Thread 212296459 - /tv/ [Archived: 876 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:05:59 PM No.212296459
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Why are people upset at Jesus returning to South Park. They've done since before the first episode and he is usually the hero
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:11:42 PM No.212296530
>>212296459 (OP)
Does Cartman mock Jewsus like he mocks Jews and Muslims and Africans? I can't really remember.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:12:39 PM No.212296548
>>212296459 (OP)
All of these twitter groypercucks are just teens that LARP as being christians to "stick it to the libs and joos", but none of them have ever read the bible, let alone set foot on a church. And I bet none of them were even alive when Jesus was a regular character in early South Park.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:20:59 PM No.212296651
>>212296459 (OP)
Sure, its not like they have ever made fun of jew gold or have a main character who relentlessly makes fun of the jew characters or anything.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:21:59 PM No.212296668
>>212296548
They definitely don't know that the precursor to south park was jesus vs santa shorts.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:23:14 PM No.212296689
>>212296548
groypers are mostly atheistic "cultural christians" that are so because they consider it contrarian
they also support muslim oligarchies and terrorist groups, so I wouldn't take what they (claim to) represent seriously. Also Fuentes is a glowie.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:24:55 PM No.212296709
Kyle's family is jewish and they've called his mom a fat bitch since the beginning
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:26:36 PM No.212296737
>>212296689
I'm not saying they're right about everything, but the Taliban did overthrow feminism and gays in a week.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:33:36 PM No.212296854
>>212296459 (OP)
Hayasaka Aryan is such a hack, fuck you if you're reading this
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:36:31 PM No.212296895
>>212296459 (OP)
Because they’re safe edgy pussies. They’re too afraid to make fun of sand niggers, and mocking them and/or kikes would be much more topical and relevant to today, but instead they fall back to mocking Christianity for the millionth time. It’s boring.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:38:49 PM No.212296937
>>212296895
>They’re too afraid to make fun of sand niggers
Durka Durka Allah Muhammed Jihad!!!
>I keel you for muhammed pictures, dirty jew.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:38:53 PM No.212296940
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>NOOO YOU CAN'T DEPICT JESUS IT GOES AGAINST CHRISTIANITY
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:41:04 PM No.212296974
People are wiser to Jewish tricks than they used to be. Even normies.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:43:22 PM No.212297008
>>212296895
When arabs and jews are the ethnic majority instead of christians for the millionth time running, they will make fun of what is more pervasive and familiar.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:45:06 PM No.212297033
>>212296937
That was over 2 decades ago when making fun of Muslims was perfectly socially acceptable. Making fun of Christianity in 2025 with everything going on with kikes and sand niggers is the ultimate safe edgy pussy move and they’re rightfully being called out for it.

>>212297008
Exactly, safe edgy pussies. Not the heckin minorities even though sand niggers and kikes have been the most relevant geopolitical topic for the past 3 years
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:52:26 PM No.212297140
>>212296895
>They’re too afraid to make fun of sand niggers, and mocking them and/or kikes
Last episode
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:52:28 PM No.212297141
Who fucking cares about south park at this point? It was never that good to being with.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:53:31 PM No.212297160
>>212296940
To be fair, Orthodox Christians did have that iconoclast phase and destroyed all their sacred images of Rabbi Yeshua for a whole century lmao
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:53:32 PM No.212297161
>>212297033
>That was over 2 decades ago when making fun of Muslims was perfectly socially acceptable.
No, the muhammed episode was in 2010.

>Making fun of Christianity in 2025 with everything going on with kikes and sand niggers
You have no idea if they are only going to make fun of Christianity or use it as a vehicle to make fun of other religions like they have in the past, but as long as the most powerful man on earth is talking about how much he loves jesus and all the pundits are converting to Christianity to own the libs, its not safe at all to make fun of them.

>Exactly, safe edgy pussies.
No making fun of the majority of people is way less safe than punching down on minorities.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:54:46 PM No.212297177
>>212296459 (OP)
But seriously have they ever made fun of Israel before?
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:56:56 PM No.212297204
>Make fun of Christians
they turn the other cheek
>Make fun of Muslims
they cut your head off
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:00:47 PM No.212297255
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:01:17 PM No.212297258
>>212297141
You're sub 85 IQ.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:03:22 PM No.212297291
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>Rabbi Yeshua
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:08:08 PM No.212297366
>>212297177
Ginger Cow in 2013, South ParQ in 2021
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:12:40 PM No.212297428
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So are they going to show Mohammed again or are they pussies?
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:18:16 PM No.212297531
>>212297161
>No, the muhammed episode was in 2010.
I know that episode never aired but is there any place to find it?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:20:07 PM No.212297564
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Same energy
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:20:23 PM No.212297574
>>212296459 (OP)
People are brainrotted from the internet
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:21:24 PM No.212297594
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:22:07 PM No.212297613
one of the characters exists solely to be a walking jew joke on the other hand
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:26:36 PM No.212297692
They've always been decently kind when portraying Jesus, if they are hateful then thats kinda bad vibes and they are disconnected from the current culture, gen z is pretty pro-christ at least conceptually
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:26:52 PM No.212297698
>>212297428
they tried that remember? comedy central censored the entire episode lmao. can't blame matt and trey for that one
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:27:50 PM No.212297716
>>212297161
>No making fun of the majority of people is way less safe than punching down on minorities.
Tell that to Charlie Hebdo.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:30:35 PM No.212297776
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>>212296459 (OP)
>>212296548
>>212296530
>>212296651
Reminder if they were actually edgy they’d mock Palestinians as it casts the widest net
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:31:43 PM No.212297807
the amount of screeching kaguyas top gal causes in internet leftoids is quite the spectacle honestly
stonetoss tier seethe
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:34:04 PM No.212297848
South Park - S07E01 - Cancelled - 720p h265 .hdr.10bit.mkv_snapshot_19.07_[2025.07.03_14.31.17]
>ummm why don't they ever make fun of jews huh????
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:35:46 PM No.212297883
>>212296689
I love it when I see mass immigration condemned and sharia law endorsed in the same sentence from that kind of person.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:36:42 PM No.212297900
>>212296459 (OP)
What a bunch of pearl clutching faggots. I grew up Catholic and thought the Jesus character was excellent. Coolest character besides chef rip
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:37:39 PM No.212297917
>>212296459 (OP)
christ I hate groypers so much its unreal
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:38:29 PM No.212297927
>>212297698
The video of the mooslims talking shit on South Park animation was funny
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:47:45 PM No.212298104
>>212297807
is he your favorite latinx nazi?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:49:58 PM No.212298139
On a tangentially related note, who do you want to see return in the new season? I'm banking on Kenny and a girl that isn't Wendy.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:58:15 PM No.212298283
>>212297807
He's a literal who to most and a larping latinx to people who know about him
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:59:17 PM No.212298298
>>212298139
Grandpa Marsh seems due a cameo, hopefully Terrance And Philip
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 3:01:44 PM No.212298351
>>212297776
are you sure about this diagram? why would anyone get upset at sandniggers killing each other?
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 3:03:48 PM No.212298390
>>212298298
That'd be funny.
It'd be funnier if Randy was in a coma the whole season
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 3:27:52 PM No.212298918
>>212298351
>are you sure about this diagram?
jews like that guy always lie
he knows it's not accurate
they, as a people, are incapable of telling the truth
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 3:28:43 PM No.212298937
>>212297807
I recognise some of the words in this sentence
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:34:44 PM No.212300300
bump
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:41:42 PM No.212300459
Yeah, this was the obvious path the show was going after Drumph won again. They weren't going to rehash Garrison again. This time the wholesome nice guy LITERALLY JESUS character is going to tell red heats how they're being hypocrites for not taking in beaners or trimming the fat from public education. Quite tiresome. Don't worry, though. They'll "balance" it out with one limp wristed jew joke from wacky Mel Gibson, though.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:48:01 PM No.212300613
>>212300459
Jesus isn't a complete nice guy. He's an egotistical douche like Stan and did coke.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:03:58 PM No.212300945
>>212296459 (OP)
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:21:10 PM No.212301312
>Hey, Kenny?
>*muffled noises*
>*BBRRAAPPTT!*
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 6:13:20 PM No.212302560
bump
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 6:28:19 PM No.212302973
>>212296459 (OP)
Conservatives are the pioneers of censorship. What did you expect? Don't let the squawking of woke leftists let you forget who the real enemy is and always will be.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:18:03 PM No.212304388
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>Randy not featured in the promo
Ok, maybe I'll check out this season
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:46:04 PM No.212305249
>>212296459 (OP)
Jesus and pals is based.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:47:29 PM No.212305294
>>212304388
I'm sure 3 of the season's 6 episodes will still be about Tegridy faggotry
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:48:27 PM No.212305331
>>212297776
The Palestinians are literally getting genocided right now. The Jews killed around 200.000 of them. Mocking Palestinians may really be going too far. It's so serious there is probably more antisemitism now than in the 1930s
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:50:39 PM No.212305405
>>212297776
How would they even mock Palestinians though? Those guys sure get killed a lot?
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:52:02 PM No.212305445
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>>212298351
Mocking Palestinians would definitely upset lefties. On the right it would upset cuckservatives not so much because of the Palestinians themselves, but because it makes their beloved Israel look bad.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:59:19 PM No.212305644
>>212305405
Maybe something about Philistines.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:14:58 PM No.212306099
>>212305331
>there is probably more antisemitism now than in the 1930s
Get off the internet anon
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:23:55 PM No.212306406
>>212297776
safe(r) bet is making fun of ukraine, but that'd probably get the show banned throughout europe if it isn''t already
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:26:55 PM No.212306488
>>212305405
they could have scenes where crowds of them keep shouting "YES! we will destroy ISRAEL!" and cheering and waving flags, then get blown up by high-tech military hardware.

just do that exact same scene several times. the joke would be that they're historically not very good at gauging their chances of success.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:27:13 PM No.212306504
>>212296530
yeah he sang o holy night dressed as baby jesus talking about how he wanted presents because its his birthday.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:28:13 PM No.212306534
>>212297008
When arabs and jews are the ethnic majority

That's been reality for a few decades now.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:30:21 PM No.212306608
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>>212296940
>>212297428
No, Jesus© is the Christians mascot. What you aren’t allowed to do is depict God or speak his name in vain. Those religious scammers thought about everything. Anyone can market God but not their own trademark mascot.