Big Bobby Eggers is shooting his werewolf movie this fall.
>>212304802 (OP)Another boring pointless slog no doubt. At least the photography will be nice.
>>212304974If Anya had been the lead in Nosferatu instead of awful Lily Rose Depp I would have liked the movie more.
>>212304802 (OP)I hope itโs about a sexy girl werewolf
>>212305246it still would have been pointless garbage.
>invents the oner
>orchestrates oner shots
>invents videogame cinematography
>makes /tv/ seethe with his innovations
>father of the A24 aesthetic
>exposes toxic masculinity
>takes vikings back from white supremacists
>groundbreaking videogame shots like Gears of War
>appreciated by both plebs, midwits, and high IQ simultaneously
>routinely analyzed on r/truefilm and r/criterion
>invited multiple times to the Criterion closet to show off his taste
>legendary top 10 list of cinema.
>beloved across the entire world except for two autists on /tv/
>invents bone chilling slow burn horror
>creates video game cinematography
>composes oner shots
>conceives Eggersian color theory
>innovates historical aesthetic realism
>designs the Egger-oner
>pioneers folkloric surrealism
>revolutionizes grimdark lighting