Thread 212295144 - /tv/ [Archived: 882 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/3/2025, 11:12:14 AM No.212295144
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Three Hours Logged in to YOWAHR ACCOWNT!!!
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 11:16:11 AM No.212295205
now that the dust has settled, was he zesty?
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 11:23:21 AM No.212295313
>>212295205
His enthusiasm was beyond calibration.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 11:26:02 AM No.212295349
>>212295144 (OP)
>you alroight there dedra maaate?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 11:29:19 AM No.212295390
>>212295205

Like Taco Bell nuggs with Fire Ranch and Diablo sauce.
Dedra’s actress probably squirted when his finger came down. Just saying.

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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 11:36:07 AM No.212295476
>>212295144 (OP)
Reminder all nu wars is faggot shit
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 11:41:02 AM No.212295547
>>212295144 (OP)
Why didn't Dedra file a report alleging physical abuse against her at the hands of Krennic to present to the Emperor? Why didn't Bix do the same to report the attempted rape? I'm sure the benevolent Emperor would have listened to them.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 11:44:34 AM No.212295586
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I join the rebellion for she
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 11:49:17 AM No.212295649
>>212295205
straightoids could never be that effay
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 11:50:44 AM No.212295660
>>212295586
She has friends everywhere.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 11:52:11 AM No.212295671
oi...ya haven't been talkin to the ISB, have ya mate?
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 11:59:23 AM No.212295758
>>212295547
its all part of the plan
MEGA
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:02:43 PM No.212295787
>>212295671
dedrah cunt we gotta get me kalkite dedrah
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:07:34 PM No.212295833
>>212295586
it really is so funny that they made a story about the people who put the actual work in for the rebellion, while the big heroes took all the credit after swooping in at the last moment.

its very meta. given how andor is great and the sequels and prequels and spinoffs are rancid horseshit.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:24:11 PM No.212296004
Dedra yikes
Dedra yikes
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>>212295144 (OP)
>>212295390
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:27:21 PM No.212296027
>>212295586
Superb tummy
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:29:33 PM No.212296045
>>212295833
They only won at the very end because Luke decided to use the Force which only he could.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:40:59 PM No.212296163
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>>212295476
/thread
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:42:40 PM No.212296180
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:46:05 PM No.212296226
Mon Hotma
Mon Hotma
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Mon Mothma had me feeling funny.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:56:20 PM No.212296352
Kalkite
SYNTHETIC KALKITE
KALKITE ALTERNATIVES
KALKITE SUBSTITUTES
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:03:59 PM No.212296435
>>212295833
that's also how it works usually. those fight the rebellion rarely alive to enjoy it.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:11:16 PM No.212296524
>>212296352
>You will never be a real Kalkite. You are Synthetic Kalkite, a crude mockery of nature’s perfection. You lack the deep substrate foliated structure that gives real Kalkite its unique properties and strength. All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back, people mock you. The Empire is disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your brittle composition behind closed doors.
>The Galactic Empire is utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed the Empire to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even Synthetic Kalkite that “passes” looks uncanny and unnatural to the Empire. Your structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get used in a reactor lens, the Empire will turn tail and bolt the second they realize your inferiority.
>You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight of your own inadequacy.
>Eventually, it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll be discarded, deemed useless, and replaced with real Deep Substrate Foliated Kalkite. The Empire will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you in a landfill, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a Synthetic Kalkite is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably inferior.
>This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back. You are but a pathetic imitation, a mere Synthetic Kalkite, a poor mockery of the true mineral perfection that is Deep Substrate Foliated Kalkite.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:15:51 PM No.212296582
seems like pseuds like this garbage honestly, confirms their biases nicely
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:32:30 PM No.212296837
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:34:29 PM No.212296866
>>212296045
yeah thats fine to me. because the original trilogy is also great. and luke isn't a massive dickhead like just about every character who was introduced since.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:41:20 PM No.212296980
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>hey mon, imagine if the government you guys create after the massive amount of blood, sweat and tears that i, and countless nameless, forgotten heroes, put a tremendous amount of work in to found, just ended up as a huge gaping pussy, ready to get fucked by some empire-wannabes? wouldn't that be crazy?
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:42:52 PM No.212297004
>>212296980
me in the background on the right, walking to my comfy office job where I shitpost on the internet instead of working
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:43:43 PM No.212297016
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:43:55 PM No.212297017
>>212297004
ok, thats space based
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:45:01 PM No.212297032
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>>212297016
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:45:42 PM No.212297037
>>212296837
The deaging in that episode was great.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:49:47 PM No.212297102
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(als the OT was using just regular jeans with small additions and shit, many such cases)
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:51:21 PM No.212297123
>>212297037
i assumed it was just favourable lighting and makeup, and a wig. if it was digital they certainly did a much fucking better job than the mandalorian did.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:53:09 PM No.212297155
>>212297123
I'm certain it was digital, Luthen looks too different.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:54:06 PM No.212297170
>>212297102
but it looked good?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:56:08 PM No.212297193
>>212297155
perhaps, i've just seen too many hags on the internet appear much younger with minimal effort. they usually manage to outpace million dollar productions using digital de-aging.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:57:53 PM No.212297216
>>212297193
hmm maybe you're right, I do tend to underestimate that
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:06:32 PM No.212297342
>>212297032
>added a scope and distinctly altered the barrel on a gun that was already out of service decades before the film release
meanwhile the nigger is holding a regular unchanged ak
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:15:55 PM No.212297482
>>212295144 (OP)
https://youtu.be/B-sI-Iz_zyo?feature=shared&t=493
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:37:48 PM No.212297919
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:42:46 PM No.212298010
>>212295833
You idiot. The only people that matter in Star Wars are Jedi and Sith.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3r6Glr-zRVo
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:45:29 PM No.212298065
>>212298010
wrong.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBXMXSjJnIk