The Old Guard - /tv/ (#212312673) [Archived: 817 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/3/2025, 11:31:29 PM No.212312673
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I thought this movie was panned but it apparently it got good reviews, I guess people were just starved for movies. I tried watching it and turned it off after half an hour.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 11:47:33 PM No.212313227
>>212312673 (OP)
I know I watched it but couldn't tell you anything about the plot beside being about some kind of immortal people.
It must have been kind of a success since Netflix is doing a sequel.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 11:48:48 PM No.212313269
don't care
too much dark skin
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 11:50:12 PM No.212313313
>>212312673 (OP)
this looks insufferable just from this poster alone
I don't even need to mention why
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 12:01:18 AM No.212313734
>>212312673 (OP)
Remember when (((they))) tried to pass past-her-prime Charlize Theron as the sexiest lady there is?
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 12:02:14 AM No.212313775
>>212312673 (OP)
Temu Highlander
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 12:53:29 AM No.212315453
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md5: 4bdecd3501a519fed758b4b575143b87🔍
>>212312673 (OP)
I'm not retarded, so I could tell by the very retarded poster that this movie is lesbianism slop.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 1:25:03 AM No.212316528
>>212313269
thanks for the bump
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 1:37:38 AM No.212316986
>>212312673 (OP)
first one was decent, the 2nd one is ultra shit its insane how bad that movie is
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:33:05 AM No.212318656
>>212312673 (OP)
Tarantula was right. These bullshit streaming movies basically don't even really exist. They're totally forgettable slop that somehow generates money but nobody even recalls what its about.
Replies: >>212319173
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:50:30 AM No.212319173
>>212318656
You talk to spiders?
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:40:12 AM No.212320656
>>212312673 (OP)
Charlize Theron has become the female Liam Neeson of junk action movies.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:42:26 AM No.212322633
>>212320656
She is timeless