Thread 212304802 - /tv/ [Archived: 960 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:32:27 PM No.212304802
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Big Bobby Eggers is shooting his werewolf movie this fall.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:35:55 PM No.212304915
F U L L M A S T
F U L L M A S T
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It's wolfin' time.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:36:41 PM No.212304930
>>212304802 (OP)
Another boring pointless slog no doubt. At least the photography will be nice.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:37:59 PM No.212304974
>>212304802 (OP)
>Dafoe
>Anya
>Kate Dickie
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:45:49 PM No.212305246
>>212304974
If Anya had been the lead in Nosferatu instead of awful Lily Rose Depp I would have liked the movie more.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:00:41 PM No.212305680
>>212304802 (OP)
I will be seated.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:02:04 PM No.212305719
>>212304802 (OP)
I hope itโ€™s about a sexy girl werewolf
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:03:44 PM No.212305788
>>212305246
it still would have been pointless garbage.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:04:57 PM No.212305824
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>invents the oner
>orchestrates oner shots
>invents videogame cinematography
>makes /tv/ seethe with his innovations
>father of the A24 aesthetic
>exposes toxic masculinity
>takes vikings back from white supremacists
>groundbreaking videogame shots like Gears of War
>appreciated by both plebs, midwits, and high IQ simultaneously
>routinely analyzed on r/truefilm and r/criterion
>invited multiple times to the Criterion closet to show off his taste
>legendary top 10 list of cinema.
>beloved across the entire world except for two autists on /tv/
>invents bone chilling slow burn horror
>creates video game cinematography
>composes oner shots
>conceives Eggersian color theory
>innovates historical aesthetic realism
>designs the Egger-oner
>pioneers folkloric surrealism
>revolutionizes grimdark lighting