Why didnโ€™t Marty and the Doc stop Hitler? - /tv/ (#212305595) [Archived: 919 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:57:19 PM No.212305595
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Itโ€™s the very first thing that would occur to any other America if they had a time machine
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:34:48 PM No.212306756
>>212305595 (OP)
Doc's family name was Von Braun.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:38:40 PM No.212306892
how the fuck would you go "stop hitler"? do you think you can just waltz in and shoot him in berlin? you think defeating the SS will be as easy as Biff?
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:38:43 PM No.212306893
>>212305595 (OP)
>car had to go 88mph to travel time
Doc and Marty were Nazis, too.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:40:09 PM No.212306943
The problem wasn't that he was jewish, it was his teachings the local authorities didn't like.
Then again, I don't think American christians ever read the bible so who cares
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:49:27 PM No.212307228
I am reminded of this old sci-fi short story I read, where there is time traveler who went back to shortly before Hitler took power with the goal of killing him to create world peace. Only for the time traveller to caught by the police, and dragged into a room with a bunch of other time travelers who were also trying to kill Hitler, each with their own reasons.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:57:00 PM No.212307471
>>212305595 (OP)
the whole go back in time to kill Hitler is to get you mentally at this point here
https://odysee.com/@MrNoseburg:9/weather-underground-kill-white-babies:6
they make a similar argument about Palestinian kids growing up to be 'terrorists'
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:02:44 PM No.212307670
>>212305595 (OP)
You would kill Hitler in an impossible attempt to prevent WW2
I would kill Hitler so germany puts somebody actually competent in charge to win the entire thing.
We are not the same.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:05:46 PM No.212307773
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MARTY YOU GOTTA LISTEN TO ME WOODEN DOORS ON THE GAS CHAMBERS MARTY
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:06:27 PM No.212307798
>>212305595 (OP)
He looks like heโ€™s a goodguy
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:09:24 PM No.212307880
>>212306892
Just do it while he's still fucking around in art school or something, duh
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:10:07 PM No.212307908
>>212305595 (OP)
Nah I'd definitely kill Stalin way before I went after Hitler. Communism was way worse for the world than fascism ever was
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:12:39 PM No.212307986
ra2
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I wouldn't kill Hitler to prevent WW2.
I would kill Hitler to put us in the KINO Red Alert timeline.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:17:12 PM No.212308139
>>212307773
I have wooden doors on my gas chamber
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:19:40 PM No.212308223
if you really want to prevent WW2 you go back in time and kill that fatty Churchill
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:20:35 PM No.212308259
>>212306943
evangelicals don't care about jews so much as accelerating the apocalypse.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:21:14 PM No.212308284
I would go back and help him win and tell him what turing was doing to his cipher
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:21:31 PM No.212308297
>>212308223
/pol/ chuds really never get bored of getting blown out over this retarded argument
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:21:49 PM No.212308309
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no
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:22:18 PM No.212308324
>>212306943
i'm glad someone posted this
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:22:41 PM No.212308338
>>212307773
this is such a stupid ass conspiracy. if you actually go to auschwitz you can walk in the gas chambers and it's metal doors. the "wooden door" shit is all from one (1) holocaust museum item that is a wooden door.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:23:21 PM No.212308361
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>>212308297
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:24:07 PM No.212308384
>>212308361
>oh shit that's a good point I better post a meme pic instead
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:24:35 PM No.212308398
>>212308338
no i was in every camp they all had wooden doors
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:24:36 PM No.212308399
>>212308384
what "point" did you make?
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:25:07 PM No.212308417
>>212308399
>/pol/ chuds really never get bored of getting blown out over this retarded argument
that one right there
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:25:38 PM No.212308433
>>212307908
>Stalin invented communism and was the reason for Russia turning into it.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:25:50 PM No.212308446
>>212305595 (OP)
He didn't get crucified because he was Jewish he got crucified for blasphemy by other Jews.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:25:54 PM No.212308449
why would you stop hitler? if anything go show the "allied forces" what will happen to their nations within the next 70 years
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:25:56 PM No.212308452
>>212306943
There's actually no coherent explanation for why Jesus was put to death. The older gospels say it was due to blasphemy but we know there were plenty of "heretical" preachers in the area and Jesus wasn't even particularly popular.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:26:01 PM No.212308454
>>212307228
There's a similar short sci-fi story called Let's Go to Golgotha where tourists go back to see Jesus being sentenced to death, like in OP's pic, but they're told not to interfere with history so they all chant for his crucifixion in the crowd in the costumes and Aramaic they were given only to realise that there are no actual people of the period around them and they're all just other tourists who were tricked into the same infinite deicidal causal loop
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:26:09 PM No.212308461
>>212308417
>you got blown out.. because I said so, okay?
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:26:19 PM No.212308470
JudeoMasonry
JudeoMasonry
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>>212306943
it was the Jews who killed him, But of course this goblin will never say that because this post is specifically designed to trick the goyim, s everything jews and do is.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:26:38 PM No.212308480
>>212306943
>the (((local authorities)))
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:27:18 PM No.212308505
>go back in time to kill Hitler
>since Hitler is dead you wouldn't go back in time to kill him
>since Hitler is alive you would go back in time to kill him
>except then he'd be dead so you wouldn't go back in time to kill him
Uh time travel bros explain?
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:27:35 PM No.212308511
>>212308461
Well every time a /pol/ chud tries to defend that point they got blown out so I was more making the point that you would get blown out for defending it
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:27:56 PM No.212308518
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>>212307986
>Why Mr Zelensky, whatever do you mean?
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:28:34 PM No.212308538
>>212308511
>y-your gonna get blown out.. any day now..
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:28:40 PM No.212308544
>>212305595 (OP)
>point of the movie is how they are desperately trying to avoid contaminating the timeline because it would have unforeseen consequences
>DURRR Y DIDNT DEY KILL HILLER!?!?!
Also everyone knows hitler was just an illuminati time traveler honeypot, just like the kennedy assassination. You just have a bunch of dudes on suits waiting to pounce on the guy who materializes on the grassy knoll or the book depository, then you steal their time travel device. EZ PZ.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:28:45 PM No.212308548
>>212308505
Closed time loops is the only kind of time travel that makes sense
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:28:52 PM No.212308553
>>212305595 (OP)
Because the first time somebody went back to kill a German dictator, they time traveled to kill Hans sprechter, who had killed over 600 jews. When they got back to our timeline, they discovered that instead it was Hitler who killed 6 million. If anyone goes back again, it will be even bigger
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:30:21 PM No.212308605
>>212308538
You notice how you're too afraid to actually make your point?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:30:50 PM No.212308618
>>212308511
i think you've blown yourself out by merit of using the word "chud". it's like that word is a dog whistle that alerts people you're profoundly physically weak and probably a homosexual.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:31:13 PM No.212308635
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>>212308297
yichudilate
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:32:29 PM No.212308682
>>212308618
>>212308635
>not a single point or argument made
YAAAAAWWWWWNNNNN
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:32:28 PM No.212308683
fireman killer
fireman killer
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>not going back in time and killing one of your ancestors, freeing yourself from the cycle
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:32:39 PM No.212308693
Killing hitler wouldn't stop WW2 from happening though, some other faggot would take his place and convince germutts to chimp out using whatever chauvinist mumbo jumbo.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:33:30 PM No.212308721
>>212308683
grandfather paradox you retard
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:34:18 PM No.212308751
>>212308553
I would watch a movie about this
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:35:04 PM No.212308778
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>>212305595 (OP)
>yes we are the jews from the bible fr fr 100% bro listen and believe
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:37:35 PM No.212308871
>>212308682
my argument is that you're physically and spiritually weak. you may present your counter point or concede, thanks.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:38:59 PM No.212308914
>>212308871
>still no argument made
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:39:43 PM No.212308953
>>212308914
i accept your concession.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:40:36 PM No.212308980
>>212308953
>I can't come up with anything so I'll just give a buzzword response
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:43:13 PM No.212309061
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>>212308553
where do I sign up?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:45:33 PM No.212309135
>>212308297
Churchill and the English started WW2 by guaranteeing Poland, that is a historical fact. Not sure what you are disputing besides the perspective (Hitler invading is morally wrong vs the Allies responding is morally wrong), which just depends on what you believe in.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:47:49 PM No.212309194
>>212309135
Thank god someone said it if Hitler had been allowed to continue his conquest of Europe unopposed we would have been able to avoid that silly old war
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:48:05 PM No.212309207
>>212305595 (OP)
Stop him? I'd give him information that would help him win. Hitler wasn't bad because he killed Jews, he was bad because he didn't finish the job.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:51:57 PM No.212309347
MoscowLondonWashington
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>>212309194
>stalin and the jews conquering half of europe was le good!
>Hitler trying to stop them and reclaiming territory was le bad!
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:52:50 PM No.212309381
>>212309194
There is zero evidence that an attack/invasion of France and the UK were going to occur before their guarantee of Poland. The regions that were colonized were related to previous land claims or on the other side of the continent. Hitler was well within his rights to claim and attack those areas and it was not outside of the scope of plans for countries at the time. Again, you have still not disputed the historical fact that the guarantee caused the war. The foreign affairs of Germany were irrelevant to the UK and France any more than their conquest of any other territory in the name of colonial expansion.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 10:00:24 PM No.212309644
>>212307880
Huh, world peace is easy. Rampant inflation and a military response to economic failure averted, Jews ascendent in Europe, no creation of Israel.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 10:22:42 PM No.212310384
>>212305595 (OP)
>go back in time
>stop Hitler
>go back
>somehow it was never reported that he disappeared
>still claims of the 6 gorllion
Back to the Future: Shoah Exposed would be a good film.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 10:24:35 PM No.212310450
>>212305595 (OP)
>Rabbi Shmuley

Not this guy
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 10:31:52 PM No.212310704
>>212305595 (OP)
"We must go back and stop Hitler from killing himself!"
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 10:38:11 PM No.212310922
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>>212308518
kino
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 10:43:02 PM No.212311090
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The real Hitler is the one inside all of us.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 10:48:29 PM No.212311255
>>212311090
Why were his arms so short?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 10:50:23 PM No.212311313
>>212308511
/pol/ is always right.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 10:51:30 PM No.212311344
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>>212308297
>>212308511
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 10:56:41 PM No.212311505
>>212305595 (OP)
he wasnt a jew
he was the proclaimed son of God and jews killed him
death to them
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 11:02:17 PM No.212311707
He was murdered by his own kind for not being enough of a jew
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 11:06:11 PM No.212311824
>>212309381
France was allied to Poland since 1921 you dumb nigger
>The foreign affairs of Germany were irrelevant to the UK
Irrelevant how? British goal was to prevent a single country from dominating continental Europe, and German goal was to dominate continental Europe. You are truly a retarded nigger
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 11:08:35 PM No.212311911
>>212311707
That whole "Not in my Father's house" shit was a step too far.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 11:09:56 PM No.212311959
>>212308338
nice try shill
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 11:15:29 PM No.212312155
It was just one (of several) Jewish sects until Paul realized he could grift the goyim.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 11:24:03 PM No.212312445
Hate kikes, simple as.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 11:26:18 PM No.212312530
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>>212309347
>Hitler trying to stop them
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 11:32:48 PM No.212312716
>>212308452
>Jesus wasn't even particularly popular.
Exactly. That's why they killed him. He wasn't popular so no one would give a shit.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 11:35:12 PM No.212312806
>>212309347
>Heu Lil'A! Maybe drop the masturbation machines and bear&eagle cages and just shoot them on the spot?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 11:40:02 PM No.212312958
>>212305595 (OP)
No Hitler = no Israel so killing Hitler is antisemitic
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 11:42:07 PM No.212313041
>>212308338
Online neonazis arent the brightest bunch, anon
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 11:43:41 PM No.212313094
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>>212312530
what does this have to do with anything retard? I will bet everything I own you have never read mein kampf and what Hitler said about the formation of Israel. Are you under the impression Israel is in Europe my retarded friend?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 11:46:19 PM No.212313186
>>212305595 (OP)
>Hello, Roman Emperor Constantine XI. These are fully loaded AR15s. Just point the barrel at the Ottomans and press down on this trigger mechanism
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 11:47:47 PM No.212313237
>>212308452
He kicked out the (((merchants))) from the altar and promised to โ€œdestroy the old temple.โ€ That's pretty much enough for a place on the cross.
Imagine you find dirt on some gov't company and say it loud "they are stealing your money and gov't try to hide it". Best catchphrase to find yourself on the rope.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 11:51:25 PM No.212313357
>>212308449
>nasi germany, a personality cult, would never liberalize in 80+ years becauseโ€ฆ
>uhโ€ฆ
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 11:57:54 PM No.212313601
>>212308297
/pol/culture is /tv/ culture
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 11:58:55 PM No.212313645
IMG_7814
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>>212308682
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 11:59:23 PM No.212313662
>>212305595 (OP)
Modern Jews aren't Jews from the Bible. They are the synagogue of Satan.