>jaded reclusive misanthropic detective chain smokes and drinks alone and pursues criminals with little concern for his own well-being

>>212313042 (OP)
How do I become this archetype bros? I already hate myself so that part is done.

>>212313096
Become a cop and then a detective. It’s easy as fuck.

>>212313127
it’s easy as fuck because you’re a brown H1B jeet who keeps stealing our jobs

>>212313201
>projecting this hard
this is a safe space to talk about the all the indian hate you've been internalizing, anon. Let it all out

>>212313201
>H1B
how can you be this insecure?