>the main protagonists that take up most of the screen time are a spic family that barely appears in any of the film's marketing
Yeah, they just popped up out of nowhere.
>>212303500 (OP)Perfect for american audiences to identify with!
>snickers bar wrappers shuts down entire security system
>>212303544Yea, by the time it appears on screen I literally forgot it was supposed to be the main attraction. Its like they wasted everything on the river scene with the T Rex
>>212303500 (OP)Coolio!ยก! That's literally me and abuela, eseยกยก!!
>>212303500 (OP)That was pretty weird, they are two separated movies that could work on their own but """together""" (as they barely met) they just keep getting in they way of each other.
I'm pretty sure Universal Studios has like 20-30 stories/plots about how these stupid groups of people keep finding themselves in these stupid abandoned parks/jungles with murderous monsters. This was one of the dumbest ones they could have chosen.
Back to the drawing board. NO ONE wants to watch a sequel of this horse shit.
wtf
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>>212303544It doesn't even get a cool final fight like in jurassic world. Whats the point of having a giant mutant monster if it doesn't get a fight to the death with a t-rex?
>>212303500 (OP)And people will pay to see this slop instead of Megan 2.0
Depressing.