When you're in Texas, look behind you,
'cause that's where the rangers gonna be..
>>212302978 (OP)St Peter is getting nervous and has petitioned God to let him be reborn rather than have to try to judge him at the pearly gates and get his candy ass whooped all over Valhalla as a result.
I remember watching sidekicks when I was 7 or 8 and thinking it was lame.
>>212302978 (OP)Chuck Norris is so memorable Bruce Willis can tell you all about him articulatly for hours.
>this made the 00 era internet piss shit and cum themselves with laughter before forwarding to your entire CC LIST
>>212302978 (OP)you don't remember chuck norris. chuck norris remembers YOU.
Chuck Norris is so unmemorable he forgot himself out of existence.
>>212304059Walker Texas Ranger was campy but also had a bunch of cool martial arts episodes.
>Le you don't stronk Chuck Norris
>Le Chuck Norris stronks you
>>212304323Chuck Norris jokes are classic internet memes
>>212302978 (OP)His movies weren't even that good
>>212308339Bruce Lee executing him was kino