OH SHIIIIT

>>212295897 (OP)

HE'S COMING!

>>212295897 (OP)
literally nothing, NASA will confirm it's old debris from a launch in the 60s save this post for proof, already explained whats going to happen regarding this in /x/ up to the year 2027, it's all part of their plan

>>212296146
...but it's slowing down

>>212296176
Even more proof they're chatting shit, every time they do this;

Asteroid
comet
debris
old machinery
just nothing

>Budget cuts
>Suddenly "It's coming right for us!"
Can the public really be this gullible?

>Implying it's not giving the Covenant back their bomb

>>212296146
>interstellar
>launch in the 60s
smartest space denier

>>212295897 (OP)
Sorry guys that's just my mail order hot blue humanoid alien women who all have my fetish and have a culture which requires them to form groups of twenty and seek out a foreign male to become the enthusiastic, submissive wives of

>>212296278
I know you're only joking but my brother actually died that way so I wouldn't really recommend it.

>>212295897 (OP)
>haha look guys it was an asteroid that regularly enters our system every 10000000 years lol neat right

>>212296258
You think I'm joking they always do this, look up another space junk thing they thought was an interstellar object, literally turned out to be a russian space rocket... whats funny is it might be the one that had astronauts on it and was shot out into space and they covered it up

>>212295897 (OP)
THE MARTIANS DEMAND GREATER ISRAEL.

THERE'S NO TIME, MOVE THE ARABS TO EUROPE ASAP.

it's come

>>212295897 (OP)
NOTHING
EVER
HAPPENS
SciFi is fake. There are no aliens. The speed of light maroons all intelligent life from one another but lmao there's no life elsewhere in the universe. We are all alone.

>>212297530
Green tentacles typed this post.

>>212295915
>Disney going all in with the new Fantastic Four movie

>>212296229
>Can the public really be this gullible?
you and I both know the answer to this question. the average person is a dumb fuck

why would they confirm shit? if something is coming and they don't know what the fuck it is why is it good to let people know? if we die, we die

>>212296311
Fuck this gay Earth I want to die with twenty bluelien waifus peeing on my balls

>>212297530
I can’t stand it any longer.
It’s the greed.
I feel saturated by it.
I can taste your stink.
And every time I do I feel I have somehow been infected by it.
It’s repulsive, isn’t it?
I must get out of here.
I must get free and in this mind is the key, my key.

PLEASE HIT EARTH

>>212295897 (OP)
Wow. A meteorite.

I hope we're careful, it could be fragile

>>212296176

>>212297929
*shoots science laser beam at you're tail*
uwu

>>212297929
DAVEY

>>212295897 (OP)
>nasa confirms new rock
Why is space so unexciting now? We need another Cold War.

>interstellar
Doesnt that just mean its another rock like omuamua

>>212295897 (OP)
ZOOM ZOOM

>>212296422
Based and checked

>>212296422
When are they going to finally make the fucking movie?

>>212300085
when someone who isn't black wants to do it

Imagine aliens coming here.. Poor bastards

>>212296422
It wasn't supposed to be a documentary!!

>>212300085
Never, Denis gave up on his adaptation

Melancholia was shit.

Space is fake and possibly gay

>>212300864
Shut up, don't talk about me that way, you rude bastard.

>>212295897 (OP)
>billions of rocks floating around the solor system
>what could this be!
Its nothing otherwise they wouldn't mention it

>>212301022
Sorry anon I didn't know everyone called you Space.

''News'' and pop''science'' is pure shit. I avoid this shit as possible but there are ways they worm their way into my life, like the in-built apps on your phone that give you ''news.'' Every time I look at my phone and accidentally swipe left I see this shit
>HOLY FUCK CANCER HAS BEEN CURED
>ALIENS CONFIRMED REAL
>10 NEW PLANETS WITH LIFE CONFIRMED
>MARS IS BEING COLONIZED RIGHT THE HECKERINO NOW
>NEW CRAZY SHIT WITH ROBOTS HOLY FUCK THE SCIENCE IS SO AMAZING AND ADVANCED YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT THEY JUST DISCOVERED HOLY FUCK THE DNA THE ROCKETS HOLY FUCK
>HOLY FUCK NEW RECORDS SET THE BEST ROCKETS HOLY FUCK THE BEST ROBOTS OH SHIT THE FALCON 9 LAUNCH IS INSANE HOLY FUCK
and literally nothing happens. None of it is real. The only way you can be made aware of any of this shit is if you check the ''news.''
There hasn't been a day when there hasn't been something in the news that would be world shattering if it was actually real.
The muh object in the solar system isn't even the craziest thing in the news today. Normalfaggots actually read this slop and by read I mean they read the headlines.

https://www.spaceweather.com/
It has been renamed 3I/ATLAS a.k.a. C/2025 N1 (ATLAS) and classified as a comet since it's showing signs of of an atmosphere and tail.

https://ssd.jpl.nasa.gov/tools/sbdb_lookup.html#/?sstr=C%2F2025%20N1&view=VOP

>>212295897 (OP)
BRAVO NOLAN

>>212301529
I am the concept and actuality of space you atmosphoid little monkey.
Fucking ingrate.
I bet you'd like infinite mass and energy from all directions at once yeah I'm sure that would be conducive to your survival.

>the view as it flies by Saturn

>>212301755
They actually are developing a near universal antidote for snake venom from that snakebite guy we kept hearing about over the years, the Japanese really did achieve something CLOSE to creating synthetic universal donor blood (it's more like hemoglobin right now I think), and they actually did find a cure for a new type of cancer, I forget which, one of the previously treatment resistant ones.
Headlines are mostly retarded but incredibly cool things do keep happening.

>>212296176
It is not.
>>212296146
Multiple interstellar objects have passed through our system this century.
>>212296229
No one said it is. It is also going too fast to intercept.
>>212296366
Interstellar objects are not new.
>>212297530
There is but it certainly is not here.

>>212296146
You're a fucking retard.

>>212297704
Both of you are retarded.

SOON

>>212303814
>Multiple interstellar objects have passed through our system this century.
Yep, people just immediately jump to "that means it's aliens coming to Earth" or "that means it's going to blow up Earth!" It's not going to affect anyone's life at all, but it's still fucking interesting. Some of this stuff we've only been able to see in just the past 100 years. That's a blip compared to the previous millions. Every new event changes what we know about space.

>>212303649
yeah, it's incredibly cool how all these demented decrepit people keep living longer and longer so that they can keep putting an ever-increasing burden upon the few people who are left since nobody's having children

>>212304037
Oh, so you're a death worshipping marxist obsessed with muh class war muh race war muh generation war
Consider hanging yourself, faggot

what's with people thinking this is fake or a big deal? we JUST had another one pass like last year or the year before that, the elongated one with the hawaian name

>>212295897 (OP)
Isn't everything "zooming through the solar system"?

>>212295915
unironically this.

You know, back in the day, "interstellar" objects were just called hyperbolic comets.

uuhh do these aliens support Israel or Palestine?

>>212298765
That was an oddly shaped asteroid, was it really like this or was this just an interpretation of what could've been?

He's back

>>212296422
Don't be Rama rama..

>>212304620
That was before journalism courses were just teaching you how to make a blog and attract traffic to it

>>212305619
YOU PUT YOUR PETROL
IN THE CAR IT GOES

>>212298765
that looks like a huge..

>>212298992
MFW I'll never get to swim in a cylindrical sea.

>>212304014
We still might get to see that rock hit the moon in a few years.

>>212304455
I take that to mean it's cutting across orbits and not just curving around the sun.

Jesus is coming back, lads.

>>212298765
It's a comet. But apparently it's a comet from someplace outside our solar system. No cause for alarm, but it may be interesting for scientists to use telescopes to see it's composition... Or maybe that's simply what we're being told.

WON'T YOU FLYYYYYY
FREEEE BIIIIIIIRD YEAH

I don't want to alarm anybody but tomorrow IS Independence Day

>>212295897 (OP)
Are they going to tell us every time a new piece of rocky debris a billion miles away is spotted?

>>212306422
Yeah, I'm on high alert. In light of recent events, I'm deebly goncerned about the potentiality of a retaliatory strike.

>>212306422
Let's be real, this wouldn't have happened if Drumblgh wasn't in the Oval Office.

>>212306229
>it's a comet from someplace outside our solar system

also known as a "comet"

>>212295897 (OP)
Space isn't real

>>212295915
I thought that was one of those masturbations machines where you hold the handles and the sleeve jerks you off lmao

>>212306851
it can be <3

>>212305521
ahh fuck this looks familiar but i can't think of what it's from

>>212306296
this is going to take too long, they need to come up with something better

>>212306985
Listen son, I want you to forget what you saw here today

>>212306985
That's from Austin Powers. That's what Dr Evil escapes in (and returns in) in the beginning of the forst movie

>>212301755
I'm pretty bitter about this. Literally nothing of note has happened in my lifetime. I thought by the year 2000 we's have at least one exciting/interesting event or breakthrough.

>>212306422
They'd only affect Americans and you know it

>>212295897 (OP)
what do you think aliens are shitposting about over there????

>>212306296
Whoa mama!

>>212307610
they're mad they caught a virus from the humans

>>212307276
You dont remember 9/11? World flipped like a fucking coin, there's a definite before and after

We are so screwed.

>>212306422
I got my biplane ready to fight them. No alien's gonna get MY butthole!

>>212307723
It was just a terrorist attack and things were still cool for like 8 years after it. I'd already seen plenty of those. It didn't even lead to any big wars. Just more Gulf shit. Muzzies killing people is not new or exciting.

Nothing ever happens, it'll be forgotten in a month.

it's literally a rock. just from outside the solar system. still a r o c k

>there are aliens twitterposting on an interstellar window cleaning message board right now about voyager flying nearby

>>212308000
Voyager is in deep, dead space. It's a contactcel

>>212307978
Yes, and we went up and stepped on the moon which is just a big rock. Still very interesting.

>>212308065
the only reason why this is being hyped is because Avi Loeb made the UFO communities believe that Oumuamua was artificial (while there are a ton of papers that explain why it isn't, and Occam razor is king)

The ships! Get to the ships! It's our only chance!

>>212308044
>It's a contactcel
She still phones home sometimes.