ITT: times you acted like Lydia Tar

>>212291537 (OP)
This movie was reddit.

1. Women can't be good conductors. This is one of the immutable facts of existence. Women can be good pianists and other things, but they can't be good conductors.

2. Mahler is a shit composer and I'm tired of Hollywood making movies centred around his music.

>>212292037
>1
Why

>>212291537 (OP)
I fucked my son's bully to stop the bullying but accidentally got pregnant

>>212291537 (OP)
Why did this look like CIA in the thumbnail

>>212292037
>1. Women can't be good conductors. This is one of the immutable facts of existence. Women can be good pianists and other things, but they can't be good conductors.
I don't know enough about conducting to dispute this (although I don't doubt it because men are better at everything than women) but Lydia is very masculine in almost everything she does. A lesbian imitating male energy might make for a better than average conductor.

>>212292239
Kek it really does

>her daughter
Does that make her a Tar baby?

>>212292109
>I fucked my son's bully to stop the bullying but then my son and his dad walked in and my mind broke as I ahegao'd in front of them
A classic.

on a scale of 1 to "sushi scene from billionaire" where does this fall on the author-insert, total-lack-of-self-awareness cringe scale

>>212292059
It's simply a mystery of existence, we can guess at the reason, but ultimately you just have to resign yourself to the fact.

>>212292329
Believe me, I've seen plenty of lesbian conductors, and they just can't do it. Lesbians never have the authority of a male, and authority is imperative to the conductor.

>>212291537 (OP)
What the fuck was up with her conducting monster hunter music at the end?

Just saw the scene and its gay compres to true detective s2 scene.

>>212291537 (OP)
That's a tranny

conductors don't even do anything

>>212291537 (OP)
please move this thread to

>>/v/

>>212292941
I do find it hard to see how they influence anything.

>>212292059
Uh, because women have cooties and they're destroying society.

>>212292941
>>212293056
Compare two famous conductors, like Bohm and Furtwangler, performance of a Beethoven symphony and the importance will be obvious.

>>212292037
>Women can't be good conduct-

https://youtu.be/enuOArEfqGo

>>212293137
symphonys are too long

>>212293164
retard

>>212293137
Did they use the exact same orchestra?

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>>212292037
>>212292426
>waving a baton in front 50 grown-up band kids is HARD and only for the MANLIEST OF BADASS MEN
Jesus, finally something more embarrassing the pretending being a chef is hard

>>212293186
try hard

>>212293224
Difference in orchestra doesn't account for such an excessive interpretive difference.

>>212293344
Can you find me a comparison where the conductor is the only variable change?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VTAXQYic9uU&pp=ygUEVGFyIA%3D%3D

>Bach? He's a fucking white male, I do not care about his music.

>>212293469
Obviously there's thousands of such examples since recordings became common. Just search up famous conductor names next to famous orchestra names and find something within a similar time period.

>>212293479
That Planet of the Apes joke was great. I'm amazed it got into the final film without someone complaining.

>>212291537 (OP)
cate blanchett is so obscenely overrated it's comical

>>212292473
Because in the end, she realized she simply loved music and conducting, and not all the fame and other superficial bullshit she had previously.

>>212293479
Literally me

>>212292473
video game music is considered lowest of the low

>>212291537 (OP)
I'm too old for this pretentious twattery. I used to listen to NPR. I even used to listen to Mahler. It's all bullshit. Jewish bullshit. Couldn't finish the movie.

>>212295075
cate blanchett has never looked sexy her entire life. by far her most attractive trait is... her voice lol

>>212295145
She is sexy now and she has always been sexy.

>>212295145
She is odd looking, but is still sexy. Which is vexing and makes it twice as sexy.