This character is unrealistic and would be repulsed by napoleon in real life as he's sub 5.

>>212308546 (OP)
This was made before all of that brainrot

>>212308546 (OP)
Jesus zoomers really get no pussy

hows her brapper

>>212308546 (OP)
Absolute midwest kino. If you are not from there, you wouldn't get it.

She looks like her mom goes to college.

>>212309234
Nigger do you think that Idaho is the midwest?

>>212308546 (OP)
things are different in the middle of nowhere. Girls have nothing to do but get horny and their parents pressure them into having boyfriends.

>Napoleon Dynamite was 21 years ago
>If the movie had just come out today Uncle Rico would be talking about how he almost became a football star in the early 2000s

>>212309282
No but I am appropriating this movie to pertain to what I think it means. Nigger.

>>212309282
Everything between New York and and California is the Midwest, while Las Vegas and Reno are in the same dimension as Indian reservations.

>>212309320
>back in 98, I could throw a pigskin a quarter mile

>>212309011
/thread

>>212309282
Everything that isn't Coastal New England, California, the Texas Triangle, Miami, or Louisiana is the Midwest. Sorry anon

>>212309389
You need to literally touch grass
>>212309417
City slickers are as bad as blacks

>>212308546 (OP)
Bro shes a solid fuck out of here with your garbage taste.
>>212309011
This movie was brainrot at the time

>>212308546 (OP)
This bitch is what you call a practice girl. The shy quiet frumpy ones are always insecure and it's easy to get the pussy from them.
But they aren't the kind of girl you want to dedicate your life to, just ones that you fuck to every living stuffing out of in order to learn how to aggressively and assertively dominate your woman and then find one better.
Alternatively you make her completely dependent on you and fuck up her confidence and self-esteem even worse and turn her into your personal rape slave after you force her to get married and take over her entire life

>>212309417
>new England.
>not Midwest
Kek

>>212309609
Do you know how to read? He literally says that she is more attractive than him and would not be interested as a result

>>212309609
Solid 3.5 idk why that disappeared

>>212308546 (OP)
Dumb fuck zoomer

>>212309234
I grew up in Australia and it was one of the most relatable movies I ever watched.

>>212309670
My keyboard or fat fingers deleted the 3.5
She is ugly your taste is trash

>>212308546 (OP)
they were looksmatched. heder isn't even that ugly and he's 6'2". i knew a guy who looked like him and was the same height who had girls all over his dick.

>>212309573
How does anything I said imply I am a shut in anon? As I type this I am outside, working.

napoleon is like 6'2
he'd get autistic girls without issue

>>212309715
All I said is that she is more attractive than him, which is objectively true. You really need to work on reading comprehension

>>212309816
Okay fair, I'm outside working as well. Early fireworks celebration and I am doing event security. There is literally nobody here though so I'm just sitting bored

>>212308546 (OP)
He's 4. She's 5.

>>212309969
>6'2"
>4/10
uh huh.

>>212310022
For people who aren't afraid of failure, and are willing to persevere, getting pussy isn't as difficult as you think. If you're that put off by thinking you won't get laid because of your looks, then you're basically dooming yourself

>>212310155
>If you're that put off by thinking you won't get laid because of your looks
women are the ones saying looks matter the most now.

>>212310185
Like I said, if you're just willing to accept failure without trying, then you will never succeed. I'm in my 30s, balding, overweight, half Brown, and I still managed to get an Asian wife who is 10 years younger than me, born and raised in the same town I was, a redneck tomboy.

You're either going to start putting yourself out there and getting first dates, or you're going to give up without trying

>>212308546 (OP)
All the characters in this movie are weird losers. Weird losers hang out together. OP, I know you are rage-baiting to get replies, but come on.

>>212309624
>it's easy to get the pussy
Indians don't get to post shit like what you just did

>>212310303
How tall are you? Also how old are you? If you’re an older millennial, you were playing a drastically easier game compared to us late millennial gods.

>>212309282
r u dumb?

>>212310564
>late millennial gods
What a faggot.

>>212309927
I'm just trying to milk the clock on this door gasket call. Enjoy your life anon.

>>212310655
Typical chud X response

>>212310551
My apologies saar but I am having to do the needful
>>212310564
I'm 5'9 and I was born in 93.
For full disclosure, I grinded literally hundreds of first dates, but I never gave up because I knew exactly what I wanted, and one day I finally ended up getting it.
I even look exactly like the chud meme, I can promise you, that as long as you give up, and are willing to adapt and learn, then you will make it. We are all going to make it

>>212310734
Anon, you can't even talk like a real person.

>>212309056
It's over for zoomers and it has been over for millennials.

>>212310583
Is California midwest? It's the middle of the West Coast

When this movie came out we all thought she was repulsive looking and it was easy for the average man to get 8-9/10 pussy even if he was as low as a 4/10.

>>212308546 (OP)
He has decent height. That's all that matters really.

>>212310827
Are your eyes even? Are they close-set?That's one blackpill I don't see discussed nearly enough, because having eyes which are too close together or asymmetrical, or both for the absolute instant 2/10 maker (because while bad in isolation, the two together makes both faults even more apparent). It's why that girl in Cobra Kai has to cake herself in makeup, because one of her eyes is very obviously lower than the other.

>>212310827
im eating whitepils for dinner tonight, hell yeah

>>212309282
Not sure why people have such a difficult time with this. Pic related is the Midwest.

>>212311113
My eyes are not asymmetrical, they are offset vertically, and also I have a badly broken nose so my glasses sit at a weird angle as well
>>212311145
You know who wants us to be demoralized separated from each other and angry, but that's not how it works anymore. The tricks are getting old, and the peanuts are getting stale

>>212311268
>texas
No

>>212309719
a LOT of young women fucking love tall skinny white boys with messy hair. you don't even have to be particularly good looking. if you are objectively handsome they will actively fight over you and endlessly gossip about you.

t. spent high school and college as a handsome tall skinny white boy with messy hair

>>212310968
>it has been over for millennials
It has never been easier to pull pussy as a millennial

Why can't coastaloids and texans just die?

>>212311268
I think Kansas and Missouri and the states south of them should be excluded from that, I'm not really sure I know anybody that would call Texas the Midwest

>>212311428
Damn, that must be it then because I'm the guy who's been posting the white pills, and when we got together I was a skinny guy, and I still have Long messy hair

>>212311268
>louisana
> Midwest

What special needs retard made this

>>212311428
this, I grew up in texas and the amount of latinas I dated and that were interested in me but I didn't date is shocking, especially in comparison to how much sex I didn't have immediately after I was out of school and never in another environment where there were slutty little mexican girls everywhere
lots of black girls too

>>212308546 (OP)
unironically a different time. i lost my v card to a cheerleader around then and i was chubby

>>212311521
its the big titty goth gf for women

>>212310827
>I'm 5'9
rip

>>212311268
if you don’t speak buffalo english you aren’t from the midwest

>>212311419
Based anon. Good on you mate.

>>212311618
maps.com, which might be why they went bankrupt and were purchased by a competitor.

>>212311791
>Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
How was that?

>>212311268
retarded map
Texas, Louisiana, definitely aren't midwest
I'dinclude Ohio into midwest

The Midwest is anywhere in the US Jews don’t live. There it’s settled.

>>212311936
coincidentally the midwest is also where the fattest americans live

>>212311791
Is that anything like pig latin?
>>212311640
I grew up in a Hispanic neighborhood, and I was getting play from the horny latinas since I was 12.
I even pulled this really bad black chick who was 10 years older than me when I was 16, she was skinny and muscular and had really big pretty eyes and a big smile but she was really short and so it was easy to pick her up and fuck her tight little ass like a rag doll.
the weird thing is she had her baby in the room at the same time and the baby watched me beat Mom's box absolutely senseless with my medium sized uncut white cock

>>212310185
they may say this but they don't act like it, i honestly think height and a sense of humor is more important

>>212308546 (OP)
So is she

>>212308546 (OP)
She's a dorky 5/10 which means she'd be more open to dating a sigma male like Napoleon.

>>212312466
height is part of looks you total dumbass. literally all the shit women find attractive is immutable.

>>212310827
I was making fun of you fucking up and using a phrase only underage browns use not saying I was indian you fucking retard. Nice larp by the way.

>>212310185
You say stuff like this, but would you yourself fuck an obese ugly sheboon?

>>212312529
fair i fuck a lot of good looking women and i've let myself go but i am tall

Fags if you guys think you're ugly, use brutalpsl chatgpt, its extremely accuate.

Why has there been a thread about this movie every single fucking day for a week?

>>212312598
it's kino. if more zoomers are warming up to napoleon dynamite then that's a good thing.

>>212312583
i know i am ugly already because of my lived experience and i also have eyes. i don't need AI to rub salt in the wound.

>>212311752
I have access to a tight pussy on tap, and I have a job that pays me well to do next to nothing. Life could be better, but at least I'm not a third worlder

>>212312533
Yes, you made fun of me implying that I was brown, so I replied to you the way in Indian would type, as a joke. I'm sorry that you didn't understand this, and that it made you angry.

>>212312374
I’d rather be fat than Jewish.

>>212312786
>rather cut off 10 years of your life than be part of the race that rules the world
sad!

>>212312786
Well yeah fat guys can actually be intimidating

>>212312583
The moralization post. You don't need some robot to quantify how you look. Just be the kind of person that people want to be around, and the rest will come naturally
>>212313021
Show me one admirable jew

>>212313069
Bobby Fisher?

>>212308546 (OP)
True. The actor who plays Napoleon ain't easy on the eyes. She cleans up nicely.

>>212309256
kek

>>212311428
This has been my experience as well, but I was always too insecure with myself to do much of anything with it so I wasted endless chances. I also have a goofy voice like there's a potato stuck in my throat. Apparently at some point edits of a scene from Fantastic Mr Fox were popular on tiktok and I had multiple zoomer girls tell me I sound exactly like the cousin.

>>212313021
I don’t have to be either retrde

>>212313345
You've checked my mate it seems

He caught her a delicious bass

>>212311936
the chicagoland north/northwest suburbs have a massive concentration of very annoying wealthy jews

>>212310583
Western hemisphere you fucking retard. It is referring to the middle of the continent.

And no, South America does not enter into the equation because it doesn't fucking matter in any way.

>>212311268
>midwest
>includes Dixie
whew

This is the midwest you retards

>>212308546 (OP)
yeah, tons of movies are like that
it should be illegal to create false hope

>>212316867
Exquisite b8 m8

He caught her a delicious bass you dumb fucking cocksucking mongoloid faggot retard. Bitches love a delicious bass.

>>212308546 (OP)
Don't forget that Napoleon only made like a dollar an hour.

>>212309624
post trophies

>>212309011
OP got pregnant despite taking in the ass

>>212311900
Ohio is definitely not in the Midwest faggot

>>212311268
The Midwest is MN, WI, IL, IA, NE, and the Dakoras. Thats it

>>212309011
This takes place in the midwest in the early 2000s. People weren't ruined by social media

>>212308546 (OP)
Shut up zoomer. Your generation are bunch of can't breed faggots.

>>212318392
>NE
disgustingly not midwest. toilet of the universe
t. MN masterrace

>>212319241

>>212319412
what age is she in this gif

>>212308546 (OP)
The real question is - does she still have the map to the Dryland?

>>212308546 (OP)
Zoomers are pathetic

>>212308546 (OP)
Fully half the posts here sound like terminally online zoomer complaints that something in a movie doesn't match their narrow set of assumptions about life.

>>212310303
>and I still managed to get an Asian wife
This is not a big accomplishment. Asian girls fetishize foreign men even more than White girls do. Playing to female xenophilia is ezmode.

>>212309282
That part of Idaho definitely is.

>>212310968
>be me
>me millenial
>get laid in high school
>get laid in college
>get laid after college
>marry woman 7 years younger than me in my early 30s
Its been niced

>>212323708
you're also a faggot ledditor.

>>212312583
I've used that, it rates men harshly and overates women

>>212309256

>>212308546 (OP)
I would eat Deb's shit

>>212312379
>XFWM /ss/
absolutely jelly big time if true. godspeed.
u still in the colonizing bizniz?

>>212308546 (OP)
Fucking eigh man. 4chan really tards are clueless about human social dynamics. She is repulsed by him initially, they only wind up developing a relationship because its established they are both the literally the same. They are le pair of quirky weirdos who complement themselves.

>>212318392
what about michigan

>>212324686
he's also 6'2".

>>212308546 (OP)
This was before hypergamy got out of control.

>>212323708
>"married" with 7 year gap
>still browses 4chan
divorce arc will be legendary

>>212325268
the 3/10 and 4/10 girls aren't even ugly the fuck is this shit. the 5/10 and 6/10 girls are also both 7+/10 and way above average. weird ass image.

>>212308546 (OP)
You outed yourself as a zoomer.

>>212325397
>3/10,4/10 not ugly
get some help. stop jerking off. fix your test levels. all I can tell you.

>>212308546 (OP)
She was repulsed by him tho, didnt you watch it where he stays an incel while pedro gets the "femcel"?

Is it really that hard to get a girl?

>>212316867
Should be called the MidNorth then.

>>212325268
>man with red hair representing a 9/10
Come on, man. Only black girls and latinas like ginger men.

>>212309624
>innocent shy girl who doesn't know she's cute
Thats wife material you retard

>>212325268
brvtal trvth nvke