>This scrawny woman is supposed to be a badass ex-marine mercenary who leads a group of huge muscular men
>Her entire squad is incompetent and have to be taught how to fight and survive by an inexperienced mexican family

how many more dinosaur islands are there?

>>212300057
Don't panic but there are dinosaurs under your feet right now.

>>212300057
As far as I know there's only 3

>Isla Nublar, where the park is located (almost entirely destroyed by the volcano's eruption, but some dinosaurs survived)
>Isla Sorna, where the main labs were located. Here's where the dinosaurs were created and raised until they were big enough to be moved to the park. Got carpet bombed at some point before World, all dinosaurs are dead.
>This new Rebirth island that's where the original InGen research facility was located. It was eventually turned into a dumpster for all the failed dinosaurs (those who were too dangerous for the park)

>>212300173
>the dinosaurs were cloned in our labs right here on this island
>uh, well actually the ORIGINAL dinosaur cloning island was this other one nearby, and the dinosaurs escaped and are still there after the other island was destroyed, we just didn't mention it in the other movie
>uh, well actually the ORIGINAL ORIGINAL dinosaur cloning island was this other other one nearby, and the dinosaurs escaped and are still there after the other original island was destroyed, we just didn't mention it in the other movie or the other movie or the other movie or the other movie or the other movie...

>>212300016 (OP)
Who gives a shit. She could instead be 1980s Arnold and the movie would still suck ass.

>>212300429
>Arnold fighting dinos with schlocky one-liners
>no Mexicans or kids/women
>no mutant dinos, real ones only
>no attempt at sophisticated ideas
Could be kino actually. Like Predator just with dinos.

Jurrassic park should have never had a sequel and the park should have been air/fuel bombed then struck with nuclear weapons post movie #1

john hammond should have been taken into custody, tried then executed in the state of utah by firing squad

>>212300016 (OP)
Modern soldiers carry guns, not huge swords incel.

>>212301266
Issue is, they only bring ONE gun for the entire squad, instead of each of them having their own guns

ScarJo also keeps bragging about her huge muscles

Gareth Edwards included some cool shots/sequences in this, but David Koepp really dropped the ball.

I sincerely doubt there's ideas for 20 movies, like Frank Marshall said, when they ran out of ideas after 1 and-a-half movies.

Also, I could almost buy the absurdly lax security measures in 2015's Jurassic World, if InGen had been running its business successfully, without a hitch, for 10 years. Complacency, or whatever. But now, it turns out they had a massive breach in security like that in their lab, and they didn't tight things up for their park?

>>212302055
Spielberg basically soft-directed the damn thing, it's his and Koepp's fault.

Marahahahsha Ali used his blerd power to escape from the big Dino.

>>212300016 (OP)
She looks like she's carrying a dose of botox that made her look like that.

>>212300609

I completely agree with you that Jurassic Park should have never had any sequels, but Hammond was based and should be spared. It's that cringe predatory jew Malcolm that should be executed.

>>212302151
Mother of god

>>212302151
This video is gruesome, but that guy felt no pain. His death was instantaneous. One of the more merciful death videos I've seen come out of the war in Ukraine tbqh.

Why do the cam copies always have screensavers floating across the screen?
Shit is so distracting

>>212302151

It was okay, not as woke as i though but still being better than dominion and fallen is not that much to say

>>212300016 (OP)
Can someone PLEASE explain that rifle.

>>212302500
That's how she gives the dinos enemas to help extract semen samples.

>>212302347
they don't just do it for free, they try to promote their site, be thankful the best looking release right now is not an indian bet site one

turned off after the snickers wrapper
go fuck yourself

>>212302583
Why not put it up in the corner though?

>>212300080
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>LET ME GO MOMMY, I NEED TO RUN FREE

>>212302632
dare I ask what this snickers wrapper is about?

>>212302151
Is he okay?

>>212302151
can someone describe what happened?

>>212302749
beginning scene the wacky white dude eats a snickers bar (forced advertising) drops the wrapper without noticing it gets sucked in the security door whatever the fuck shutting down the entire security system which for whatever reason means they get to have the scene where the derp rex gets to eat him

complete fucking garbage

>>212302861
whoa... it's like, the chaos theory in action, man

>>212302666
because it makes it harder to remove the watermark, it's like those subhuman facebook groups 'owning' memes and getting really angry at people stealing them.
>>212302910
it was like something straight out of final destination, it really sets the retarded tone for the rest of the movie

The fucking family was a waste of time

>>212302745
>cupping balls
>gripping shaft
hngggggg

>>212303046
so was the rest of the movie

>>212303019
Makes sense. Shit is so gay. I would have no problem watching it without the watermark

>>212300016 (OP)
you already lost WBshill, dinokino getting another billie.

>>212300532
Arnold telling a T-rex to train his tiny arms while holding his jaw, pure kino.

>>212300016 (OP)
don't care; not gonna watch

>>212303087
Nah i just wished it got back to Scarjo team

>>212302745
I wish she grew into a giantess in the movie and held the actual D-rex like that

>>212302535
Can confirm it works on human males too, just don't ask me how I know that.

there was zero reason for the drex to exist or even be in the movie

>>212303161
Hopefully a hottie did it to you

>>212303251
One reason. Toys.

>>212302841
war happened

>>212300016 (OP)
>this scrawny woman
You mean Scarlet Johansson the most famous and bankable female movie star of the last 25 years? That’s why she’s the lead you mong

>>212300016 (OP)
Real military women turn into blimps when they get out. And sometimes even before then!

>>212300057
There’s an entire dinosaur archipelago

Erm, I could've swore Johansson had fatter tits.

>>212300080
>>212303583
She had them reduced

Why do they keep doing this? This is even worse than the dragon cunt as a Sara Connor. You're telling me this short pudgy makeup-wearing barista-looking mouse is a badass fighter and a leader?

>>212300016 (OP)
Jurassic Park really only works for the initial concept of “Wild Theme Park goes Off the Rails” which Crichton has written successfully many other times (ie westworld). That’s why Jurassic Park and its initial soft reboot worked so well and all the sequels were awful. This series is literally just chasing the dragon.

>>212302583
Joker 2 dying with an Indian bet site ad running will never not be kino

>>212303121
Ideas like this are what make me excited for AI movies. I can actually have this again one day instead of the garbage they keep trying to force feed me. I’ll just design my own kino

>>212303706
>badass fighter

no such thing

>Jew involved in international organized crime adjacent profession
>Unrealistic

>>212303952
is the driver gonna be okay?

>>212303706
Hilarious casting.

>>212303706
>>212304084
Don't hate on my girl. I'm happy she got a paycheck.

Also, tell me how Linda Hamilton don't have any of those problems... no wait, forget what I'm talking about, pic related. Still, don't hate Emilia

>>212304190
shut up, waifufag

>>212304190
And now I want a cigarette.

>>212304022
Yeah, the camera wasn't damaged so he's likely ok too.

>>212300080
>I jumped
Fuck you

>>212300532
Can we just put an Injun as a main character and turn it into Turok?

I'm 25 minutes into the camrip and ScarJo really is a miscast for this type of role
also nobody in that squad seems charismatic, maybe they're all miscast

>>212304591
oh god the hispanic family
maybe the entire fucking movie is miscast holy shit

aren't these islands like hundreds off miles off the coast of costa rica? and the location of the cinco muertes should have been public since at least the first JW because there was a fucking opened park on one of them
so why is this family sailing close to one?

>>212300016 (OP)
Okay. Does she pee in the movie or anything like that?

>>212300080
I’m sitting on the toilet here anon. Not cool

>>212304591
Yep Scarjo for the life of her cannot be charismatic enough to carry a movie,all of her movies are carried by someone else except HER where you just hear her voice.

>>212304268
This made me feel new feelings as a 7 year old boy

>>212304393
>50 fps vidya

Into the trash it goes. Absolute garbage reaction time

>>212300016 (OP)
ScarJo thinks she's a tuffie.
Daily reminder she got her name out there for wearing a dress with her tits popping out and letting dudes squeeze them on television.

>>212305292
May I see it?

>Scarjo misfires a dart because the boat was shook while the Mosa wasn't in range/underwater
isn't she supposed to be a pro merc? with no trigger discipline?

>>212305340

>>212304393

>>212305054
Scarjo is desperately trying to claw herself out of the corner that she was getting roles because she is/was beautiful. Sweeney at least embraces the shit

>>212304393
>*record scratch*
>*freeze frame*
>Yep, that's me
>You're probably wondering how I got into this situation...

>>212305292
*gay dudes

>>212305532
She did as well.
She's old now and is playing the offended feminist shtick. Sweeney will do the same.

>>212300609
That’s the Chinese ending.

>>212305603
>oh hey man, I'm gay, so how about you let me play with those titties?
Gotta respect the game.

why would the 3 Spinos not chase after them on the beach? you could literally see them in the water in the background
it's just that 4th new spino that was sleeping on the beach

>>212305532
The thing is Sweeney is going to go the way of Kate Upton though. Sweeney is apparently dating Tom Brady so more than likely she got her multimillionare husband, gonna pump out kids and leave in obscurity when the new big tittied young blonde shows up on screen.

>>212305671
cmon goy, that would cost 100 billion rupees

>>212300016 (OP)
Trying to figure out how that gun would work is making me irrationally angry

>>212306026
It looks pretty stupid.

>>212306026
The fact these threads aren’t centered around making fun of the tacticool super soaker tells me the site is dead.

>>212305292
this scene fucking kills
>wait guys, let me scout ahead
while she's the only one who can't see out of the tall grass

>>212305219
I can relate.

>>212306271
it's not a traditional gun you retard
it's what they use for the DNA extraction

>>212300016 (OP)
I want to eat her ass so its fine.

>>212303952
This is what it feels like to hit a pothole going 50 mph on a shitty mountain road

lmfao
yeah I'm sure this herd consists of like 50 of them
it's not like they would fucking raze all vegetation on this island if there's that many

>>212306407
Would you do it if after she was hiking around the jungle all day running from dinosaurs?

>>212305562
No I don’t wonder about it because I know it’s because NATO expanded too far east and your country is ruled by a filthy kike willing to sacrifice every single white christian male in ukraine.

its ironic that jurassic park, a movie about modern science trying to resurrect the past for profit, is now a franchise with no end in sight banking off of nostalgia for the past

>>212306501
Mmmm hell yeah

>>212306498
>yeah
Tropical rainforest vegetation grows fast

>>212306401
>its for extraction! That’s why its a syringe filled with clear fluid with a casing ejection point

>>212306681
why are you even commenting if you haven't watched the movie lol
it gets literally explained and show how it works in the movie

>>212300173
Why do you need a dinosaur dump? Just kill them if its not what you wanted.

>>212300016 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3od-kQMTZ9M

>>212300057
Depends how many sequels they're planning.

>>212300016 (OP)
>woman is incompetent
How is that not believable?

>>212306498
they could've had like 5 titanosaurus and it would've been fine

>>212302055
>I sincerely doubt there's ideas for 20 movies

(people go to an island with dinosaurs, shit happens) x20

>>212305785
I’m convinced Tom Brady has made a deal with the Devil. It’s the only way.

>>212306401
Scarjo has better ways to extract DNA. Imagine her making dinosaurs cum huge loads

>>212300173
Why not, uhh just brain storming here, uhh just fucking destroy the rejects??

>>212308273
That's mean >:(

Tired of girls action movies.

the dinos in this movie behave illogically, their behavior only makes sense if you consider that it's a movie and the main characters aren't allowed to die
and that's why it sucks
>Mosasaurus
keeps doing those bodyslams out of the water
but instead of hitting the boat it keeps doing them right next to the boat for no reason???
for a while it just swims next to the boat like it's trying to flee from them, makes sense because it gives them the perfect shot to extract the sample lol
>Spinosaurus
there's 3 in the water with the Mosa and they just fuck off with the 1 human they grab off the boat, you can literally see them in the background when they make it to the beach
why would the Spinos not continue chasing them? the smart glasses guy even yells at the others to drag the bags faster because Spinos are amphibious but literally nothing happens
funnily enough there's a 4th spino, it's sleeping on the beach and grabs 1 human and fucks off
>Trex
why doesn't it care about the yellow raft expanding right in front of it when it wakes up?
instead of just fucking chomping down on the Mexicans the Trex proceeds to shove his head under the raft to tip it over... why? just grab one
it also immediately fucks off after tipping over the raft instead of trying to chimp at them and walks along the shore further ahead waiting for them???? this was so bizarre to watch that I want a webm of it
>Pteranodon
somehow it lets itself get distracted by a small bone thrown at it from outside the nest and completely gives up on defending ITS FUCKING NEST FROM THE 2 THREATS RIGHT THERE???
>raptors
die within 20 seconds of screen time while the camera is focused on the mexican pissing
>mutadons
they keep pausing to roar when they could have gotten a snack
fucking shameless the nostalgia baiting with the remade "kitchen scene(tm)"
>Drex
the pajeets completely fucked up the CGI scaling here, its hand literally envelops a fucking helicopter first and then it shrinks down to half its size

>>212300016 (OP)
i swear as her type ages it's like they emerge from a cocoon and you can see what they were all along

you guys know what i mean

>>212308835

>>212306759
I see a stupid looking thing, I say it looks stupid. This is infinitely superior to being a paid shill, such as yourself.

>>212300016 (OP)
Yes I do believe beautiful busty women with creamy white skin are badass mercenaries who can lead groups of huge muscular men. Problem?

>>212303952
crazy to think it's year four of the ten day special operation and russia is at over a million casualties

>>212309064
>from 2013

>>212309050
>hurr durr im a stupid nigger
ok?

>>212308986
holy kek

>>212300016 (OP)
I walked out after an hour, how do you make a movie about dinosaurs that agressively boring
the flattest charactrs imagineable, plot holes I can steer a boat through and nothing to show for it

>>212308986
I knew this happened, but I've never seen it so egregious. How did this get past test screenings?

>>212303129
slava ukranny

>>212304022
depends

>>212302861
lol also why does the security door have a vent on the parts that close.