dicks pretty often
>I have a fantasy where you bring leo and pitt to me and then leave
>so I'm your pimp?
it perfectly lines up autists, she's basically admitting she's a prostitute
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:34:44 AM No.212293579
>>212293467
NO GODDAMNIT IT WAS OVER WE HAD WON
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:35:55 AM No.212293605
>>212293467
Oh shit it blew right in our fat faces Jonah bros
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:37:21 AM No.212293631
>>212293573
Even if you were right, which you aren't, see >>212293467.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:38:04 AM No.212293642
>>212293631
concession accepted
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:38:19 AM No.212293651
>>212293573
>she's basically admitting she's a prostitute
There's not a single word about money, so if anything she would be a regular slut.
Who would sleep with anyone but Jonah.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:39:20 AM No.212293663
>>212293346
>So yes—it is still funny, perhaps even more funny now, because we realize we are all Jonah Hill, every time we log into social media and hope to be liked... only to be roasted by someone named Chloé in the comments.
absolutely savage
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:39:21 AM No.212293664
>>212293573
Being a prostitute or pimp isn't seen as poorly in France as it is in Burgerland. Being fat and ugly is a far greater crime.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:40:46 AM No.212293686
>>212293642
You really are Jonah aren't you? Lose as much weight as you want you fat Jew, your soul will always be FAT.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:42:25 AM No.212293710
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>>212293642
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:45:26 AM No.212293753
>>212291040
MORE TIME!!!
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:54:57 AM No.212293921
>>212293405
the funniest thing about ornellapositing is the jonahfags who think they've solved it and desperately look for other anons to validate their "victory"
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:58:14 AM No.212293981
>>212290954 (OP)
Ok go to website
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 10:06:53 AM No.212294147
>>212293921
There are actual jonahfags? I thought this was all a bit of fun?
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 10:11:37 AM No.212294237
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>>212293316
>what am I, your pimp?
No, but you're certainly plump
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:13:45 PM No.212295902
>>212293467
Based
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:18:02 PM No.212295943
>>212290954 (OP)
jonah is just a generational talent in comedy. you may not him because of his heritage but you should still give credit where it's due
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:19:31 PM No.212295956
He was good in superbad
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:39:50 PM No.212296151
>>212290954 (OP)
I don’t get why famous people give a shit what anybody thinks about them. You’re super rich and respected in your field, who gives a fuck what some third world country bumpkin weather girl says about you to rage bait. You could just get up and leave and bang some women who make this chick look like a 6 before you call up Leo and laugh about the whole thing together.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:49:50 PM No.212296275
>FAT you are FAT Jonah and I am beautiful. I would NEVER have sex with you because you are FAT.
>*One hundred frogs roar with laughter*
You literally can't win
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:32:06 PM No.212297814
>>212296151
Money doesn't make you not a loser. It makes you a loser with money.
It's all in the mind.
Look at Elon, best example for that.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:55:27 PM No.212298238
IMG_OHSHITT
IMG_OHSHITT
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why did he let it hit the ground?
i would've swept down and caught it.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 3:04:41 PM No.212298416
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It would've been very easy to destroy her.
But Jonah's a liberal, so he would never say what needed to be said.
Pic is why.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 3:10:10 PM No.212298528
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>>212291040
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 3:30:55 PM No.212298988
>>212290999
It's worse. She basically just tells him to his face he's completely unfuckable despite said accomploshments
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 3:38:56 PM No.212299159
>>212298238
He was holding a cigarette in his other hand and would have had to drop his tobacco addiction to catch the caffeine addiction
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:13:55 PM No.212299848
He can't "win" with a riposte. Best Jonah could do I think is laugh and say "Yes I had a similar dream", then move on.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:18:47 PM No.212299956
>>212293361
He could have just started sobbing and called her a bully. Then everyone would feel sorry for him and hate her.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:19:53 PM No.212299991
>>212299956
>Then everyone would have laughed at him for being such a faggot
ftfy
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:21:26 PM No.212300021
>>212299991
Cancel them for homophobia using his Jewish connections. Think outside the box me old goy.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:56:18 PM No.212300785
ok guys how many times have /tv/ been ornellaposting since the original incident? 1000 times?
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:00:43 PM No.212300880
>>212300785
>1000 times

We used to have multiple threads made every hour. It wouldn't be uncommon to see 3 Jonah/Ornella threads on the Catalog at the same time. Try 50,000
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:08:04 PM No.212301018
Basically the french chick though jonah was an actual comedian and not a nepo baby. Fat comedians absolutely are ready to joke about their own weight/looks. Then everyone there realized jonah just took comedy roles as they were all he could get
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:09:20 PM No.212301054
>>212300880
10,000 posts that mention Ornella alone
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:30:24 PM No.212301536
>>212293316
you sound mad
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:34:50 PM No.212301643
*pulls out glock* is one of my all time favorite tv pastas
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:36:37 PM No.212301690
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CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 6:15:18 PM No.212302610
>>212301690
I knew that black men like fat white women, didn't knew it works the other way too.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 6:18:09 PM No.212302674
>>212298416
What's going on in this Pic? I don't get it.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 6:18:22 PM No.212302682
>>212290954 (OP)
Has he had any new movies upcoming? I haven't heard from him since that Netflix romcom with the cgi kiss.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:20:00 PM No.212304450
>>212290954 (OP)
Yes
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:30:37 PM No.212304755
>>212302610
Jonah Hills not white, hes Jewish.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:38:14 PM No.212304982
>>212293921
>>212294147

I don't even understand how there could be jonahfags to begin with. He's the fucking poster boy for unfunny, untalented hack that got pushed on everyone because he's part of the small hat tribe.

But I guess there are enough fat and ugly people on here to see past that and see an attack on him as an attack on them.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:41:48 PM No.212305108
>>212293664
Quit projecting.