Ok here's the current status of Jurassic - /tv/ (#212294600) [Archived: 902 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/3/2025, 10:33:25 AM No.212294600
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This is what Rogue 1 was to Star Wars what Rebirth was to Jurassic Park.

The 2nd best Jurassic film since the original.
It's the most original movie since JP.
It side steps all the Jurassic World JJ Abrahms muh nostalgia nonsense and doesn't touch the absurb storyline of Dominion.
It is a stand alone piece more connected with the theme of the original book and the lost world book.

It has very little nostalgic parts (but isn't free of them)
It has genuine horror moments.

The CGI is 3rd behind JP and TLW.
It is like Jurassic park 3 but good is the easy way to summize it.

Yes its brilliant.
So it now goes

>Jurassic Park
>Jurassic World Rebirth
>The Lost World

C TIER
>Jurassic Park

D TIER
>Fallen Kingdom (first half only)

Z TIER
>Dominican

FAGGOT TIER
>Jurassic World
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 10:35:08 AM No.212294630
I am filtering all Jurassic world threads now thanks for reminding me
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 10:37:48 AM No.212294669
>>212294630
This, im not gonna watch your shitty blockbuster bullshit cgi fest.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 10:41:47 AM No.212294721
>>212294600 (OP)
OP here.

This is NOT a shill thread by the way.
Sure I am PAID.
But I genuinely LOVED the movie. So my praise is SINCERE.
I would have made the thread anyway.

Yes its brilliant.
So go watch it.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 10:46:20 AM No.212294784
>>212294721
I did and I am you loser.
If you like Jurassic World and Force Awakens you are a retarded nostaliga child
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 10:46:52 AM No.212294789
Why did they give her character big fake bazongers?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 10:48:35 AM No.212294813
it was boring
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 10:53:42 AM No.212294893
>>212294600 (OP)
>Rogue One
so, complete garbage that must be avoided
good to know
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 11:03:50 AM No.212295036
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It's just not the same without the Ford Explorer
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 11:05:12 AM No.212295053
I like all the Jurassic Park movies except the second one because the boat scene ruins the entire movie.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 11:14:16 AM No.212295177
>>212294600 (OP)
I miss the woman with the giant ass
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 11:15:04 AM No.212295185
>>212294600 (OP)
Reminder all nu wars is faggot shit
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 11:16:08 AM No.212295204
>>212294600 (OP)
Only the og movie exists
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 11:19:03 AM No.212295247
>>212294600 (OP)
>This is what Rogue 1 was to Star Wars what Rebirth was to Jurassic Park.
Some shilled garbage which didn't even fit with the original movie at all? Pathetically forced out of place callbacks? Innumerable inconsistency with don't fit with what's already been established. Out of place female lead who's better than everyone else for no reason? Shove it up your sisters cunt.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:08:36 PM No.212295841
>>212294600 (OP)
shill thread
this movie is just Anaconda hunt for the blood orchids